Hey Guys, I'm back with another OS 😉 This ones on a very special request by my bestest friend and sweetest sister Fia...this one's for you love 🤗 I really hope you guys like it...Okay so enjoy reading.😉
~ I Ain't Drunk ~
Two minutes and four down. Standing there in the corner she started to feel weird, weird as in good weird more like awesome weird. Everything seemed to be simply amazing. Her hands were loosening, Legs felt all wiggly, nose smelled something funny and eyes started playing tricks on her. She was seeing things that she never really saw before, everything seemed to be tripled, and she couldn't believe what she saw, a man with three heads. Her jaw dropped down it amazement, she rubbed her eyes to make sure what she saw was real. That dude really had three heads, which seemed to be rotating at the moment. She was stunned by nature's magic, and her intense amazement resulted in a strange reaction of breaking into hysterical laughter. Everything felt super funny at the moment, world seemed like an awesome place to be in, she was feeling out of the world. She felt like rising higher up in the air, very much like a hot air balloon, and both her hands automatically rose up and she started to climb up the table. She was now on her way to the seventh cloud sitting on her unicorn and enjoying the ride when someone decided to interrupt and bring her back to ground.
Uday: Woah Woah Woah...where do you think you're going? (Pulls her back down)
Manyata: Hey! Don't bother me. I'm trying to fly my magic carpet here! (no reply just giggles in a gloomy way)
Uday: You were what? Wait a second (he worryingly looks at the empty shot glasses and gets a little worried)... Damn! You're down.
Manyata: hahahahaha NOPE...you're wrong boo boo ...(pulls his cheek)...I'M HIGH...Hey I just met you and this is craaazyyy but here's my numberrr so call me maybe...hahahahahaha...
Uday: okayyy this is really not good... (looking scared)
Vijay hears this and gets curious as to what happened...
Vijay (to uday) : Woah woah woah woah! Udayyy... ( in cheesy voice) What in the name of all that is holy did u do to her? She not the same size as you, you can't give her that many drinks you crazy drunkard!
Uday: But, but, but
Vijay: Yeah! I'm sure you didn't do anything! I see the guilt in your eyes, you naughty little kid!
While they were talking Manyata heads towards the crowd of people dancing like crazy. She was now randomly questioning guys on their manliness...
Manyata (to a guy): holaa amigooo...Are you gay???
Guy: what???... nooo I'm not...(looking worried)
Manyata: NOOO you're lying I know you're Gay...super dooper gay...hahahaha
Guy: oohhh goshh...(whispers)...how did you find out???
Manyata: (whispers)... I CHECKED...you crazy double headed maniac...hahahahaha...
Guy: Ssshhh...please don't say anything, I'm here with the guys!
Manyata: Its okayyy...I'm gay tooo...hahahahaha...
While talking Vijay bhai and Uday notice Manyata was missing from there, they both turn around and find her torturing innocent people and deliberately accusing them of being gay. They quickly run to rescue innocent people from Manyata's wrath.
Vijay (to Manyata): What the hell are you doing?
Manyata: hey bhai...hahahaha...you know he's gay...(pointing towards the guy)
Vijay: (shocked at what her sister just asked him)...WHAT...???...NOOO...stop accusing people, and you come with me...NOW... (holds her hand)
Guy (to Uday): Heyyy... Whats ur naaame? (to Uday)
Manyata: Hey! That's my man, look at him with respect! (Looking mad)
Uday (to Vijay): dude do you have your camera on you?
Manyata (to Uday): Why? Why? Are we taking a family picture?
Uday: Give me your phone! We may never get this chance again...I'm talkin millions of hits on youtube!
Vijay: No I think we should send it to America's funniest videos... might as well make some money off of it!
Manyata (to Vijay): Hey bhai...hahaha...I have a question...can I please ask???...hahaha...
Vijay: No...Ask me when we get home...okay now come lets go... (Holds her hand again)
Manyata: Nooo bhai...I'll ask now...now...now... (Bites his hand)
Vijay: F**K...let it go you crazy chick...let it gooo...
Uday (to Manyata): (holds her from the waist and pulls her away)...sweetheart let go...
He tries to pull her away with full strength and she keeps on biting Vijay bhai's hand not willing to let go. Uday then tickles her tummy and she finally loosens the grip of her teeth on his hand and starts laughing...
Vijay: HOLY CRAP...man she is junglee...
Uday: I love wild cats...hahahhaha (he smiles and Vijay bhai glares at him)
Manyata: does anyone here knows someone who wears coconut bra??..hahahaha...
Vijay: And the award for the most random person on the planet goes tooo...Ms. Manyata Kumari!
Uday (to Manyata): honestly speaking I don't...but would love to...hahahahaha...(hi 5 with Manyata)
Manyata (to Uday): would you wear one for me...please honeeey...
Vijay: (starts cracking up)...hahahahahaha...(to Manyata)...of course baby sister he'll love to wear one for you...right Uday?...(starts laughing)
Uday: Sure, I would totally love to and would even dance in it for you...(giving a look to Vijay bhai)
Manyata (to Uday): Awww really...you'll dance for me too...???
Uday: Well...do I have a choice love?
Manyata: (gets emo)...Awww I love you man...come give me a hug... (She hugs Uday)...
Uday comes closer and Manyata hugs him tight with all her power. She then pulls away and taps her shoulder looking very touched. While looking at Uday his lips caught her attention. She stared at them for some time and seemed to be in her thinking mode. She then had a smile creeping up her face and she asked Vijay bhai for a favor.
Manyata: (to Vijay bhai)...bhai I need your permission to kiss Uday...hahahaha...can I please kiss Uday...pleasee...pleasee...
Vijay bhai starts laughing he couldn't believe what his sister has just asked her. He looked at Uday who seemed to be looking confused...
Vijay: My permission??? Like seriously???...hahahaha
Uday: What? I don't get a say in this matter?
Manyata (to Uday): sorry baby...please don't get offended... (tapping his shoulder)
Vijay bhai (to Manyata): go ahead sis I GRANT YOU MY PERMISSION...hahahahahaha...man it feels good to say that... (laughs out loud)
And permission was all she needed, she looked at Uday with an evil smile and jumped on him and kissed him. While kissing him her hands found his hair and she started playing with it then all of a sudden she pulled Uday's hair.
Uday: yooo...my hair... my beautiful beautiful hair!
Manyata: it's so soft and smooth...give me your hair...I want it... (Keeps pulling)
Vijay: hahahaha go for it sister...get that hair...hahahaha (laughing)
Uday (to Manyata): sweetheart please leave my hair...I promise will give you it once we go home...
Manyata: Really??...promise?
Uday: yes promise...now please leave some of it on my head so that I can give you it when we get home...
Manyata: Okayyy...i wanna shampoo your hair...hahahaha...(while touching uday's hair)
Vijay: Can we like go now, like seriously???
Manyata: yes bhaiya lets go, so I can get Uday's hair...hahahah...
Uday (to Vijay): Dude your sister is surely going to make me bald today...I'm genuinely worried about my hair...
Vijay (to Uday): hahahahaha...holy shit...
Uday: why are you laughing?
Vijay: hahaha nothing much just imagined how you'll look bald...hahahha...you looked so cute...hahahaha...
Uday: dude don't worry I'm not the only one getting bald...trust me by tomorrow morning I'll be surprised if either one of us has any hair left on our heads...(sighs)
Manyata comes and stands between both of them, she looks at their faces and smiles but that smile had an evil touch to it. Both of them return the smile looking worried. They knew she was drunk, and when she was drunk it was impossible to control her. She was a total monster in drunk state and they both deep down inside were scared of it. Both Vijay bhai and Uday struggled to swallow the saliva in their mouth. Manyata holds both of their hands and starts skipping. She along with them skips out of the bar and heads towards the car.
Vijay (to Uday): man I haven't felt that stupid since I found out Mickey Mouse was fake!
Uday: seriously...I swear can't believe what Manyata makes us do...
On their way, majnu pops up into Manyata's head out of nowhere and she gets furious.
Manyata: I HATE MAJNU...
Uday: Manjnu?...hahahahaha...that was so random...
Vijay: Oh man trust me...we hate him too...
Manyata: he's f**king gay ass bitch...
Vijay: You can't walk but you sure as hell can curse!!!
Manyata: NOOO...I CAN'T CONTROL my cursing...he drove me nuts man...you know one day, I'll eat him alive...(she loses balance and uday catches her)
Uday: (while holding her)...naahhh you might get loosies...I don't want my baby to get loosies...
Vijay: oohhh btw majnu is not gay...hahahaha...
Manyata: Nooo he is...he always bumps into Uday while passing by...bitch is trying to steal my baby...I WON'T SPARE HIM...
Uday (to Manyata): come on man, poor guy never bumped into me...
Manyata: (Flips out again)...NOOO HE DID... that freaking piece of crap...
Vijay: HOLY SHIT...SHUT UP YOU GUYS...
They were now in the parking lot, Uday unlocks the car and opens door for Manyata to get in and she stands there staring at the car.
Uday (to Manyata): Sweetheart you gotta sit inside the car...
Manyata: NOOO Majnu is inside the car...I can't go in..it's his ghost in there...ghoossttt...(whispers)
Uday: Ghost???...baby Majnu is still alive don't you remember..???
Manyata: HOOO look...look...look he peeking at me from inside...he looks scary...
Vijay bhai: THERE AINT NO GODDAMN MAJNU IN THE CAR...(mad)
Manyata: NOO NOO NOOO...I won't go boom boom...hahahahaha...
Vijay bhai (Manyata): Thats it! Stop acting like a two year old...are you coming or not?
Uday: Hey hey hey...both of you chill your pants...(Vijay bhai smiles back)
After causing much trouble she finally agrees or more like forced to get into the car and go home. The drive from the bar to home was one long annoying drive. As Manyata could not keep her mouth shut and her statements were annoying the crap out of her fianc and brother. They were finally home now, their car stopped in the drive way and they got out and headed towards the inside of the house. Just then they noticed it was a little quite and that Manyata wasn't with them. They quickly turned around towards the car and saw her sitting down in the driveway with her legs crossed looking like as if she was protesting against something.
Vijay: (puts his hand on his head)...oohhh God...what the hell is she doing down there...???
Uday: you know your sister truly is one of a kind...which makes me love her even more...
Vijay: Good luck to you in future...you need it man...you need it BAD...(Taps Uday's shoulder)
Uday: thanks bro...let's see what she's up to now...
Manyata was still sitting down on the driveway and blabbering random crap...
Uday (to Manyata): you protesting love???
Manyata: YESSS...I won't move...
Vijay: Protesting against what??? (looking confused)
Manyata: I don't know...I wanted to protest...protest against you two...protest against human race...I won't move...
Uday: okay baby...you continue it...and we'll pick you up...
Uday goes up and tries to lift her up but she kicks him and complains, then both Vijay bhai and Uday try to pick her up but she literally wrestles with both of them and finally leaving them no option they decided to drag her in.
Uday: she won't come in like that...she is just so damn stubborn...
Vijay: tell me about it...but we won't give up either...let's do this bro, let's get this crazy kid inside...
Both of them literally drag her in while she complains and curses them to death. They were now successful in bringing her inside the house. Both of them looked at each other with a winning smile plastered to their face, it was quite an achievement bringing Manyata inside the house.
Vijay: yeah baby...we did it...(Hi-5 each other)
While they were busy celebrating Manyata finds her dog sitting next to the couch and goes to her dog. She loved her dog max, it was her friend in a way but they did get into fight once in a while. Those fights were usually Manyata's fault as she loved messing up with everyone including her dog max. While Uday and Vijay bhai were talking they hear loud barking noise all of a sudden, it was max going crazy. They turned around to look what was up with the dog and they saw Manyata trying to sit on max which made max furious and he started to bark noisily.
Uday: HOLY COW...is she kidding me??? (both run to her)
Max: WHOOFFF WHOOFFF...WHOOFFF...
Manyata (to Max): Okay shut up Max, this is important... we need to win this race...Giddy up boy...
Max: (furious and going crazy)...WHOOFFF WHOOFF...WHOOFFF...WHOOFFF...
Vijay: W*F are you doing on it...it's a dog not a horse...get off of him you freak...
Max: WHOOFFF WHOOFF WHOOOFF...
Uday: (holds Manyata and picks her up)...what are you doing, it's your dog Max...
Manyata: Nooo! My little pony! (Bites Uday)
Uday: What THE F **k...manyata stop it, you're biting my arm...(she kept on biting)...Ugghhh...
Where on one side Uday had picked up Manyata and was taking her to her room on the other hand Vijay bhai was busy trying to calm down max.
Vijay (to Max): easy buddy...calm down...its okay man...its okay...
Max: WHOOFFF WHOOFFF...
Vijay: And I thought you were the only animal in this house!
Max: WHOOFF...(agreeing bark)
Vijay: you know she loves you...just goes a little crazy at times...right boy...now you calm down, we'll deal with her once she gains her senses...okay?
Max: WHOOFF...
Vijay: yeah that's like the good boy...
Whereas on the other side, Uday had picked up Manyata and took her to her room and One wouldn't be able to tell if it was her or Max! He puts her on the bed and she again gets out of control.
Uday: what are you doing Manyata...you'll fall down... lie down straight...
Manyata: Nooo everything looks upside down so I am also going stand upside down...hahahahaha...
Uday: Jesus Christ what's wrong with this girl...you'll fall and get hurt get down NOW...Did you hear me...???...GET DOWN NOW...
Manyata: (trying to do back flip or something on her bed) haann??...Do you hate me? Why? I feel like you're mad at me...like you yell at me and it feels like you're staring at me...like you looked at me that way...uughhh...
Manyata made less than no sense at the time!
Uday: you are confusing me Love...for heaven sake get down or I'll come up there...
Manyata: you'll come here...but...
Manyata loses her balance and falls off the bed but luckily she falls on Uday, he catches her and then both fall down on the floor. She was now on top of him and hugging him in a way.
Uday: didn't I tell you that you are going to fall???
Manyata: SSSHHH...you always boss me around I'm not a baby...NOT A BABY YOU RETARD...
Uday: Whatever you say BABY...
Manyata: Hooo u called me baby again???...(she bites him again, this time on the shoulder)...
Uday: what are you doing...DUDEEE...Manyata let it go baby...
Manyata: aahhmmm...(she finally leaves him)
Uday: you bit me again...
Manyata: hahahahaha...yes...
Uday: (smiles at her giggling)...seriously? Now watch this...
He lifts up a little wraps one of his arms around her waist and tickles her tummy with her other one breaking her into hysterical laughter...
Manyata: hahahaha...udaayyy...hahahaha...
Uday: I love your laugh! (keeps tickling)
Manyata: hahahahah...please stop it...hahahaha...(he finally stops it and she sighs and gives him a gloomy smile)
Uday then Picks her up and puts her on her bed; she was still awake but less hectic than before. He kisses her on the cheek, sits next to her and says...
Uday: Now close your eyes and don't move or else I'll tickle you more...okay kid..???
Manyata: hahahha...(giggles gloomily)...
Vijay bhai was now done with calming down Max so he decided to come and check on Manyata.
Vijay (to Uday): she's asleep??
Uday: hahahaha...NOOO...she is a bit less hyped though...(smiles)
Vijay: Good thing married couples don't go to the bar that much!!!
Uday (to vijay): True dat!!!
Both of them stayed in her room whole night to make sure she was okay, and passed out on the couch...
Alrighty so that was it, hope you all liked it and sorry guys this wasn't really my best work. Please do hit the like button and leave your comments if you thought it was worth your time. Have an awesome day and love you all.🤗
Love,
Alissa 😉
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