Originally posted by: cuckoocutter
ok, since i heard they're giving a mill bucks to anyone who participates, least i can do is stay. never send away Laxmi that come callin home lol
FromThe law offices of Mister.K. And Associates
420 Debate Mansion Street
San Francisco, CA 95401
USA
ToMr. Cuckoo Cutter
420 Debate Mansion Street
Hell
Dear Mr. Cutter,
Subject: Contract breach
You are hereby put on notice that as of Jun 8th, 2010, you are in breach of our contract dated Jun 7th, 2010. The nature of said breach is: Unreasonable extortion of a million bucks when we, at our law firm, hold a contract agreement, IN WITNESS WHEREOF, you, Cuckoo, herein after referred to as the parties, hereto have executed this agreement, on Jun 7th, 2010 that you would, in essence, participate in the contest, free of any encumbrances and at most a lump sum will be paid, not exceeding an amount of $100,000, including, past dues, if any.
In any action or suit to enforce any right or remedy under this Agreement or to interpret any provision of this Agreement, the prevailing party shall be entitled to recover its costs, including reasonable attorney's fees.
You have until the end of today to cure said breach, after which we will be forced to take further action, including, but not limited to, termination of the original contract.
Regards,
Mr. K
Encl: original contract with witness signatures