MOTW - A treat from the new Mod - Page 4

All captions are blurry pls send again ...thanks!!😆😆

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Main phir haazir hoon

Caption these! 😃

Qwerty defending some of this topics against mahila mandili... 😆😆😆

similar to madness after few posts in DM 😆😆

With featured icon of DM, that too free... apart from hot dates with Deepika/6 packs dude😆

Karan Johar - Don't beleive in technology just raw effort.

DB, Gauri, SJB - Now thats string oops leg pulling at its best, isn't it😆

Breaking News : World's first car that can chew on sugarcane no gas required., sugar cane hitting market high beating oil prices..... in today's other news bush predicts Laden is hiding in sugarcanes frields in northern Iran😆

Driving fast don't balme me if ma car bites ur car's a*

Who the hell sed I look like a freaking monkey 😛 😆😆

My expression says it all... can anyone say they are good while being constipated? but I can...true quality of a presi.

This is just the begining when bride starts talking 😆😆

Night time drill for grooms after marraige 😆😆

Pussy in a cup so unfair....take them out before animal control is here... they are so cute..and helpless like most men after marraige😆😆

Originally posted by: anon

AHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY!!!

Anshu you will be

Fried...

Roasted...

and

Grilled

Enjoy

Saira 😆

u bhiiiiiiiii 😆😆 welcome if grilled well don't forget to give me some...lolss thanks again Saira!!😳

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Love the pikchurs posted by SJB... what a way to Bismillah the thread... 😆

Congratulations Raj...

I will be back to "Rehman-Raheem" the thread... 😆 😆 😆

Then Bismillah-Rehman-Raheem will be complete (I have heards my friends saying this phrase...not sure what it means but here I am using Rehman-Raheem in a sense of being second after SJB).... 😆

Thanks Bud, u can also paste your previous question from the other post, will do my best to answer tomorrow...exhausted tonite and also humar bones on temp vacation 😳

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

😆 yaar, badi bhookh lagee hai 😛 Raj, kuchh khatta meetha ho jaye kya 😉 chalo, dmers ko bano ingredients aur hazir karo ek lazeez lachhedar dish 😆 😆

oh, haan...bhool gayee...congratz on being dotw...ya phir all the best bolun 😆 😆 😆

Thank You Jii..tierd today..am already ZZZing..let me start answering off from here tomorrow,,, sorry have tons this week would justify as much as possible😳 sorry to be spoil sport..will make it up for sure😊

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Congratulations Anshu. You have created some really interesting discussions here in DM. Waiting for you to answer the questions being dished out.

Thanks RTH, yeah even am starting to feel some warmth...lolss hope ur wait is not too short lolssssss.... yup let me finish thoese then u can grill some tandoori...😊

Thanks Myth, Vinu, Rakhsha...let me get back with answers tomorrow...ehy thanks again..be easy and Vinu specially for u just CHILL... 😆

Originally posted by: raj5000

Thanks Myth, Vinu, Rakhsha...let me get back with answers tomorrow...ehy thanks again..be easy and Vinu specially for u just CHILL... 😆

😆😆sorry yaaar bt kya karee majboori hey😆

congrats again chief. now a big chief. 😆

Originally posted by: raj5000

All captions are blurry pls send again ...thanks!!😆😆

Great going, Raj. Will be posting more blood-suckers later. Right now trying to investigate who hacked into my computer at work and got hold of the exams

Originally posted by: raj5000

Haan Haan baarat aayi hai nah...puchoo questions...without even mentioning poor Anshu😳 lolssssss bold in dark orange Aapki baraat aur hum shamil nahin - ye kaise ho sakta hai????😆

Task 1:

Write a funny sher for each of these couples!

will try...btw thanks to net..for most answers...😆

Desi babu, English mem

Yeh Item.. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere izhaar ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai😆

English babu, Desi mem

Gum mey yuu marr raha teri nazroo key samney... zamil 911 toh dabaya hota...

kyu kostey mujhe ho, yeh pardeshi ...agar hota mera master angrejj tere jaisa to 9 key baad dial bad 11 kaha dabana sikaya hota...😆

ABCD babu, ABCD mem

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

ABCD babu, Desi gori

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai.😆

ABCD mem, Desi chhora

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

Desi Chhora, Desi gori

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Enjaai 😉

🤣 The net is a treasure trove, innit!!! Maza aa gaya - SJB khush hueen 😃