MOTW - The Eleventh Apprentice - Page 7

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

I am pleased to see this kosher exchange on the MOTW of a 15 year old. May be it's just me who can't determine when something is "teen appropriate" and when it's not. Apparently, anything make-believe is appropriate as it is in dream sequence. One gets reprimanded when one is discussing something that has been on national news for about a month already.

That said; I do hope you live in a bullet proof glass house, K.

Empti, please ignore this post. I am not trying to be the moral police around here. Had some scores to settle with K. Did not realize itnee jaldi phansney walaey thhey Mahashay😆

Well G, for one thing, Debu's 16. He can handle PG-13.

Whats been said on the other thread (by both Sarina and you and not just you, by the way) bordered on graphic / explicit. There the mood was dark.

What's been said here is jovial. The mood here is buoyant.

You could wear a bikini and go to the beach. You can't wear a bikini and go to a temple. Problem is not the bikini. Problem is the location.

When in doubt, follow me. I will lead you to safety.

Originally posted by: blue-ice

Well the score has been more than settled...its a knockout girl!!😆

knock out? that was more like a tickle with a feather.

Originally posted by: debayon

RTH- Troll slayer. Simply by banning them after umpteen number of warnings. Gauri ji: Troll slayer. A perfect combo of wits and agression= a total bada$$ person😆
• Mister K: Troll slayer. Intimidates the hell outta the troll with his wise words.

Common Mister K, RTH, Gauri ji, all in one team??? Go figure who'll win😛

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Well G, for one thing, Debu's 16. He can handle PG-13.

Whats been said on the other thread (by both Sarina and you and not just you, by the way) bordered on graphic / explicit. There the mood was dark.

What's been said here is jovial. The mood here is buoyant.

You could wear a bikini and go to the beach. You can't wear a bikini and go to a temple. Problem is not the bikini. Problem is the location.

When in doubt, follow me. I will lead you to safety.

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Originally posted by: debayon

This is a recipe for General Tso's Chicken(Honey Chicken to Indian Chinese lovers)

Ingredients:
1/2 cup cornstarch(WA)
3 pounds chicken*(TNF)
1/4 cup water(RTH)
1/4 cup dark soy sauce(Summer ji)
1 1/2 teaspoon minced ginger(MS)
1 teaspoon white pepper(Mister K)
1 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic(Gauri ji)
1 egg(SVCL)
1/2 cup dark soy sauce
1 cup cornstarch
1/4 cup white vinegar(OBJ)
1 cup salad oil (BI ji)
1/4 cup cooking sherry(angie ji)
2 cups sliced green onions(Meena ji)
1 1/2 cup hotchicken broth(shak bhai)
16 small hot dried peppers(krystal sis)
1 tablespoon MSG -- (SJB ji)
3/4 cup refined sugar(POH)

Directions:

*Dark deboned in chunks

I divided recipe portions (above) to make it easier to pre-prepare. To make Sauce, mix WA and RTH together. Add Gauri ji , MS, POH, Summer ji, OBJ and Angie ji. Then add Shak Bhai and SJB ji and stir until POH dissolves. Refrigerate until needed. In separate bowl mix TNF, Summer ji and Mister K. Stir in SVCL. Add WA until TNF is coated evenly. Add BI to help separate TNF pieces. Divide TNF in small quantities and deep-fry @ 350 until crispy and light brown. (Do not overcook; watch temp, stir fry or meat will toughen). Drain on Empti Bhai(paper towels). Place a small amount of BI in Cloddy Bhai(wok) and heat until just hot. Add MS and Krystal Sis and stir-fry briefly (Krystal Sis will give off acrid smoke..be careful). Stir Ice-Thinker(sauce); add to Cloddy Bhai. Add TNF and cook just 'until Ice-Thinker thickens.

Add RTH or RTH/WA if needed.

Serve with SolidSnake(white steamed rice).

Cornstarch? How boring! 😆 But mmm, Chinese, yumm! 😃 Karan must be furious since he did not get his soaking with RTH this time around. 😆

I love how SJB is banned in the US! 🤣

Originally posted by: debayon

• WA- Troll slayer. Has similar characteristics as Gauri ji, but with some addioned sarcasm. Well, you know her occupation, serving sarcasm with a smile.

As long as I'm not the troll, all is well! 😆

Originally posted by: debayon

RTH- Leader of the pack, who puts together the clues and comes up with wise conclusions, ACP Pradhuyman.

Me- Strong and powerful Daya😛

Mister K- very calculative, can take charge in the absence of RTH, in short, Viren

You- Funny, but not really, Fredericks😆

WA- I just feel that Asha would be apt for her because she thinks twice before doing something. 🤔

Ice-thinker: Dedicated to whatever he does and a fellow CID fan, I think Abhijit will be just right for him.

Empti bhai- Sudhakar because of his obssession with Freddy's mustache.😆 OK, IDK why but I feel he can be best related to Sudhakar😆

I can't think of others🤔

Now who is Asha? And what makes you think I think twice before I do anything? I'll take the compliment anyway though. 😆

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

yeah, like being a nuisance 😭

I can predict ajnu's comments on me fitting him to a t, taking my above sentence into consideration

What makes you think i watch CID? I have no idea who these characters are!

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

1/2 cup dark soy sauce - who is dark soy sauce?
1 cup cornstarch - skipped this one too
1 tablespoon MSG -- (SJB ji) - my bahni is the banned in the US😆

I think he skipped them because he already assigned them a few lines above in the recipe.

Dark Soy is summer.
Cornstarch is Ajnu.