MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 9

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Will post my responses on other tasks once the deadline is over for retreating back.

Task Seven

Convince RTH that spam is good for DM and that Rihanna is the best singer in the world.
Why should I? Brainless spamming is what gets them in trouble who I like to see in trouble😆 I have no clue who Rihanna is so can't convince RTH. I can only tell her that Rihanna is good because bahni said so. Now, it's between you and her😉

Convince DB that Himesh is a better singer than Amanat Ali.

Varsha, Himesh is your Hi Re bhai - your gujju bhai. How can you pick chicken biryani over your dhokla king HR? You need to root for HR for the sake of regionalism. If not then you have to support the langda sena since you clearly don't believe in regionalism based on your choice😛

Convince Ajnu that she can find a better life-partner than RTH.

Ajnu, drop RTH and pick a non-menstruating life partner if you want to avoid the PMS and visiting fairies month around.

Convince Qwerty that marriage is more than watching her do the laundry.

Qwertoo, if you focus too much on segregating tasks based on gender, you'll end up getting divorced. In case you don't know the real definition of divorce--- Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. ABhi bhi waqt hai - sudhar jao.

Convince Debayon that watching CID will decrease his ability to think logically.

I think his logical thinking is beyond repair for him to be hooked to CID when he has CIS at his fingertips. No point saving what's already lost.

Convince Mr. K that he is who he is.

You convince me first that K exists😛 okay...okay...here we go:

K, jaisa karam kiya hai waisa phal dega bhagwan

yeh hai Geeta ka gyan yeh hai Geeta ka gyan. Wait a minute - I do not believe in a punishment dispenser😛

Jokes apart, don't be so humble about your own identity, K. You are NOT that great.

Convince Summer that it is good to spew a little bit of vitriol once in a while.

Ahh Summer, sweet Summer - always the diplomat! Well buddy, a diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

How about letting them know the same in black and white for a change! That may help you with the gas problems you keep on having. Holding so much inside can make you seriously fart big time. Choice, of course, is yours😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Task One : Cook the DMers (you know the routine)

LAUKI KE KOFTE RECIPE

For the kofte:
4 cups (500 gms) Ghiya or Lauki (bottlegourd), peeled and grated - bahni
1/2 tsp Ginger paste - believe
1/2 tsp Sendha namak (rock salt) - Qwerty ( smells a lot despite the floss)
1/2 tsp Kali mirch, pissi (black pepper powder) - varsha
2 tbsp besan - my_view
Oil for deep-frying - K

Water for washing the vegetables - Bazzy Boy

For the gravy:
2 tbsp makkhan - Sneha
1 tsp Jeera (cumin seeds) - cloddy
1 tsp Ginger, finely chopped - believe again
1/4cup (50 gms) Dahi (yogurt), beaten smooth - angie
1/4 cup Khus-khus (poppy seeds) soaked in milk for 1/2 hour - Karan poppy seeds, RTH milk
1 1/2 tsp Dhania (coriander) powder - debu
1 1/2 tsp Sendha namak (rock salt) - qwerty again
1/4 tsp Chilli powder - who else but ajnu
Hara dhania (green coriander), chopped for garnishing - summer

2-3 cups water - Bazzy Boy

To serve:

Dish - Pogo

Phulkey - POH

How to make bahni lauki ke kofte:

Prep work:

• Wash and peel believe and cut in half using Meena chhuri. Chop believe and divide it in two parts. Take one part and grind to a fine paste in mindgoogle grinder.
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• Take qwerty sendha namak in SVCGK okhli and pound it till it breaks into smaller pieces. Ask qwerty which mango he likes. If he says haphus then pound some more. Then grind qwerty into a fine powder in mindgoogle grinder.
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• Keep icethinker tawa on Empti stove and heat it on medium heat. Now, take a few corns of varsha (ewwww'.not the ones one grows on the feet ' the pepper corns wala corns) and roast it on Icethinker tawa. Let Varsha cool for a few minutes and then grind her in mindgoogle grinder to a fine powder.
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• Don't take Icethinker off Empti. We need him to roast whole ajnu red chillies and sabut debu dhaniya seeds. Turn Empti low and roast ajnu on Icethinker for couple of minutes followed by debu. Now, pound debu in SVCGL okhli in a semi-fine powder and grind ajnu to a fine powder in mindgoogle grinder.
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• Take 50 gms of angie dahi and beat it till smooth using CPM beater.
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• Wash Summer hara dhaniya with bazzy boy water and chop it finely using Meena chhuri.

Proceed with Bahni koftas:

• Wash bahni lauki in bazzy boy water and then peel it with Meena chhuri. Grate bahni on Souro grater. Squeeze water 9not the bazzy water- bahni's pani) out of bahni; mix in qwerty sendha namak, chopped believe ginger and varsha black pepper. Saute bahni over high flame, to dry up excess liquid and leave to cool.
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• Add my_view besan , mix well and shape bahni into walnut sized balls.
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• Put Sunny karahi on Empti stove with K oil in it. Heat K to smoking point --- should not take long as K's boiling point is quite low.
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• Deep-fry bahni balls (mind that NOT bahni's balls but bahni balls as in koftas) to a golden brown over high empty flame in hot K oil and keep aside on solidsnake paper to drain K out of bahni (All you dirty minds, no pun intended please. This is PG 13 forum).
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• Now, heat Sneha makkhan; add cloddy jeera till it starts popping (PG 13 ' remember) followed by believe ginger paste (to calm cloddy down) and saute to a light brown.
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• Soak Karan poppy seeds in RTH milk (again - NOT RTH's milk) overnight (badey dinon key baad aayee hai milan kee bela :)) and grind Karan into a paste in mindgoogle grinder (googly kee toh nikal padi! Kitno ko peesna mil raha hai. Gotta be his lucky day today!). Add Debu dhania powder, qwerty sendha salt and ajnu chilli powder and saute till Sneha makkhan separates.
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• Add 2-3 cups Bazzy Boy water and bring to a boil, then simmer for about 10 minutes. Add bahni koftas and angie dahi, simmer for another 2 minutes, and serve hot. Garnish the bahni ke kofte with finely chopped Summer and serve hot in Pogo dish with garma garam POH phulkey.

Originally posted by: Believe

Originally posted by: pogo

I dont like grilling Gauri ji. I'll give you a similar task like i gave Karan Bhai. Just expand your own words keeping in mind the context in which you used the words. MOTW is the hot topic now, so most DMers will read it. Let it be like a moral studies class for us DMers..😊

"Always remember - there are only two kinds of people - my kind are not always good and their kind is not always bad."

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

We should disable the "LIKE' BUTTON ON THESE THREADS. i WANT FOLKS TO QUOTE MY RESPONSES AND THEN TELL ME WHAT THEY LIKED IN IT AND WHY. oTHERWISE SARI MEHNAT PANI MEI CHALI JATI HAI!

My caps lock is giving me problems. Sorry for the bad font above.