Best Language for expression? - Page 2

Originally posted by: sareg

the one and universal and the oldest language 😆

haatho aur lattho ki 😉

Kambal mein lapet kar??? 😆

Spanish 😊 ..Just love it 😃 Amor Amor 😳

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Kambal mein lapet kar??? 😆

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btw, any thoughts on telepathy😊 i think it is the best language to express ur desire to break up with someone who has a fiery temper😉😛

why, easy! wouldn't that be pyaar kee bhasha? 😉

Originally posted by: chatbuster

why, easy! wouldn't that be pyaar kee bhasha? 😉

gussa kaisey izhaar kareygee tumhari pyar ki bhasha😆 they r saking for best language to express all kinds of feelings. pyaar kaisey express karogey...socho socho😆

okie, i think when it comes to word problems, it would have to be english. try the following and see how far u get: 😛

1. johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. if he misses 5 out of 10 shots, and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. he sells an 8-ball to jackson for $220.00 and 2 grams to billy for $65.00 per gram. what is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't cut it?

3. hector knocked up 4 gi**s in his gang. there are 27 gi**s in the gang. what percentage of the gang has hector knocked up?

and lots others that someone came up with for a high school math proficiency test. 😛 😆

or again, when you want to wreak havoc upon the chronicles of the human race? 😆what else but english?😛 here's how someone started out:

ancient egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. they lived in the sarah dessert and travelled by camelot. the climate of the sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. early egyptian women often wore a garment called a calasiris. it was a sheer dress which started beneath the breasts which hung to the floor. 😆

Originally posted by: chatbuster

okie, i think when it comes to word problems, it would have to be english. try the following and see how far u get: 😛

1. johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. if he misses 5 out of 10 shots, and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. he sells an 8-ball to jackson for $220.00 and 2 grams to billy for $65.00 per gram. what is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't cut it?

3. hector knocked up 4 gi**s in his gang. there are 27 gi**s in the gang. what percentage of the gang has hector knocked up?

and lots others that someone came up with for a high school math proficiency test. 😛 😆

😆😆. shuker hai sjb teaches english😆

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Originally posted by: chatbuster

or again, when you want to wreak havoc upon the chronicles of the human race? 😆what else but english?😛 here's how someone started out:

ancient egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. they lived in the sarah dessert and travelled by camelot. the climate of the sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. early egyptian women often wore a garment called a calasiris. it was a sheer dress which started beneath the breasts which hung to the floor. 😆

🤣 CKY had a similar history of India posted on mujhey kuchh kehna hai. ho sakey toh woh bhi padhna. bahut mazey ki hai😆

here it is:

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Not sure if this has been posted here before or not....I just got this in my email...

Ancient Indian History written by a schoolboy.. 😆

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.
In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.
In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door Darshan.
After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British. They brought with them many inventions such as cricket, tramtarts and steamed railways. They were followed by the French who brought in French fries, pizzazz and laundry. But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since the British had the queen on their side.
Eventually, the British came to overrule India because there was too much diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long period.They were great expotents and impotents. They started expoting salt from India and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt. This was called the Swedish moment. During this moment, many people burnt their lion cloths in the street and refused to wear anything else. The British became very angry at this and stopped the production of Indian testiles.
In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In 1947, India became free and its people became freely loving. This increased our population. Its government became a limited mockery, which means people are allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our constipation is the best in the world because it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your taxis. Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not written on paper. The Indian parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British were afraid of the dark. At midnight, on August 15, there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag. Recently in India, there have been a large number of scams and a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of this plaque in Surat. Scams are all over India. One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor which is a small town in Switzerland.In this, a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun which can shoot a coot.
Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left,right and centre. It has started to library the economy. This means that there is now no need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself.
India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark meeting at Malas Dive. At this place, shark leaders agreed to share their poverty, pollution and population.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

😆😆. shuker hai sjb teaches english😆

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Shukar mananey waali koi baat nahin hai 😆

Good ones, CB!!!