"The Great Mango Wars of IF"
circa 2007 AD
In the summer months of the year two thousand and seven
As the sun shone brightly above in the golden hued heavens
A war began on the India forums
Spanning 64 pages, threatening the decorum
It was the mother of all wars alright
And what lay at the core of this gory fight?
A fruit so sweet that it was called The King
Yellow, so juicy.. the mmmmost delicious thing
Two clans clashed fiercely claiming stake for might
Which was the tastier variety down to the very last bite?
One clan needed to hobble around on a crutch
The other spoke of flavours and qualities such
The war is still on…. it aint over yet
There is fuming , there's fretting and blood and sweat
Reminds me of another famous ongoing war
This too hasn't been decided so far
Cola is what they call the sweetened water
Pepsi and Coke the two squabbling daughters
Alphanso or langda that's a chicken and egg question
So let's leave it at that and use our own discretion
Let's devour the juicy delights to our hearts' content
Why waste precious time in a never ending argument!
Edited by TallyHo - 18 years ago