Uday nudged Manyata, who just grunted at being disturbed, and drew in closer to his chest. Uday immediately took her hand and turned her around. With a gasp, she realized what Uday was trying to tell her. Tears of guilt ran down her cheeks, as she saw her whole family, just STARING at them. DS was the first to recover.
DS: What on earth are you 2 doing?
Uday: Look, it's not what you think… we can expl-
DS: There's no need for that. I can see very well what's going on here. You both know the rules, the principles, and the fine traditions that were instilled in you when you were young, yet you seem so bent on ignoring them.
Manyata: But-
DS: Silence! I want to tell you that both of you no longer have respect in the eyes of the family, the citizens, and you should not even have a bit of self-respect, after showing that you can perform such misdeeds before you are even married! Aapne humare parivaar ko dukh aur zilato ke toofan ke taraaf dhakel diya.
Vijaybhai: OMG, M bhai! Shaadi se pehle suhagraat! Times 3! VERY, VERY BAD! By the way, how was it? You know, that these questions will be asked by the press, so you should be prepared. Hey, M bhai, by the by, did you know your lips are swollen and-
DS: Enough! Put a lid on it, Vijay! Uday, Manyata, go upstairs and get decent, please! Manyata, you must where a white sari as a widowed woman and neither of you shall speak to each other. Now get going! I want you in the kitchen because Uday's going to prepare the dinner, and Manyata will clean up later!
In the room:
Uday: Oh no, oh no, oh no! I have never in my whole life made even TOAST for myself, and DS knows this! How can she expect me to cook?
Manyata: Calm down! I'll help you. Now, get dressed quickly. I'm already done.
Uday: Princess, love, what would I have done without you?
He grabs her by her waist and begins to kiss keenly. She tries to protest, but soon finds her arms unconsciously winding around his neck. Suddenly, DS enters.
DS: Oh no! More of what is forbidden! If this goes on, I'll have to put you in 2 separate rooms. Now, come down to the kitchen. Uday, you are to cook 'Dal, bhath and churma' while Manyata washes up. I want dinner on the table by 8, so you better get cracking, since it is already 6:30.
She leaves, and calls a family meeting to decide what to do for the couple.
In the kitchen:
Manyata: Uday, please hand me the flour. I can't reach it.
Uday: What is mere flour, when I can get mountains and hills for you? Why I can even climb a rainbow and bring down stars-
Manyata: Yes, yes. But first get the flour. We'll see about the mountains, hills, rainbows and stars later.
Uday reaches up to get it, but behind the tin is a large and disgusting cockroach. He tumbles, and flour rains don on his head. Manyata turns around and is surprised to see Uday covered in flour, with the tin perched on his head, just like a hat. She begins to laugh. She laughs and laughs, and walks towards him. There is a sudden gust of wind, so her sari gets caught on the gas knob, and the heat goes up very high. As she moves in front, her sari untangles, so neither Uday nor Manyata know. She begins dusting him off with a smile on her face. Uday gazes at her with love and adoration. Realizing that Uday was staring at her, she looked up. Their eyes met and the moment seemed to spark with magic! Manyata realized that Uday's flour covered hands were reaching for her, and the loud noise was bound to draw attention, so she said: Mountains and flour? Woh sab toh bari door ki bath hai. I mean you can't even get a tin of flour safely on the countertop, and here you are talking all fancy.
Uday: Hey! It's not MY fault. It's that stupid cockroach!
Manyata: A cockroach? In the Mahal? This is unacceptable! Where is it?!
Uday: There, there! Subzi ke upar!
Manyata sees it, and coolly and calmly throws the vegetables on the ground, picks up the cockroach and throws it in the bin.
Manyata: See, simple. You are such a scaredy-cat.
Uday: No! Anyway, I think that's your most attractive quality: you're always ready for battle. But look at this mess!
Manyata: Thank you, honey. Let me go get a mop. You pick up the vegetables.
She takes a step forward, and suddenly, the cooker blasts, sending dal flying everywhere. It splatters on the walls, the ceiling, and on Manyata and Uday, who are on the floor, hugging each other; since when the cooker had exploded, Manyata had rushed into Uday's arms, knocking them down. Her sari's pallu is also splattered, and now covers the couple. They both slowly open their eyes, and seemed to be sharing an eye lock. Uday slowly reaches out, and Manyata thinks that he is reaching for her zip, but instead, it goes towards her lips. There is some dal smeared on it. He takes his finger, and wipes the dal off, and then licks his finger.
Uday: MMM… oh, wifey! Who knew you tasted SOO good!
Manyata: What?!
Uday: I mean the dal's great!
Manyata: how dumb do you think I am?
She reaches out, and playfully wipes off some dal from Uday's lip, and puts it in her mouth.
Manyata: Not bad. I'd have given it 9 out of 10, but since it has YOUR flavor, it gets 11 out f 10.
She giggles, and they both burst out laughing. They abruptly stop, staring deeply in each others' eyes. They have no ears for anyone or anything but themselves. Uday's hand reaches for Manyata's waist. They both start breathing heavily, reliving the previous hot night, and Manyata leans down, and soon, they find themselves kissing with such a burning passion, it frightens even them. But they don't stop. Not even when the whole family enters.
Third person's point of view:
Uday and Manyata seem to have superglue holding their lips together. Manyata's sari is half off, and Uday's trousers have slipped halfway down his waist. Their hands are entangled in each others' hair. They are still kissing passionately, completely unaware of their surroundings. Both of them are covered with flour and dal, but neither seems to care. The gas is still on, the cooker has exploded, and the vegetables are scattered everywhere on the floor. They are still lost in each others' embrace, and are rolling on the floor, with more dirt, dal and flour covering them. Their feet knock into the vegetables, scattering them further. Wonder what DS will say?
DS: Stand up the 2 of you. Aren't you ashamed? Don't you think you've done enough damage without all this? I can't even leave the room safely, knowing you two will be stuck together like magnets, the moment I turn my back! Now, for the last time. Go upstairs. Get DECENT! Then come downstairs. We have decided what to do for you… AND I WANT THIS CLEAN AFTER OUR DISCUSSION! Nakh humari katwaonge!
She waves her hand across the room, indicating all the turmoil.
They silently make their way upstairs, dress up, and come downstairs. They wait for DS to tell them of the consequences they might suffer. Then they make the mistake of looking at each other. They are so lost, that a stupid voice breaks into their romance. It's DS.
DS: Today, I have been humiliated due to my offspring. You will have to bear the consequences, whether you like it or not.
Manyata and Uday prepare for the worse.
DS: The consequences that we have decided…
Jay (to herself, under her breath):… Are bakhwas.
DS:… Is that you two get married. ASAP. I've called the rajpurohit and he said the closest auspicious time is in 2 weeks.
Uday and Manyata: WHAT??!! YYYAAAYYY!!!!!!!
They scream, shout, and jump around like little kids, before indulging in an intense kiss.
Vijaybhai: So hot, so romantic! I... I mean um.. what is wrong with you 2?
Uday: You can't say anything, I mean you've seen us making love, so what's in a small kiss?
He manages to say this before he is pulled back by Manyata.
Vijaybhai: No I didn't see it! I want to see-
DS: Vijay, cut the talk. Make sure these two are in 2 separate rooms, with heavy security and no means of communication with each other, because if you give these guys even half a chance, they'll end up entwined before you can say 'oversexed'.
Vijaybhai tries to pry them apart, but succeeds in getting stuck in between. Uday and Manyata carry on, ignoring the obstruction. Vijaybhai battles valiantly, but soon
Vijaybhai: Warm… cozy… I could fall asleep in here… what?! WAIT! What am I saying?! OH NO! NANI SHAB! Their love is affecting me too! Help me!
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