Will Barun Sobti make it big in bollywood? MODNOTE pg48

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McNinja

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Posted: 12 years ago

#71

Originally posted by: Rockerchic

I like how you openly admit you stalk us and read our posts.

It's cute.

Cuteness overload.

Let's go RC, we've had our fun 😆

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McNinja

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Posted: 12 years ago

#72

Originally posted by: BirdieNumNum

who's this guy? I dont know about Bollywood but he sure seems to be big here.😆

ok, here's what he or anyone needs to do to make it big-

- have Salman's attitude and think you're manna from heaven;
- get a tag as a serial kisser eg. Imran hashmi. See, branding is important. If nothing else, it'll get you the sex, love and dhoka movies.
- have the ability to ham it up like SRK- gets you the Swiss cheese movies;
- look intelligent when you talk eg. Amir- gets you the desh-premi crowd;
- flex six-packs eg. John Abraham- gets you the beer-guxxling tattoo crowd;

If this guy's got anything along these lines, he'll do well.😆

Are you sure you're not his agent? You have the plan nailed down pretty well 😆

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BirdieNumNum

@CuckooCutter7

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Posted: 12 years ago

#73

Originally posted by: Rockerchic

well, in that case can he act? Granted, ability to act is not very important, but still. Of course if he cant act, then he'll have to pack his movie with certain B-grade actresses who don't mind revealing all. See, we are just worried about him, that's why we are trying to figure out what he can possibly do.😉 😆

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Posted: 12 years ago

#74

^^ BS could reveal his own assets for a change if he has any. His phankhas should lap it up. Relying on the B grade actress may backfire as she could make it big instead of BS.

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BirdieNumNum

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Posted: 12 years ago

#75

Originally posted by: McNinja

Are you sure you're not his agent? You have the plan nailed down pretty well 😆

lol call it service to humanity. I think it is everyone's duty to help the needy, the hungry, the tired, the weak... and the floppers.😆

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Forever-KA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#76

There is no gurantee who will suceed in bollywood but we can safely predict based on a mathematical predictive model that I have come with.

Success in bollywood (S)

S= Looks + Hot Bod + Dimples + Hair + height - (age/2) + family/name + Girl following + Dance ability + acting ability + luck

Looks 1-20

Hot bod 1-20

Hair (-10 bald, 0 wig, 10 okay hair, 20 hair with style)

Dimple (0=no, 5=surgical, 10=natural)

Height in feet

age in years

family name (0, 10 family or name only, 20 family with name)

girl following 1-20

Dance 1-10

Acting 1-10

Luck 1-10

Abhishek Bachan

S = 5 + 2 + 10 + 0 + 6 -(36/2=13) + 20 + 5 + 2 + 3 + 4

S= 44

Hrithik Roshan

S=18 + 18 + 20 + 0 + 6 - (38/2=19) + 10 + 15 + 10 + 8 + 6

S= 92

Shahrukh Khan

S= 15 + 8 + 20 + 10 + 5 + (48/2=24) + 10 + 18 + 5 + 8 + 9

S= 84

Nana

S=2 + 2 -10 + 0 + + 5.5 - (56/2=28) + 0 + 0 + 0 + 8 + 6

S= -13.5

Salman Khan

S=18 + 18 + 0 + 0 + 5 + - (48/2=24) + 20 + 18 + 8 + 5+ 10

S=78

Note this is based on future predictions and current status. Fill in the blanks for Sobti.

75 + Superstar

50-75 Star

25-50 Aar ya paar

00-25 Industry se bahar

0 - Faraar

Edited by King-Anu - 12 years ago

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FairyLiquidSoap

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Posted: 12 years ago

#77

damn seeing that formula i wish i was more BW informed now have to start calculating aurgh when i see half the stuff is not existent

ok looks wise was great once upon a time now pizza faced

hot bod debatable if you like hugging skanky skeletal bodies

hair will put a bear to shame

dimple no idea but tons of pimple

whose feet am assuming a tall dude

29 i think more or less

family name sobti and why do u ask that

tremendous amount of teens tweens aunties grannies and lil girls

cannot dance to save life although with a towel as a partner something happens

acting depends on interest since boredom sets in fast so producers be prepared for loss of character essayal

luck hmm well he struck lucky with ASR

so now someone please count up the points since i suck at this

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Posted: 12 years ago

#78

@ King-Anu That's a very interesting model!

BS = 2+0+0+2+5-(28/2)+0+5+0+0+0=0

he earned a big fat 0!!! 😲
Faraar from BW?? omg 😆

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boreddamsel

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Posted: 12 years ago

#79

Umm.. by height do you mean, height of the person or the height of his arrogance???

If by real height.. not sure how tall Sobti is.. 5 something?

So that would mean 5-19 (age/2) = -14 since everything else is clearly zero.

If we go by height of arrogance, I think he might surpass all actors. 😕

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boreddamsel

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Posted: 12 years ago

#80

Originally posted by: iria_luvsLindor

@ King-Anu That's a very interesting model!

BS = 2+0+0+2+5-(28/2)+0+5+0+0+0=0

he earned a big fat 0!!! 😲
Faraar from BW?? omg 😆

Resh you are being too generous. Should we honestly give him 2 for looks? He might have gotten 8 earlier .. but now it hurts my eyes to look at him..