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IdeaQueen

@IdeaQueen

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

Dear Friends!!!

Good Morning!

Good Afternoon and Good Evening!!

Some of our dear friends of Debate Mansion are fuming and fretting ,so we will dedicate some goood jokes for them,we too can come back and read the jokes if some one scolds us😆.So I request all of you to contribute atleast one good joke to this post.Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came.

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!

Cheers,

Mythili

PS:this post is dedicated to all the friends who got messages in yellow box from the Mother Superior😆

Edited by mythili_Kiran - 18 years ago

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Dabulls23

@Dabulls23

Stunner

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Posted: 18 years ago

This is just for "Making People Happy"

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Edited by Dabulls23 - 18 years ago

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IdeaQueen

@IdeaQueen

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

Thankyou Dabulls23 ji and Vinnie ji!!

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Muhmmad Usman

@Lovers Ka Love

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

Well Mythili Ji... First From YOur expressions, I was Thinking that YOu, now going to Eat us 😕 ..... But after Reading YOur Full Post , Now i am 😆

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IdeaQueen

@IdeaQueen

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

Cheers😛,

Mythili

Edited by mythili_Kiran - 18 years ago

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IdeaQueen

@IdeaQueen

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love
Well Mythili Ji... First From YOur expressions, I was Thinking that YOu, now going to Eat us 😕 ..... But after Reading YOur Full Post , Now i am 😆

Ayyo!!! Me being angry!!! Never!!😆 Atleast on the forum I try to be pleasant, however in real life I will be fretting and fuming like this😡

Cheers,

Mythili

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Deepak Tamang

@SolidSnake

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

Meera's latest interview...😆

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...how/1675851.cms

There's a rumour doing the rounds that Meeraa looks far too old to play a Bollywood heroine...

Rubbish! Those who spread such rumours about me are just insecure and jealous. Believe me, I'm only 24 😆 ! Many Bollywood heroines look skinny, tall and young. They are into regular exercises. I was brought up in Punjab.

We don't have that trend of grooming there. My height is 5'4". Why do you think Ash looks so different? It's because you've seen her sporting different looks.

Yashraj Films glamourise her, while other banners make her look pretty and simple. If I have a body of work, I too can show people that I can carry off any look. 😆

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Deepak Tamang

@SolidSnake

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.? What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOT T: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

???????? (A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".............