MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 44

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Believe:

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba haddiyan tudwa gaya
Hum thhey chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye'

Souro:

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Karan: Kanta deserves two!

main uskey pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main usskey pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat rah gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.....

Mister K: three lion-o-loiney for you K😊 Sab kitna dartey hain tum sey yaar!

Aap ki yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar woh to batcho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

SJB: You haunted me in my dreams last nigh, bahni😆 Two for you!

Pani mei tairna ' machhli ka eshtyle

Aasma mei udnaa ' panchee ka style

Mannu key kwoschans churana aur hamarey motw mei pelna ' mohtarma, aap ka eshtyle😡

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Varsha: How could she be away this week!!! I am missing her (and NO Bahni, stop dreaming about making me feel better there.)

Aasmaan pe jitne sitare hai

Varshoo - (Wah Wah)

Aakhon me jitne ishare hai

varshoo - (Wah Wah)

Samander ke jitne kinare hai

varshoo - (Wah Wah)

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai 😡(Ab bolo Wah Wah)😆

Ajnu: I was at crossroads again😛 Could not decide which one to pick so pasted both here.

Arz kiya hai,Zara gaur farmaiye,
Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...!!!

Sarina- her silly COC reminds me of the first one and her powers makes me wonder about the second one:

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai😛

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

Angie: I know it is lame but that is how sadelas are so can't help it, sweets😆

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hai,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hai,

Kyonki...
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi Envelop chipkaya hai.

ewwww 🤢 😆 😆 But not so lame as it does remind me of some of my posts 😉 😆

POH

Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai

Debu:

Exam ho out of contol

Hontho ko ker key gol

Honto ko ker key gol

Seeti baja key bol

Yeh interesting subject hai. Mujhey ek saal aur padhna hai.

Raju786: I saw his posts on FB thread. Jab yeh dekha toh Raju yaad aa gaya.

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai'.udhar kal khudega!

Qwerty: He claims he is careless when he visits India.

Kashmir ki vadiyo me,
Barfeli hawaon me,
Jheel ke kinare Raanjhey ko Heer ney jo kaha,
Wahi baat mai tumse kahti hoon,
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !

Cloddy: We all know his fixation with light switches ' right

Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

Khatarnak: Miss his shayari! Had to dedicate a sadela to him.

Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai

Summer:

Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,

Y a phir yeh kaho kee motw key iss task kee maar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.

Krystal:

Itney khushnaseeb toh hum na thhey

Hamari taqdeer mein sitam kam na thhey

Phir kyoon hum khuda ko itna bhaa gaye

Kee ban ker member aap hamarey DM mei aa gaye

Middy:

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao
ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe
jao baba aage jao, aage jao....change naheen hai

Mahi:

Main aapko chand kehti, Main aapko chand kehti Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehti, Main aapko Suraj kehti Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandariya kehti, Main aapko bandar kehti
Lekin usme bhi dimaagh hai

Meena:

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,

uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,

paro ne kaha daru chhod do,

lekin aapko kisne kaha DM per post karna chhod do?

Bazzy Boy:

Wo pal bhi kya tha
jab aap ko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the
Magar apki phooti kismat to dekho
us waqt Aap "HUGGIES" pehna karte the

Sneha:

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai?
Yeh ON kaise hota hai?

aur main sirf yehi kahti thhee
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

Naked face:

Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Pagalo ke stock me naya maal aaya.

P1nk:

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE!

Empti: Somewhat MIA from DM these days:

Jee karta hai,
Ek patthar loon.
Aur uss par pyar se likhoon,
"I MISS YOU".

Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,
Tab pata chale,
Kitna dard hai teri yaad mein.😆

IceThinker:

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memney!
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..
..
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote hain.😛

CPM:

Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittefak tha.......
Hum unki galee se guzre, wo ek ittefak tha.......

Unhoney phenka hum per bhool,
Aji haan,
Unhoney phenka hum per phool magar gamla bhi saath thha.

Pogo:

Yaad hai woh pal jab hum pehli baar mile thay,
Train ruki khidki khuli,
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha "Mohanlal ke naam pe kuch de de baba!"

my_view:

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,

Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum !!!

Gengu:

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

Solidsnake:

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam

Originally posted by: PhoeniXof_Hades

WOW, 54 PAGES?!

Picture toh abhi bhi baaki hain mere dost😉

Originally posted by: debayon

Picture toh abhi bhi baaki hain mere dost😉

...and I am yet to go through whatever had been posted so far. Worse, I have my own MOTW next week. 😭 If people grills me to this extent.... 😲

Originally posted by: Emptiness

main nigahe tere chehre se hatau kaise.... lut gaye hosh to phir hosh mein aau kaise 🤔

kya baat hai emptiji 😆 have just been going thru ur innuenndos in that recipe thread , mere saar ke upar se ja rahe hai woh saab pages

Originally posted by: PhoeniXof_Hades

...and I am yet to go through whatever had been posted so far. Worse, I have my own MOTW next week. 😭 If people grills me to this extent.... 😲

Oh its ur turn 2B next bakra 😆

Originally posted by: angie.4u

kya baat hai emptiji 😆 have just been going thru ur innuenndos in that recipe thread , mere saar ke upar se ja rahe hai woh saab pages

ask Gauri she will explain you in detail 😆

Originally posted by: debayon

Picture toh abhi bhi baaki hain mere dost😉

POH ji aajkal MOTW main aatey hain and bus "WOW N pages" bol ke chale jate hain 😆

Where are your questions POH 😡

Originally posted by: Gauri

POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.

I honestly have no idea whatyou're talking 'bout? What post??? 😕

Originally posted by: PhoeniXof_Hades

...and I am yet to go through whatever had been posted so far. Worse, I have my own MOTW next week. 😭 If people grills me to this extent.... 😲

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Where are the innuendoes, yaar? Mind elaborating I do that day in and day out in my kitchen. C'mon Empti - tumhara bheja check kerwana padeyga

haan haan just because you are married, tumhe recipe day in and day out banana padhta hoga 😆

par hum log unmarried hain tu kya hua kabhi kabhi hum logon ki bhi recipe banani padhti hai 🤣