SholaJoBhadkey & Qwerty:
I thought she will sing the following song : shola jo bhadkey, dil mera tadpe Qwerty ke liye 😆
Someone asked Bahni at a cocktail party once, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" My Bahni replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
This is how they started out their married life --- a blind marriage set up with each other by seemingly well wisher family members. It took Bahni one nazar to figure Qwerty out and realize how her life is all messed up now because, as per her nikaahnama, she can't divorce him for next 50 years! Qwerty knew he will get divorced the moment bahni figures him out, which should not have taken long given how observant my bahni is. This is why he bribed the Kazi to sneak in that 50 yr. clause. Bahni isi gham mei ghuli jaa rahee thhee ki ab kya kareygi. Kaisey kateygi uss kee sari zindagee! Aisey hee ansoo bahatey bahatey ek saal guzar gaya aur shadi kee pehlee saalgirah aa gayee. Qwerty, thanking his lucky stars for the wretched 50 year clause, invited all his friends and family for the anniversary party in the evening --- totally ignoring bahni's relatives and friends. The jerk did not even invite me.
Gham mein doobi bahni went to the Super Market
I thought Qwerty sends her wife for laundry all the time
to buy the stuff for the party and got run over by an eighteen wheeler truck. She found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." (I know she is muslim but it's my MOTW and my imagination ? mein bahni ko kaheen bhi bhej saktee hoon ? Christian heaven mein bhi)
Bahni was very excited to be out of Qwerty's changul, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.
Kyon Qwerty se shaadi karne se achha marna hai kya? 😆
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."
Bahni, deprived of all the love and attention for past one year, promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."
St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So bahni was left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and, to her horror, bahni realizes it is her husband --- QWERTY!!!
"What happened?" bahni cried, "Why are you here?"
Qwerty stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," bahni replied, "You must spell a word first."
"What word?" Qwerty asked.
With a glint in her eyes, my bahni whispered, "Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia."
And because qwerty had a crush on a "secret" MOTW, he had already read that word before. He spelled it right!
Now Qwerty and SJB are together for saat saat (7) janams(births). Qwerty ne SJB ka peecha na heaven main choda na hell mein. 😛
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