MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 68

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

Confused...I thought i posted a question for Gauri? I cant find it anymore.. LOL it was early in the morning when i posted my question, maybe it was my dream? Darn it, i am worried about myself now, i cant differentiate a dream from realtiy?? and out of everything and everyone, i was dreaming about your MOTW?? LOL

Anyways, here it is...Simple enough, who do you think deserves the following title most

As you know, the MOTW stopped taking questions on Tuesday. But some people have challenges reading fine print in bold (psttt...Empti and TNF - you listening😆.

I am choosing to respond to this question because it is important. This is dedicated to the humanitarian cause of 'Boredom Awareness'. Boredom is a life threatening disease of the human brain.

The brain is a vital organ. Our bodies function because of the brain. Sometimes brains stop functioning like they should. This is due to limited cranial development. Inhaling too many toxic substances can cause this. The result is the brain is injected with hot air. As the hot air expands the brain is filled with nothing but hot air. The result of the brain in this empty state is boredom. If not checked in time the hot air can expand and cause the brain to explode. It is usually fatal when this happens to the sufferer of boredom and all around. You might have heard of 'Bored to death'. This is how it happens. So for every like and comment for this post, I will dedicate a day from my busy life to cure the painful disease of boredom, to deflate brains filled with hot air and introduce them to a healthy lifestyle without toxic substances.


The best debator

Male: Believe. Abraham Lincoln once said "Am I not destroying my enemies, if I am making friends of them". Believe takes it one step further. His motto is "There is no black and white. We all wear masks. So why make war. Behind masks everyone is person. So if I make girlfriends, I make love not war. Just Chill.TongueWink", Its a very long motto, but it works for Believe. So he makes love across the forum. He Believes he is king of his castle. He doesn't mind, nothing else matters. As long as he is making love, he is a winner.

Female: TNF. Everytime she posts she sends the debators cowering away. Nothing she posts ever has a point or purpose. In essence she emerges as the numero uno. Now that is one heck of a strategy. So far she has had 0 losses in debates, proving her infallible debating powers. No one else has such outstanding statistics making here undeniably the best debater period. Male female or in between.

The worst debator:

Male: Mister. K. His achievements so far are scaring SVCG away. Sarcasm that only few people get. And frightening all the great debaters by using logic instead of infallible feelings, thoughts and emotions. Chasing away intelligent souls with his nonsensical quest for that.

Female: RTH. She started writing the Bible when she was a kid and she is just wrapping up creation in the Genesis. Does she think she is Nobama or something who can talk her way out of things. Most people don't even understand her but nod their heads because she is a mod.

The most flirty:

Male: Emptiness. Follow his track record. He has P!nk swooning over him. All the gals in II gush over him. TNF is crazy over his accents. He's been wooing the elusive Ajnu. He has flirted with Karan. All this is actually nothing though. Empti can only dream of reaching how far Qwerty's paws reach. What makes him great is that he has Ice-Thinker on him, and he keeps going at it like its nobody's business. Now thats a stallion you want to bet on. Thats what dedicated flirting is all about.

Female: Ajnu. Waise to IF pe bahut saarey leharatey aanchal hain. Bahut saaree nachtee, gaatee pariyaan hain. Lekin Ajnu ka aanchal jab bhi hawa me zaara sa lehrayata hai toh saarey deewaney chaley aatey hain thamney. By sheer volume of aanchal denials and aanchal accusations on part of the lehratey aanchals --- Ajnu stands as the queen of flirts, in words of all the wannabe queens of flirt themselves.

Best personality:

Male: Qwerty. Some people climb their way to the top. Some people have to beg and crawl. Our Qwertoo here has pawed his way to the top. There is not a human on the forum who has not been pawed by Qwerty. Every post is filled with little gems of paw swipes and feelers. His ability to touch everyone, makes him a memorable one and a sure fire best personality. Who else can paw their way to the top with such ease?

Female: Krystal. Being funny, witty, smart or intelligent has no value on IF. Making most people here just plain dull and average. But there are a few who rise above with unique talents and personality quirks. Although the competition for best personality can be fierce, Krystal undoubtedly emerges as the alpha dog of the pack. Why? One line can pack in so much #%#^%$ that even ghetto rappers are insecure of their inadequacies. And that my friends is the best bling personality.

Your best friend:

Male: Cuckoocutter. My dirty little secret. Merey humbistar, merey humraahi --- iss zaalim duniya mein hamein badnaam kar key kahaan chaley gaye tum merey yaar?🤣

Female: Middy. Who needs enemies when one has frenemies like her. All my fame and cougardom is all due to her. She has singlehandedly made me the talk of the town. My publicist, my promoter, the one who publishes my escapades in every corner. What would I be without her? 😆

The member you have clicked online for the most

Male: Emptiness, to see what new inneuendos he is cooking and to check if Ice-Thinker is still on him.

Female: Mahi, to make sure she is alright and receiving plenty of adoration and attention lest she spiral into clinical depression.

The member that pms you the most

Male: Mister K. He has like male PMS or something. One moment he is all witty and charming. The next moment he is all vicious like a woman out for vendetta. Ask SVCG.

Female: SJB Bahni. Everything starts and ends with the fairies for her (so like Ajnu - eh😉).

Wait did you mean pms or PMs?😲

Member you want to know most about

Male: Bazzy. I've always wondered if he is the leading cause for diabetes and if he ever sleeps. Also the most burning question what does he like about likes that he likes hitting like all the time like its the next best thing. Bazzy is amazing like that. If he was a Jew, he would still hit like on all of Hitler's posts.

Female: Middy. She's fascinating and reminds me of Abhimanyu from Mahabharat. Too bad Empti did not give me that choice in his list. I had to settle down for the next best - Shikhandi. Middy is always charging right ahead into the chakravyuh and then cussing the maharathies for fighting unfair. Once was noble, twice is brave, third time should have been the charm - but time and again - what drives this determined and motivated woman on a mission.

The member that makes you go GRRRRRR

Male: Summer. Could you be anymore passive-aggressive? Are you a man or some confused teenage girl whose boyfriend is a jerk, but she does not have the heart to break up with him. Quit the sugar coating and the new age mellow stuff and for once in your life just dish out out as it is. 😡

Female: RTH. Badi aayi khud ko forum ki nobama samajhney waali. Hamesha hope or change ka bhaashan deti hai par kartee kuch naheen. Aur toh aur sab ilzaam pichhley adminstration aur republicans pe daaltee hai. Khud key administration ki security intnee lax hai ki Al-Qaeda baar baar vaar kartey hain aur yeh jatee rehtee hai unn key paas baar baar negotiation karney. 😡

The most charming member

Male: Mister. K. I can see my_view and Angie jealously concurring. See, unlike most men here, K is not the one to go goo goo gaga over all the dancing and singing pretty belles out here. He's also sophisticated enough so he does not have to carry rakhies in his pocket to save him from the hordes. Hear that karan bhai. 😛

Female: Mahi. There's something about Mahi. She is like a helpless damsel in distress, but thats part of her charm. So sweet and innocent that everyone jumps in line to take care of her. Even the Pied Piper's pipe could not muster enough charm to garner such attention.

The Bollywood material

Male: Kkkkkkarrrannnn. The sweet, mysterious, dashing Bollywood hearthrob. Sab deewani hain iss kee lekin yeh raakhi baandh ke behlata rehta hai. Like a Bollywood Hero, he persistently chases his lady love - RTH.

Female: TNF. The way she runs around the forums --- just like a hindi film heroine running through the trees and fields. She's perfect for some modern Bollywood films. She does not really have to act or make sense. All she has to do is look pretty and occasionally gush over her heroes. She has already mastered all that.

most likely to appear in the saas bhu serial

Male: Souro. Just like his spinning avatar, he has the ability to spin in dramatic circles and loops akin to a Kekta plot line. He also has that uncanny ability to take a minor occurence and spin it into a whole new plot line. Moreover can that man pout or what. Whether it is being the angry young man vindicating his marred family, or the struggling hero for a cause - he has all the drama in him to pour into his role. A rare gem raring to be discovered on TV really.

Female: Middy; If it was a show on BET, I would have said Krystal. If it was a Spanish soap, I would say TNF. But Saas bahu soap then it has to be Middy. Middy has that kekta charm. She can take one innocent aanchal and transform it into a lengthy drama full off emotions, rage, revenge, romance, cradle snatchers, cougars, soccor moms, lesbians, wicked wenches, stereotypical bitches, hapless damsels in distress, knights in shining armor, LSD --- the whole enchillada and then some more. If anyone deserves to be soap star. Its Middy. In fact if anyone meets Kekta, you have to have her make Middy a celebrity.

The member most likely to be in jail

Male: Ice-Thinker, for eventually riding a stallion like Emptiness to death with his jismaani bhook. Someone should have been taken him off Empti at some point.

Female: Krystal, for eventually emptying a round of bullets into Ice-Thinkers head. "Moron. He deserved to die. I was sick and tired of his nonsense on sex and bhook and bullshit. Rid the world of some serious verbal diarrhea I tell you. Was sickening"

Cheers.!

Xoxo