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Anu

@buublly

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Posted: 10 years ago

Rules-

1)we have 3 entries and you have to rate all of them out of 10.

eg. entry 1-x/10

2)Rate on the basis 0f creativity,originality nd how funny the scene is.

Participants must rate their own entries,your rating will not be counted for your own entry but plz rate your own entry too.

Last date of rating is 9th December,11:59pm IST

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Anu

@buublly

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

Abhijeet: Dekho, parcel van se parcels nikaal liye kya?

Shopkeeper: saab 4 din se yahi pade the. koi nikaalne nahi aaya, isliye waapis bhej diya.

Abhijeet: 😡

Daya: boss, tum yahan kya ka rahe ho?

Abhijeet(hesitates) : Kuch nahi...kuch tehkikaat kar raha hoon.

Daya: Kaisi tehkikaat? Mujhe bhi bataao, main us Gullu ko pakadne ke liya yahan ek ghante se khada hoon. Us case ke bare mein kuch information hai kya?

Abhijeet: Nahi yaar...yeh ek nayi case hai.

Daya: Nayi case? Mujhe aaj kal kuch pata hi nahi chal raha hai.

Abhijeet: Daya, tum us Gullu ko dekho...mujhe apna kaam karne do.

Daya; 😕

Nikhil: 😆

Abhijeet: [;x] Chup.

Daya; Nikhil...tumhe zaroor kuch pata hai ki Abhijeet yahan kyon aaya hai. Bataao varna main Pankaj ko apna naya shishya bana loonga.

Nikhil: 😭 Nahii siiirrr...main batata hoon.

Abhijeet:

Nikhil: Sir, Abhijeet sir ne flipkart se kuch order kiya tha...lekin woh nahi aaya. Parcel ko online track kiya toh pata chala ki 4 din se iss railway station mein pada hai.

Daya: Abhijeet, to tum flipkart ko phone karke complain kyon nahi karte...yahan parcel ko doondne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Abhijeet: usme kuch special tha isliye.

Nikhil: Haan sir...darasal Abhijeet ir ne aapke liye gift order kiya tha. 😃

Abhijeet: Nikhil! Apna muh band nahi rakh sakte! 😡

And walks off angrily.

Later...

Daya: Mere liye flipkart se kya order kiya hai tumne? 😉

Abhijeet: Yeh Nikhil bhi na!!! 🥱 Rehne do...parson birthday ke din pata chalega. Maine complaint register kiya hai. Gift aata hi hoga.

Daya: Gift dena hi hai toh mujhe shop me leke jaao na...main khud select kar loonga.

Abhijeet: 😳 Nahi...flipkart mein achche models milte hain,

Daya: Aur bohot saste bhi milte hai...hai na??? 😈 Mujhe Nikhil ne sab kuch bata diya hai. Flipkart mega sale ke din tumne 1000 Rs mein china-made phone khareeda! Tum bohot kanjoos ho Abhijeet! Yeh mega sale sab dhokha hai...isliye woh phone ab tak nahi aaya.

Abhijeet: 😒

Daya: Mujhe 1000Rs ka phone nahi chahiye. Mujhe naya gold plated iPhone 6 chahiye. Chalo ab...!

Abhijeet: iPhone 6!!!! 😲 mere paas itne paise nahi hai!

Daya: Tum kya karoge mujhe nahi pata lekin mujhe ek achcha surprise party toh de sakte ho??? Humesha mere cake cutting ceremony se gaayab rehte ho.

Abhijeet: Nahi. Iss baar main koshish karta hoon. Lekin please mujhse iPhone ki ummeed mat rakhnna.

Daya: Dekhte hain kitna achcha party organize karte ho. 😈

ACP: Sab log protective eye glasses pehen lo. Aaj daya ka birthday hai. Uske liya forensic lab mein party organize kiya hai Abhijeet ne.

Freddie: Sir party mein in glasses ki kya zaroora hai?

ACP : Abhijeet aur Salunke ne milkar kuch naya banaaya hai. Chemicals ke saath fireworks hone wali hai lab mein.

Freddie: Lab mein? Iski kya zaroorat thi? ek achche restaurant mein bhi organize ka sakete the!

Salunkhe: Freddie! Mere naye avishkaar ko insult mat karo 😡 Mere fireworks mein na pollution hai na child labour! Poore India mein mere fireworks istemaal honge agle saal Diwali mein. Mujhe Nobel prize milegi! 😡

Freddie: Theek hai sir...sorry.

hmm...Daya sir ke aane se pehle ek chota demo de sakte hain?

Salunkhe: Nahi! Tum logon ke liye bhi yeh ek surprise hai. Intezaar karo Daya ke aane ka!

Daya arrives.

Everyone: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!!!

Freddie; Salunkhe sir...aap kahan hain? Fireworks ab tak chaloo kyon nahi hue?

Salunkhe: Main wohi dekh raha hoon. 😡 Isme kuch problem aa gayi hai.

Daya: koi baat nahi Salunkhe sir...main intezaar karta hoon. Aap check kijiye.

Time passes. Daya waits and waits for something to happen..

After half an hour:

Salunkhe: Isme kuch problem aa gayi hai. Yeh aaj theek nahi hoga...mujhe ek aur chemical add karna hai, jo is waqt lab mein nahi hai.

Daya: 😔 Koi baat nahi salunkhe sir. Aapne koshish toh ki...Abhijeet mere liye koi aur surprise plan karne wala hai. Aap wahan aa jaaiyie. 😊

Salunkhe: Koi aur surprise? Yeh toh Abhijeet ka hi idea tha!

Daya: Kya!!!!

Edited by buublly - 10 years ago

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Anu

@buublly

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

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Scene 4:

Recap: In the previous case,it was shown that the culprit is escaping. No CID officer is able to catch him. The culprit is delighted. Suddenly,he sees Daya in front of him. And the next moment,whoopie! the culprit is faint.

All CID officers appreciate Daya for his strength, agility and other abilities. One day later, all the CID officers are gathered in Forensic Lab.

ACP Pradyumna: Suno sab log! Tumhe pata hai na aaj kya hai...aaj Daya ka birthday hai...aur aaj hi ka din hoga jab wo mouj-masti kar raha hoga aur hame apne mission ke liye poora samay milega.
Fredicks: Sir!Main bhool gaya...Kaun sa mission? Wo kya hai na aaj meri biwi ne mujhe subah-subah khaane me badaam ki jagah akhrot de diya...isliye dimaag tej hone ka bajay dimaag me hi hole ho gaya.
Poorvi: Fredy Sir!Aap bhi na...aap bhool gaya hamara 'Mission Expose'...
Fredicks: Mission Ex-Pose. Arre!Ye kaun sa pose hai? Mujhe bhi batao na to main bhi is X-Pose me photo khinchaunga.
Poorvi: Fredy SIr! Arre!Ye koi pose nahi hai balki expose matlab khulaasa...is mission me hame ye pata lagana hai ki Daya sir ke extra-strength ka raaz kya hai...
Fredicks: Achcha! To kya hai raaj?
Poorvi: Hum wahi to pata lagane yahan aaye hai!!
ACP: Fredy!Chup Karo...jab dekho tab nonsense karte rehte ho...tumhaare wajah se hamara time jaa raha hai aur kya pata kab Daya yaha aa jaye...Thank God...Abhijeet use yaha se kahi door le gaya hai taaki hum apna kaam thik se kar sake...par ho sakta hai Daya yaha aa hi jaaye...
Salunkhe: Isliye to...isliye Boss mai kahta hun ki Ye Fredy ko yaha laya hi mat karo...
Fredicks: *his favorite confused roni soorat*

*Daya enters*

Daya: Arre kya baat hai Salunkhe sahab...ab kya kar diya Fredy ne...
ACP: kuch nahi...kuch nahi Daya...ab tum to jaante hi ho ise...*angry stare at Fredy*
Poorvi: Dekh liya Fredy sir!aapke time barbaad karne ki wajah se Daya sir yaha aa bhi gaye...*says in very low voice to Fredy* Arre...Daya sir aap yaha? aap to abhijeet sir ke saath bahar gaye the na?!
Daya: Arre Haan wo...main gaya to tha lekin maine socha ki yaha mere liye koi kaam ho isiliye main chala aaya...
Taarika: abb...koi baat nahi Daya...*maintains the situation* acha hua tum aa gaye...dekho na Salunkhe sir ek research karne ja rahe hain...
Daya: arre wah salunkhe sahab...aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi...
Salunkhe: Ermmm...
Taarika: *crosses in between* Daya!ab choro na in baato ko...salunkhe sir,chaliye research shuru karte hain...

*They all go to Salunkhe's desk where he has prepared everything already*

Salunkhe: *in low voice to Taarika* arre tarika...ye tumne kya kiya? saara plan chopat ho jayega ab...
Taarika: Nahi hoga,sir...aap bas dekhte chaliye...
Taarika: To ye dekhiye *takes up a test-tube containing human blood* ye ek aise aadmi ka blood hai jo ki anokha hai...with super strength...
Fredy: Arre wah taarika...yaani ye mera blood hai...*delights*
Poorvi: Kya aap bhi Fredy sir...ye KISI ka bhi ho sakta hai,par aapka nahi...*Everyone laughs*
Taarika: Lijiye salunkhe sir! aur bataiye ki jis aadmi ka yeh blood hai,uska raaj kya hai,uski majbooti ka?
Salunkhe: Laao...main abhi batata hu...

*He starts examining the blood*

After some time, Salunkhe: To pata chal gaya Boss!Iss Aadmi ke taakat ka raaj kya hai!
ACP: Kya?Pata chal gaya...to jaldi bolo Salunkhe...
Salunkhe: To iss aadmi ki taakat ka raaz hai Bhooja...
ACP: Bhooja?
Fredy: Doctor Saab!Bhuja - Kahi wahi bhooja to nahi na,wo road-side stalls waala jo meri biwi mujhe khane nahi deti...
Daya: Mujhe thora kaam hai...main aata hun...tab tk aap ye discussion karo...*leaves*
Salunkhe: Haan Fredy...wahi Bhooja...
Abhijeet: O!Wahi to main kahoo ki ye Daya 5 minute me aata hun kahkar kaha chala jaata tha,jab bhi hum kisi bhooje waale ke paas investigation karne jaate the

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Anu

@buublly

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

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Daya: ohhh 😛, kitny Fresh aur mazy ky Cake Peaces hain 😛😛... Kaash ye Dono Nahi hoty tou Boss Mujhy...😳

Abhijeet (thinking after seeing Daya face 🤔): Daya Main Tery Mann ki Baat Buht Achy sy samjh raha hun 😃😃... Yaqeen kr Mera bhi Buht Dil hy Cake aur Nimko Khany ka 😛😛... (angry thinking 😡😡) ek tou FW walun ny Mujhy aisa Sikka diya hy jis kay Dono sides pr Head bana hua hy .. (rash 😡) koi bhi Dukandaar nahi leta wo Sikka .. sub kehty hain kay wo Jali hy 😉😉... (sad tone 😔) halanky Main ye bata bata kr Thak gaya hun ky ye Jali (Fake) nahi hy 😉😉.. Jali mein tou Sorakh (Holes) hoty hain na 🤣🤣... (glancing over Both and think again 🤔) khair Tu Fiker Mut kr 😳... aisa Chakker chalaon ga na 😈 kay Tujhy (cute thought 😳) Apni Mustache Nahi katwani parein tou Mera Naam Abhi Nahi...😉😉

PIC: 2

Daya: Salunkhy Sir, kuch mila Phir...?😉😉

Salunkhy: Boss, hy tou Wohi...👍🏼

Kevin: Salunkhy Sir, aap Sure hain na...?❓

Dushyant: haan Salunkhy Sir, Ek baar phir Confirm kr lijyey...😊

Freddy: arry jub, Abhijeet Sir ny keh diya tou samjh jao ky already Confirmed News hy ye...👏👍🏼

Punkaj: ye Baat tou aap ny Bilkul Theek kahi, Freddy Sir...😊

Daya: haan, Boss kabhi Ghalt ho nahi skta..😃😳

Salunkhy (confirm tone): aur hy bhi nahi Daya 👍🏼.. ye Pakka wohi Double Headed Sikka hy... 😊

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Salunkhy: Boss, ye Wohi Sikka hy 👍🏼.. Abhijeet wala... 😃😃

Tareeka: Sir, Hum ny is ka DNA test bhi kr liya hy... 🤣😉

Purvi: aur Us sy ye pata chala hy Sir...😊

Dushyant (added): kay Ye Usi Double Headed Sikky ka Chota Bhai hy 😳😳.. Ek Sholy ky Jai ky pass hy aur Dusra Humary Abhijeet Sir ky Pass... 😆😆😆

Freddy: Sir, ab kya socha hy..?🤔

Acp: matlab, ye Wohi Abhijeet ka Famous Double Headed Sikka hy, tou (murmur) Abhijeet Bilkul Saheh tha kay Nikhil aur Sherya Dono ny Isy Churany ki Poori Koshish ki hy 😉😉... Abhijeet nay Saheh socha tha ky Nikhil ny Yaqeenun isy is liyey liya hoga kay Us Larki ko Pata saky jis ko Abhijeet aur Daya, Sachin ki Heroine banana chahty hain aur Sherya tou Double Bonanza mein rehna chahti hy 🤢🤢... wo Dono FW ko Head bolein gy Apni Wish bata kr aur FW ko tou Malum hee Nahi hy kay ye Sikka Wohi Sikka hy jo Abhijeet ky pass hy aur Us ky Dono sides pr Head bana hua hy ... Buht Garbar hain ye Dono 😉😉... Kuch Bara hee Sochna paray ga...😡😡

PIC: 4

Abhijeet: wah bhae, karwa aaye Shave...😃😃

Daya: kya bataon Boss 😳.. jub sy Tum ny Mujhy bataya hay kay Acp Sir ny Nikhil aur Sherya ki Tight Class lii hy 😈😉 aur Dhamki bhi dii hy kay agar Dono, Mery aas pass bhi dikhy tou Un ki Naukri Khatam 😛😛... Yaqeen karo, Sub say Pehly Razer Khareedny bhaga tha...😆😆

Abhijeet: Maanty ho Mujhy...😳😳

Daya: aye Yaar sun

Planning Teri

Mujhy hr Mushkil sy

Nikalti hy

Jawabit nahi

Tera Abhi

Meri hr Khushi bus Tumhari hy...🤗

Edited by buublly - 10 years ago

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Veena..

@Veena..

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

Entry 1:

7/10

good china made phone and fire works by abhi sir 😆

Entry 2:

6/10

mission expose was also a good one 😃

Entry 3:

8/10

wah sike ka dosra bhai mil hi gaya akhir 😉

Edited by Veena.. - 10 years ago

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@ANGELICEYES

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

Entry 1 : 6.5/10
Entry 2 : 6.0/10
Entry 3 : 8.5/10

Edited by ANGELICEYES - 10 years ago

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Secret

@Twilight123

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

Wow...all the entries r hilarious.😆😆..liked all...👏

Entry 1# 8/10

The lab scene was most funny...😆😆

Entry 2# 7/10

Hilarious...good attempt..😆😆

Entry 3# 9/10

Wow...superb..🤣..it was too funny...The moving coin was too good...sikkay ka DNA test OMG...🤣

Nice idea by Abhijeet to see clean shave Daya sir...😉 and the last lines...really true...😉😛

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Forfriend

@Forfriend

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

Entry 1 - 7/10

Entry 2 - 5/10

Entry - 3 - 9/10

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Jackles

@Jackles

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

Entry 1: 8.5/10 👏

Entry 2: 8/10 👏

Entry 3: 9/10👏👍🏼🤣

Edited by saman0 - 10 years ago

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Reshma

@Reshh16

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#10

Entry 1: OMG!! Awesome yaar!! The lab scene was just 😆😆😆.. 8/10

Entry 2: Amazing man!! You guys write so well! 😆😆😆.. 9/10

Entry 3: The best of all 🤣🤣🤣

Sikka ka DNA test!! 🤣🤣🤣 .. Again mera aashirwaad writer ji!! 🤣

9.5/10

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Posted by: Wistfulness · 5 months ago

https://youtu.be/KU_QzX0fbQo?si=lSru7Z9Qc9-hsiCr I loved how politely yet bluntly Daya sir stated that ACP's shoes are impossible to fill and...

https://youtu.be/KU_QzX0fbQo?si=lSru7Z9Qc9-hsiCr

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Posted by: Prashant025 · 2 months ago

Btao kaisa laga episode 😋

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Posted by: SilverBell · 3 months ago

Give Your Options Here Everyone

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Posted by: Wistfulness · 4 months ago

https://youtu.be/IqFf_Gvjk6M?si=wSqvjrkevV4dORfu I recently found this 6 months old interview of Daya sir. He talks about the team planning to...

https://youtu.be/IqFf_Gvjk6M?si=wSqvjrkevV4dORfu

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Posted by: Wistfulness · 5 months ago

https://x.com/SonyTV/status/1917081409359122875?s=19 At this point we all know that CID cops are immortal. Abhijeet will recover from those...

https://x.com/SonyTV/status/1917081409359122875?s=19

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