Debater of the week #7:return_to_hades ;) - Page 10

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

From my understanding, MID is multiple identity.

Operating multiple identities at one time is against COC I believe.

I think self ban and then return is kosher.

But returning after being banned is against the law. It used to be a joke as people made a new ID as soon as they were banned. But I think Vijay got stricter lately and their cracking down hard on ex-convicts. The stress has been causing Vijay to PMS.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Don't worry Angie. Still plenty of time. I'm going through all the pages one by one, FIFO, so I don't miss anyone. 😆

The MOTWs don't seem to get locked that fast anymore.

Anyway, good to see you around. 🤗

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

RTH- here's a task for you.

You've lost your job, and you have bills to pay. The student loans you have accumulated over the years need to be repaid ASAP but you don't have the money. Naturally, you come up with a plan to somehow get your hands on large sum of money. For that, you decide you're going to kidnap some of the IF members and ask for ransom. Come up with an elaborate plot about who you kidnap, how, and which IF member will you ask for their ransom. Of course you will have to make pairs with some of thought to who will be willing to save who.

For example, if I were to kidnap BTV, I'd ask you for the money bc I know you (hopefully) care enough about him to pay up! 😆

Ready and GO!

OMG! Ajnu! Did you have a plan to give me a heart attack and nightmares? This is like the US students worst nightmare come true. I think, I myself have genuinely been terrified of this scenario. 😆

However, fear not. As always I do have a contingency plan. Actually, several contingency plans really. Always have more than one backup, with backups to each backup.

Plan 1: Into Oz

The first choice obviously is always to fall back on one's true lust. For me it is none other than Madame Trinkary. The great continental divide unfortunately keeps us apart from expressing our lust. Now that I'm broke I'll have Madame and her man kidnap me and steal me away to Oz, where I shall live in lavish comfort as their slave 😉. I shall be whipped, stripped, and dipped! I'll give the Madame a hand in the kitchen with the wooden spoons, licking off a taste of all her sweet creations. We will discover what comes when you combine clumsy farmer hands with deft surgeon hands, and more. Life will be good.

If Axeion ever wants me back, she will have to pay a hefty ransom to me as a bribe. Yes, it's a very twisted kidnapping.

Plan 2: The Twisted Sister Deal

If there is one person Axeion truly loves, it's the kid Taco. No one says or does anything to her beloved Taco and gets away with it. Little does she know Taco is my sister and partner in crime. Together we not only make a hilarious sitcom, but devious shenanigans as well. Since we are two broke sisters we will stage a fake kidnapping of Taco, where I will demand a hefty ransom from Axeion. Each time Axy acts difficult, I will be mean and snappy at Taco. Little will she know that while Taco sends her SOS calls of distress we will be sitting around and having some shots.

Plan 3: The Mother Lode

Something I plan, but never execute. Kidnapping Axeion and holding her hostage in my basement. If there is any good time for it, now would be the right time. She claims everybody loves her. So I'm going to use that to my advantage. I'll keep her away from her gang of friends – Genie, Purva, Madame, Bewafa, BoredSoul, MB, Nishita and others. They will all have to get together and pay me if they ever want to chit chat or see that sweet smile ever again.

Plan 4: The Gambit

Shashi is the Sri Krishna of this forum with many gopis showering their affection on him. I will kidnap Shashi and torture him. All his gal pals of the forum will have to unite to pay my ransom demands and free him.

Plan 5: Who Am I

I will kidnap FT, Angie, Summer, Vintu, BTV, anyone and everyone who has ever contributed to a Who Am I thread. I will send Mister. K a ransom note saying no one will ever discuss Who am I with him and he will have no IF member to ever bounce his ideas with. Hopefully, he will pay a hefty ransom in a desperate measure to find "that"

Plan 6: Desperado

I will Kidnap King Anu and send a ransom note to the entire IF member list and hope to be set for a lifetime with a King's ransom.

Originally posted by: Beyond_the_Veil

#1: RTH - here are my tasks for you (yeah, it's not the mammoth 1000 page task I warned you about - thank me now or I will increase the length 😆). Given your knowledge in human psychology, explain it in layman's term why some people are so excessively whiny and frustrating in real life, and what can be done to 'correct' them. Actually, explain what goes on inside their braincells when they repeatedly claim to be matured and advice others on big things, but can't actually maintain a decent status themselves, and have to resort to silly, weird acts in the virtual world to prove their worth.

I think you are mistaken about my knowledge about human psychology. I am a business major not a psychologist. That being said, business major means that along with courses like "How to crash a thriving economy", "Debts: Just another modified asset on the balance sheet", "Kitchen "CON" fidential: 1001 delicious ways to cook your books" we also learn "Be anything you want to be: The art of bullshit". That means not only am I a psychologist, I am a rocket scientist, neurosurgeon, quantum physicist and God incarnate amidst many other things.

So now to your psychological questions

Why are people excessively frustrated and whiny?

Sigmund Freud did a lot of work on this human conundrum. I believe Alfred Kinsey also uncovered such specimen in his historic surveys. It is a condition that begins with repression and then manifests in various hybridized forms like aggression, frustration, depression and the likes. The recommended cure is a very targeted stimulation of the autonomous nervous system resulting in one or more satisfactory paroxysms.

In layman's terms, dude they need to get laid. They have been going through a dry spell too long or are dragging around excessive v-card baggage. A good satisfactory boom-boom should do the trick and have them being happy, normal, well adjusted human beings.

Now your second situation is a lot more complex. Various experts will diagnose such a person with various ailments like dissociative personality disorder, schizophrenia, hypersensitivity, attention seeking deficit disorder, paranoid delusions and what not.

All this complex scientific mumbo jumbo means one simple thing really. No one loves them. Even their mom dropped them on their head frequently as a child causing severe damage to the brain cells. Their family raised them like a red headed step child always wishing that they had given birth to the kid next door instead. Even their significant others frequently cheat on them because it is so hard to love them.

All these people need is some love. Be compassionate, be generous. Shower them with plenty of love and affection. It is ok to let them have delusions of grandeur. Just make them feel loved and wanted.

#2: The old question asked again -- me and Ajnu are dying in a sea storm. You are there too. You can save only one of us. The one you save you will get married to, and the other will die a horrifying death in front of your eyes. Whom will you save and whom will you let die? The answer cannot be "I will save both" or "neither". Pick one, woman!!

Simple. I will save Ajnu. There's no way I'm going to marry a whiny kid. May your soul R.I.P.

#3: Taken from you. Associate each DMers with a Harry Potter character, and explain why you feel they so resemble one another (i.e. give the reasoning).

Angie - Professor Trewlany. She sometimes is like a stern headmistress trying to get the precocious kids to behave.

Vijay - Cornelius Fudge. Just another incompetent doofus politician who ignores all the advice handed to him on a platter

Ice-Thinker - Dementor. Just sucks the life out of everything with his presence

Summer - Professor Trewlany. Spews a lot of gibberish while making occasional meaningful contributions

Vintu - Mundungus Flethcer. Always inebriated.

Vinu - Aragog. Always came across as a creepy eight legged creature.

King Anu - Colin Creevy. He reminds me of that obscure kid who is enthusiastically clicking pictures, but is conveniently frozen when time comes

Ajnu - Hermione. She just seems like the know-it-all type.

BTV - Harry Potter. Only from Order of Phoenix. Just angsty and PMSing just like Harry in the book

Me - Luna Lovegood. always an airhead making inane statements.

Karan - Cedric Diggory. Was always a popular guy. But now he seems dead (just virtually mmmkay?)

Mr. Ass - Viktor Krum. Just another Durmstrang Ass.

Ramona - Ginny. She doesn't really participate in any debates. But she's always around.

Axeion - Bellatrix LeStrange. For her evil dominatrix streak

#4: Would you do po*n if you are given a million dollar for it?

No. Sex is very personal for me. However, I would have no qualms about writing, directing, producing or selling po*n. Heck, even if I get a decent job offer for marketing or product management with a po*n company, I'll take it.

#5:

Also, pick out the nasty qualities in the following members:

Ajnu: Conceited

Beyond the Veil: Overdramatic and angsty

Gauri_3: Unfiltered and ruthless

SJB: Unfocused, chatty/spammy

Dabulls: Watches Ekta shows

Axion: Incorrigible

Rehanism: Obtuse

Freethinker: Stubborn and Myopic

Souro: Arrogant and Angry

Mister K: Megalomaniac

Angie: Deceptive innocence

Now pick up the good qualities (virtues) in the following members:

King Anu: effort

Gumrah: optimistic and cheerful

The Ultimate: dedicated and determined

Qwerty: humorous

Vinu (Believe): inactive

Mahi: sweet natured

Originally posted by: axeion

Naah, I'll let both the Sauten#1s shower all the love they can, both here and everywhere else. I know I'll still get the fruit ;)

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

@RTH: I swear I thought LP was a girl. So weird in my mind if LP is actually a boy. Huh. I have some reanalyzing to do before LP discloses [her] gender. Her. Heh.

Originally posted by: BirdieNumNum

cool.

by the way, do you ever go up to capitol hill at uw-mad? I know someone who started out there for a pol. I also remember spending an eventful weekend at saxony apartments (i think that was the name) close to state street. The stench of beer on that street was like a breath of... stale puke.😆 Beautiful campus. I get where you get the lib slant from.😊

Originally posted by: return_to_hades