MOTW - The Eight Apprentice - Page 4

"Barmy! Blimey! Bloody! Who do we have here for MOTW? Who is this bloke, Empti?! Is he mad as a hatter? Does he like fish and chips? Corrr! Corrr!
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cant believe i missed out on this 🤣

Task 2:

Imagine you are summer. How would you write a short story about you in a forest on a sunny afternoon, meeting the IF animals of the forest. Write it in his "aah empti bhai is blah but he is blah too 😆" style 😛 Y'know, the happy philosopher who is open minded, interested and adventurous 😆

I'm waiting.

you're testing my patience.

come out here and get on with it, man!

Come here, mr. shashi kapoor -NOW!

else:



I might have to "persuade" you.



Aaargh forget it! I'll be back tomorrow!

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Barmy! Blimey! Bloody! Who do we have here for MOTW? Who is this bloke, Empti?! Is he mad as a hatter? Does he like fish and chips? Corrr! Corrr!

😆

😆... now that's proper cockney lingo!

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Empti, my first task list for ya. Some simple stuff to start you off nice and easy.

1. Mike Tyson in his prime, Bruce Lee in his prime. A fight to the finish. Who will win? Oh wait! Just before the day of the fight, both unfortunately met with an accident and had fractured legs. They can't stand and fight. Sorry!

lol, so they're in wheelchairs?

They would be in different weight divisions, if we're just talking about boxing - fighting in a ring, adhering to rules, then Tyson would probably have the upper hand, however Lee was a better all-round fighter, he had tremendous strength for his size, he trained his entire body, not just his arms... so in a real street fight, no holds barred, I'd put my money on Lee.

However, for your question...lol... I'm not sure what kind of a fight this would be, I guess it depends on whose fist would connect first 😆

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

2. Buddhism or Hinduism? What floats your boat and why?

Well as an agnostic, I lean more towards Buddhism in that sense, however I don't really believe in the whole reincarnation/rebirth theory. I guess what attracts me about Buddhism is the meditative practices, it does help in calming the mind and inner chatter.

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

3. I had a hunch for your last name / surname as well as the hidden number in your siggy and I revealed them in Sarina's MOTW. In all honesty, tell me whether I was right or wrong.

Do you know which page number it is?

Originally posted by: Angel-likeDevil

Oye Hoye congratulations Empti.. 😆 .. enjoy being grilled.. xD

Thanks for posting Angel 😛

Originally posted by: jettythegod

First question:

Narrate a story on me assassinating any 3 of 6 members of the forum in "Hitman Style". Come up with different stories and good titles and methods of killing 😆:

1. Ajnu
2.Shahdin
3.You 😛
4.RTH
5.Middy
6.Mister K

Here's an example:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEUfAXtq12I[/YOUTUBE]

The description should be detailed and interesting and funny, hence I put 3 members, so you can do it better, quality counts :P Have fun!

Members, this is all in good fun so don't take it so personally 😆

I will have to get back to you on this one... writing stories is really not my forte, so I'll need a few days to think 😆

btw, is that Hitman 2?