SJB task on Filnware cermony with DMers and outfit...well all disclaimer's here.. have been working on this for 2 days..and guess all previous big tasks are void😳...after this bumper one...as i working on it not slacking... 😆
OK come in mood...take ur time and read it's not worth quick read...imagine a award audotrium...with flashlights and cameras/reporters...all the hush hush...
Format
Name - Award, outfit, story
Welcome all..today is the more freakist night oops mean funniest night...sit back and enjoy..leave all xyz feelings away...here it goes...
Lighthouse - Wins the nightingale award for writing skills, dressed as her AVI, with 5 feet long mashall
Gauri ji - Wins the Jatka Matka Award for her unique style of writing, she is wearing a red party dress with 15 X 40 designer purse, that is hitting everyone around when she moves..
Morning Dew - Wins the opening can of worms for topics award . Wearing - Sharara Garara blue color... (uff am not good in knowing names of gal outfit,,,so pardon me all😳)
SJB ji - Wins the JoorDaar Phatka award for her phatkaredar writings.Wearing black party gown and has a 10 feet furr scarf around her neck.With the wind her scarf is getting into DB's nose and makes her sneeze on Rutu.
Merimaid QT ji - Wins the All timers award for her consistent writing, MIA as of now tho. Wearing a payazi shaffon saaree and has a 5Kgs wieghting designer key that she keep dropping on Raunaq's feet
Maya ji - Wins best batsman's awards for duaa dhaar writings. Wearing black party gown with a big back extension that is cleaning the floor too. Goes to SJB and says appko yehi dress milli thi kya copy marney...SJB 'copy aur mey...look who is talking... why didn't u wear that pink dress I gifted last month?', 'Excuse MEEE u gifted me..big deal it was just a return gift when I actually I gifted 5 times more expensive yellow dress, why didn't u wear that'...SJB - yellow dress I wasn't nominated for lemon award dear thats why? hearing this LH is like, she slides her maashaal and places SJB's scraf near DB, who sneezes again this time on rocksy. Rocksy is like, is it raining here, Rutu, 'haan yaar yeh log itna paisa khar kartey hai no tamboo also'. Vinu hears this from front says'ladies if don't mind I can stand behind with am umberella...from behind Gauri shouts 'Oye hero aaram sey beth], yeah DB is sneezing on them...hearing this Rock/Rutu are ewwwwwww and off to wash room.
Swar_raj ji - Wins the Patriotic Award for writing great posts same. Wearing a tiranga saree and holding a big tiranga flags see that Souro is kinna worried if this is against law or not.
Raksha ji - Wins the Bindass Award for writing bindass views here. Wearing a plain blue saree, on which SJB is like oyee Rakshuu simple and sweet kya baat hai??, Rakshu replies - Tereko kya problem hai...Maya/Gauri are in splits. meanwhile Rocsky and Rutu passing some ati to DB.DB is wat?? tell this SJB who wore a whole cow around her neck.
Rocksy - Wins the Stallion award for her strong and pace full writing. She is wearing jeans and ornamented white top btw her heels are 6 inch long.
Sareg - Wins the Shivaji Award for bang on can fight it all my himself ati in writing. Wearing a brown color 3 piece suit. Passes a smile to gals in good gesture and saw all making faces...thinks inka kuch nahi ho sakta and seats himself.
QWERTY - Wins the Ulta Pulta award for bringing a diff. diversions on topics. Wearing two piece black suit with white shirt and red bow
...looks at the ladies smiles in good gesture...and LH says one white fairy cocktail please, Thank You!... stunned qwerty rushes to his car and changes into jeans/shirt and jeans coat with a prem chopda kinds black hat. This time he doesn't care to smile, but hears someone calling hello..excuse me...kapdey badal liye meri drink nahi laye... then she reallize and say sorry Chill bro... hearing Chill Vinu again gets up and asks did u call me..Gauri oyee hero bola nah bann beht jaa yaar...
CB - wins humor with tumor award for bring humor with knowledge tumor in his posts, dressed in black red blazer and red hat like similar to qwerty, PC style...while walking down the aisle over hears RTH saying to jane black hat would have suited more...spotting qwerty in blacl hat sits next to him...Meanwhile gauri is upto sneak below the chairs and tieing DB long dar 5 feet choti to rocksy 6 inch heel...Anu sees her to avoid dhanga in functions...sneaks below the chair after Gauri is done to untie the choti..while doing...Rutu happen to hand down and shoutsss OMGGGGGG CKY is here...they all look back and Anu is stunned...Rocsky is like wat are u upto...Gauri figures out quick to say I think she was tying Db's choti to ur heel so u fell and break someone's nose...Vinu again gets u mean someone is me... Gauri agian arrey yaar app baar baar kyo taflik leto ho beth jaaoo aaram sey..while this chaos is happen CB in a flash replaces Qwerty's black hat with his red one. Meanwhile Qwerty says...to cover Anu as he was watching all while wat waqs happening...that it was chotti which was automatically being attracted to long heel and blames it on natural cosmic forces...all gets settled. RTh notices CB has a match...starts wonder... while maya is sab gol maal hai bhai...Myth kyo Cbji iss ki topi uskey sar...
Solidsnake - Wins the Jaago Loggo award for his eye opening posts. Dressed salidsnake style and keep flipping is covered eye ka patta to see whats going onn.
Kabhijit - Wins the Sat mey jaytey with his simple style of writing presenting strong points. Wearing white shirt and jeans..sits next to SolidS and keeps looking at hoim wats goign on ..why is he fliiping the eye patta...cann't resist he asks bhaisaab appko uss aank sey dikhta hai.....SS like yaar abb kya explain karu history of solid snake and its style etc...is like no hindi in award function pls... Kabhijit is like mainu ki...
Beleive - Wins the chatter patter gatter award for consitent humor filled writing. Wearing yellow pant and red shirt with green tie with smart black blazer.. he sure is geting attention of chameli sitting on the front seat.
anon (saira): Wins the always makes sense award for writing sensible posts with backing explaination. Wearing white evening gown with bag carrying her superwoman suit. Seeing her big bag Souro couldn't resist asking are you travelling to space after the awards, grrr no am gonna pack yaa in this and ship to US then u can watch football with Raj.
Anu.Rad:Wins the bring fun and sincereity award. Wearing latest designer salwaar kameez with a wall clock tied to the wrist. Still wondering how she got caught while untying that choti...
Mythili Kiran:Wins the all for good award for her varied valueable writings. Wearing a saree style evening gown with 4 kg hand wrist, that makes her hang lay straight...spots an empty space next to rocksy, says would you guys enuff courtesy to shift to next seat to let this gentle gal sit. Rutu-NO! and lol.. Myth is not amused and gives a stare... rocksy says sorry..u sure can pass thru us and sit....
CYK - Wins ka tullu pump award for bring amusement here even though can be hardcore debator... dressed in half tuxedo and white pajama trousers hears woo hoo form gals sections and there chameli turning back and is waving her hands like waggin dog tails...CKY is like is ko lock karkey aaya thaa yeh kaisey puchgayiii...turning back Rutu is like I cann't believe it's u ..hearing believe Vinu again stood up...haanji boleye...and then looking at Gauri's face..chuup chaap sits back...CKY quickly analyzes the situation and asks Vinu to give Vinu to give Chameli company while he chils out with the other guys...even before CYK could finish his sentence Vinu is sitting next to Chameli... by this time Myth after lot of thinking is trying to get next to Rutu...somehow the 6 inch heels of Rocksy..hits myth she trips and in a giffy...she is sitting where Vinu was...everyone is amazed what happened...breaking the silence was qwerty saying I think it's all about natural forces kickin...Myth gives a stare again pops next to Rutu
Raj - Wins the timepass award. Dressed in black trouser, pink shirt and black over coat...hears. Anon saying pink shirt...turns back and says it's not what u think ...blame the alice in wonderland designer..closes his button of over coat to hide the shirt and sits in front of rutu and rocksy...
*Jane*: - Wins sensible award for her educative and interesting views...wearing blue jeans and top...she seats neat to RTH
mittijalebi:- Wins jalebi award for bring varied views here. Dressed in Polka dot pink/white frock she seats herself on the front row
K2 - Wins Frequent flier award...for being infrequent here...spots CKy winks and sits next to him enjoying the stage performances grabbing free drinks and food and legs rested on the front seat
Nitasuni:Wins Truthful award for bring heart felt view here, wearing nice elegant sari she seats her in the safest places
Persistence (Persy/ Reeps):Wins the indian summer award for being fun loving and leading the rihgt thoughts in posts...Wearing dark blue gown with big be carefull of summer banner..
TallyHo (Dr.Ashu):Wins potentially most creative and humorous members... based on humor posts...jsut controlls herself orelse she is the best..as far as intellect humor is concerned...Carrying her babies along...😳
Souro:Wins the grean carrot award for bring fresh views and healthy views for eyes. Dressed in All whited is till wondering how people can change and be magicians...
Bhaskar:Wins the third eye award for making things straight here...dresing like hulky bouncerjust head to controll room and is amazed to seeing there is no chishum dhishum
Rutu - Wins the fresh lemon award for bring lyril like flavor here...wearing ghagra choli loaded with diamonds...stands out CKY is already planning which market to sell it..bass light gull hojayee
Bunnyji-Wins the Cricket o common man's award with great updates on day to day life...wearing All cream suite..he is one gentlemen who wants no trouble but fun
GlobeTro..Wins zing award with zing filled views, she walks in with light green gown with a 3 fleet globe in her hand
MNMS (Maryam):Wins the matured baby award for her matured views that can beat some middle agers. Wearing nice Designer sharaa with a toy stroll as accessory...l looking into the baby stroll Gauri spots some crackers and her hunger buds are on a goo.. from her big bag she removes a box...that has last night left over biryani form SJB's party and starts eating digging her head into the box covers...snif sniff SJB looks back...and sneaks a peek in the dabbad ask isn't this the biryani you got from my party..Gauri with rice on her nose says TOH??? lets eat is together... Gauris is like are u dreaming ..watch the show and order some burger...LH sense this might turning into hangama again puts SJB's fur scraf near DB SNEEZE ..Rutu and rocksy are smart this time ..they duck..poor Raj...gettings some prashad from sneeze.. Raj - Yah kya hai...why cann't we get umberalla what is the system doing, why we are married to this award function without covers, we are treated like animals in cage, this is completely morally unethical.... Maya is like wat morally unethical what that means...Rocsky and Rutu are lols ...seeing this Anon in a micro second changes to her superwoman outfit and starts circling in the audotirum..while watching the function..Souro is I knew the bag had magic...Raj looks at Db and about to say say something..DB...don't u even dare...ask AJB..LH there is out breath lolss and all others too...Raj simply seeing flying Anon is hayway and stand in a safe corner.
Raunaq:Wins the Questionair award with her great views and humorous questions in past. Seeing the maddness she is like sabka bheja fry hogela hai
Return_to_hades:Wins the You Nailed it award with the posts she makes, wearing purple gown is still wondering how CB cap got changed...she asked qwerty he looked at it and was surprised...while talking to RTH ignored his cap and in a snap CB replaced it again...when he looked agian was OMG whatsss happening...Myth was right on saying You are right..ther is sure some natural forcing acting here...Rutu looks at SJB and says wow nice perfume of biryani..where did you buy it form...SJB already frust..say do u want some...takes some rice from dabba and pours on rocksy...Maya, Db, LH dheere sey bid bye and off to home...Rocksy...is like sharping her heels.. while and finally celeb guest takes vinu basd on his dressing for dinner....happy ending for allll
QT/Nita/Qwertz/Souro/Cb/Bhaskar/Anu/LH/Maya/DB(on phone)/gauri/anon/sjb and alll agrees and makes an call tand say award function is fun time with knowledge gaining and busting stress.... finally Vijay bro sleeps ..after watch the live feed and being convince not budget increased in damages still being paid form last year.
not sure is anything ;) if it is PM me will edit and request mods to edit the quotes 😉😆 no harm meant.... for the tasks and question ... no u are not welcomed kiddin...short of time cann't devoted muct time but taks like Myth gives are easy to focus on and reply soon...and provide the names ...mentioning 10 Dm emmbers doesn't help..lolssss
So is the longest reponse in MOTW ever ?? lolsss with 2 lines of question...??
Hope you enjoyed this post ... tc gn
Edited by raj5000 - 17 years ago
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