open read and laugh

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

"Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?"

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti '

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

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DZ it was just mazay ka and hillarious🤣
I am laughing like this🤣
and the last was just wowww I mean it happens all the time with us😆
and we need to give this 50 rupee to our politicians😆
but then there is no other place like home so still love my PAK 🤗
but it was just way funny😆
thanx for sharing🤗
and special pm😊

its soo funny:D hass hass ke haal bura ho gaya..

hahahahaha dewa the first one is so dirty yak mujhe sach mai vomit ho rahi hai gandi😆 tum ne ye kese parh liya and hathi aur teacher wala tu bhot mazay ka tha maza aa gaya aur hasi bhi thanks for pm me mai isay saved rakho gi phele wala mujhe kabhi nahi bhole ga wase kaock roch tumhara dost tu nahi jis kay sath tum bhi is dinner pe gayi thi🤣

Originally posted by: candy08

hahahahaha dewa the first one is so dirty yak mujhe sach mai vomit ho rahi hai gandi😆 tum ne ye kese parh liya and hathi aur teacher wala tu bhot mazay ka tha maza aa gaya aur hasi bhi thanks for pm me mai isay saved rakho gi phele wala mujhe kabhi nahi bhole ga wase kaock roch tumhara dost tu nahi jis kay sath tum bhi is dinner pe gayi thi🤣

Originally posted by: DAPS

tume kes pata chala

tumhari friend jo hu isliye janti hu kay tum us kockroch kay sath hi dinner pe gaye ho gi tambhi us ki detail se menu pata hai na😉

Originally posted by: candy08

tumhari friend jo hu isliye janti hu kay tum us kockroch kay sath hi dinner pe gaye ho gi tambhi us ki detail se menu pata hai na😉

dinner nahi ta mera aur os kacorch ki date ti hahaha lol

Originally posted by: DAPS

dinner nahi ta mera aur os kacorch ki date ti hahaha lol

kya nahi nahi nahi ye tum ne kya kiya dewa apnay sath itna zulam foran us se breakup karo meri dost ek kockroch kay sath date par

😭ye kya kar diya dewa😡