Disclaimer: Since this is DM, I have included the members as characters. If any of you are offended, so f**king what? 😆
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So, it was one rainy night when five people stood at the gate of a large mansion. It was aptly named Debate Mansion, because the five had come together there to discuss on the meaning of life, very ironical given what was going to happen next. The gatekeeper opened those huge wooden doors that creaked. All of them took seats around the table in the middle of hall, with candles illuminating the room. They were trying to give off the secret society vibe, as much as some wannabe hoods allowed.
The discussion was in full heat when the doors flung open, and a man stood there with an axe. It was difficult to make out the face with the limited lighting, but it looked like a bad make up version of the twilight guy, or the chick, it's difficult to differentiate. Which was an achievement in itself, considering he had to go worse than the worst. Anyways, everyone went quiet. And having outmanned him, they could have easily overpowered him, but this is B grade horror, so keep the logic to yourself. And also, killers are superhuman, you can't just go kill them.
Since the gatekeeper was farthest from the gate, he had to be the first target, so that everyone could see his intimidating walk. But when he was about to kill him, BTV had to step in, and he said he can't kill him just because the man is gay. The killer ensured him that he is very liberal in those regards, and he kills irrespective of sex, religion, or sexual orientation. BTV gave the green light then, satisfied that LGBT rights were properly respected. So the gatekeeper was killed and BTV too, so that the killer can ensure him that he had no qualms about killing a straight man.
King Anu had to jump at that opportunity with his cunning questions. He asked how would he rate himself as a killer on a scale of 1 to 10, whether he was a fan of Salman Khan, what did he think about an old Bollywood song, and who was the worst debater in the room. The killer didn't like to think, so he finished him off.
Next was K, and he got philosophical with the killer, and he gave an eloquent speech, after which the killer had to ask for a dictionary. Not having it on him, K simplified it to the question who am I? The killer asked him what was he doing debating when he didn't even know who he was. K shook his head, saying he meant in the deep sense, as in who are you? So, the killer replied that he was the man with the axe and he can only give one deep thing, a cut.
Given all the tension, Vintu was already on his sixth bottle. The killer took a taste, but it wasn't vintage for sure. And this guy didn't take fraud lightly, so Vintu had to go too. Next in line was FT, who demanded proof that he was a killer. He argued, just because he looks the part and has an axe doesn't mean he is a killer, but only that it might be possible that he is a killer. The killer laughed and asked him if he didn't recognize the man he hired. FT laughed.
Cue quick-cut flash back scenes of FT hiring the killer, with loads of close ups and tension score in the background. Make it clear enough with literal lines of him hiring the killer, so that even someone who just started the movie at the flashback point gets the whole plot. Yes, that's the cheap twist at the end and that's what you are gonna get in this cheap slasher. And you fell for it, sucker. 😛
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W*F did I just write? 😆
Channel V Dil Dosti Dance
Arjun
