MOTW - The First Apprentice - Page 28

Seriously, such people should be locked up right away. People are so corrupt and backwards back there, that there is barely any advancement. 🤢 I was watching SS, and the way they handled a similar case was commendable.👏 But anyways, this is real life and certainly not acceptable!🤢

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

...and MINE too I would love to know what I make of that quote

Here are some more responses in addition to the ones on page 31:


In the show "Coffee with karan johar" some DM members are asked: "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

tell how they will reply:

...


Gauri_3 : Darn it, WHY TODAY!!! when I am overloaded at work. Why not next week? 😡
bye all....you lucky ba$#@*ds. I am so jealous of y'all here 😡

Karandel_2008: By the way, if love is considered blind then what about sex? Is it considered dumb, greedy or hungry?

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

The problem is because they are from different castes. Things are not that linear because my frnd is in India. He told me that his gf's relations (who are not good) might kill them both if they run away and more importantly they will harass his parents (who said yes finally) in case he elopes.

Aww, I hope your friend is not stuck with family like Bhope Bhau in Kaminey. Knowing India and mentality of some Indians it can be tough. I've seen families hire goons or get innocent guys/gals get arrested simply because they disapprove a marriage.

How disconnected is she due to the imprisonment?

Step 1: Get her on the grid.

Buy her a cellphone and have a female friend of hers deliver it to her. Preferably smart phone.

Step 2: Get guy and family of the grid

Have him state that he is frustrated and frightened of her family issues and is leaving town for good. Have her throw melodrama over it. Relocate to another remote area. In the process make sue to have tracked transactions and appearances in various random parts around the original area.

Step 3: Elope

Eventually the family will slack of their tight imprisonment and allow movement in order to see new guys. Communicate and then track and elope. Before eloping make sure you buy plane tickets to destination A, train tickets to destination B, and bus tickets to destination C. Make fake hotel bookings etc in each destination. All these will be purchased using the bank accounts and credit cards opened in all the wrong places. For the real escape get a car and at night switch plates with another car. Drive car and ditch in random deserted area walkable distance form bus/train. Take train or bus and switch several times before you get home. Use only cash during the elope escape. Carry several changes of clothes and change frequently.

Alright it is a lot of time, money and effort - but if they truly love each other it will be worth it.

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

(p.s. you have three of my tasks still pending on page 14)

yes, I am working on them :)

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Aww, I hope your friend is not stuck with family like Bhope Bhau in Kaminey. Knowing India and mentality of some Indians it can be tough. I've seen families hire goons or get innocent guys/gals get arrested simply because they disapprove a marriage.

How disconnected is she due to the imprisonment?

Step 1: Get her on the grid.

Buy her a cellphone and have a female friend of hers deliver it to her. Preferably smart phone.

Step 2: Get guy and family of the grid

Have him state that he is frustrated and frightened of her family issues and is leaving town for good. Have her throw melodrama over it. Relocate to another remote area. In the process make sue to have tracked transactions and appearances in various random parts around the original area.

Step 3: Elope

Eventually the family will slack of their tight imprisonment and allow movement in order to see new guys. Communicate and then track and elope. Before eloping make sure you buy plane tickets to destination A, train tickets to destination B, and bus tickets to destination C. Make fake hotel bookings etc in each destination. All these will be purchased using the bank accounts and credit cards opened in all the wrong places. For the real escape get a car and at night switch plates with another car. Drive car and ditch in random deserted area walkable distance form bus/train. Take train or bus and switch several times before you get home. Use only cash during the elope escape. Carry several changes of clothes and change frequently.

Alright it is a lot of time, money and effort - but if they truly love each other it will be worth it.

Her family is similar to Bhope Bhau in kaminey.

His current condition doesn't allow him to elope because he is poor and he doesnt want to punish his parents for nothing especially when they agreed to the marriage (it was already difficult) and its not their fault. He is also main earner in the family. He would have done that if it was possible.

Anyway I told him that for the moment try to convince girl's parents somehow. There is some time for other solutions.

Originally posted by: baz786

Congratz karan on becomin DMs MOTW

ull rock buddy

will come back with questions

sarina u did a great job in organising DM MOTW

u brought ur personality into it

so fresh

good job

thanks baz for the cool questions, I will answer them soon.

Originally posted by: Believe

Eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Karan after reading last few pages....I feel so sad...cos Mere ooopper aise hathychaaar comments kyuuuuu bhai!!!!

Picture abhi baaki hai dost. 😉 😆 and waise bhi dont worry sabhka number ayega ek ek karke 😆

Originally posted by: Mahi_Way

Congrats on becoming MOTW,bhai You doing a great job

thanks sissy, I hope you enjoy the grill 😆

I like simple questions 😛 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Kkkkkaran .... dedicate the following songs (as in these particular lyrics) to DM members. Make sure you have fun with this task! 😛


-- ok so imagine me singing those songs to the following members:

Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho aur chaabi kho jaaye -- RTH, Debu and Gengu. The foursome 😆 We will play video games together.

Choli ke peeche kya hai, chunari ke neeche kya hai -- I would like to ask these simple questions to POH 😉

I see you walking through door .. why won't you look across the floor. I got to tell you how I feel ... oh baby you're the only one for me. Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move. --RTH and Ajnu 😉

Ladki kyon, na jaane, kyon ladko si nahi hoti -- TNF ( my sissy Bubbles)

Tera zara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya -- Debu (after he asks me Nth times about my location, that too never on PM, but on public threads 😆)

Pappu can't dance saala -- Emptiness (he can sing, but I never heard about him dancing)

Yeh dosti hum nahi todenge -- (chahe mere kitne bhi MOTW ho jayen) Believe 😛

Inteha ho gayee, intezar ki ... aayi na kuch khabar mere yaar ki -- Svalcalgal 😆

Enjoy!

Karan bhai, you should answer the other simplistic questions😛