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Posted: 11 years ago
#71
whate idea for killer taxi gd🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
#72
Read all the stuff right now and just can't stop laughing...🤣🤣🤣
GD and Visrom...you both rock!!👍🏼👍🏼
Just brilliant...🤣👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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This is my attempt at a funny story and there is all possibility its not...so please bear with it😳
In the bureau:

Daya is really bored and is playing with the paper weight.Suddenly the weight slips and falls off.

Abhijeet : Daya, ye kya kar di tumne?😲

Daya: Arre yaar sorry haath se gir gaya😛

Abhijeet: Agar ACP sir dekhenge toh dantenge, woh hamesha usko haath main ghumaate the..chalo ek naya waala laake rakh lete hai, aur usi wajeh thoda idhar udhar ghoomkar aate hain...
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Daya: Haan mujhe bohot bore toh ho raha tha! Chalo

Nik: Sir aap log kahaan jaa rahe hai?

Daya:Beta, abhi aate hi ...

Nik: Main bhi aao aapke saath?

Abhijeet (murmurs)Sab main tang adaate hai...Ab kaam par poora paani pher diya😡.Ok haan chalo.

Nik:Ek min sir main abhi aaya...
And comes back with Dushyant and Kevin with one or two more officers..

Abhijeet: Bas itna hi😡?Ok boss chalo warna ACP sir aajayenge

On the way they meet those unnamed officers

Nikhil sir! Kahaan jaa rahe ho sab log?😛

Daya: Ab kisi Nikhi ko bhi sir bulaata hai?😲😲

They all go out in a queue and they take out three cars ...and go

They pass in front on duo's favourite resturant

Daya: Mujhe bhook lagi hai, ek sandwich pack karva deta hoon

Abhijeet :Haan mere liye ek roll le lena

Daya: Haan teekh hai

And immediately , the other two cars also drop in and Nikhil copies Daya's order and all of them copy Nikhil's.
Daya takes the bill and is shocked to see 12 sandwiches and a roll billed.😆

To Manager: Ye kisne li?

Manager : Aapke Parivar sir

Daya: Mere?And turns back and almost faints too see all of them there.

Abhijeet is surprised to see Daya out so long and goes to see all of them standing

Daya:Ye log na mere order copy kiye aur ab paise bhi nahi laaye hai yaar

Abhijeet :tum mere liye bill bharte the ab dekho kya zamaana aa gaya...chalo ye lelo paise

And further they are scared to stop anywhere cause all the gaadis will stop and the see the shop where ACP sir bought his paper weight.

Before they go, they check their pockets to find if they have anything left and finally buy it on udhaar.

ACP Sir: Mere paper we.../

Abhijeet :Sir ye lijiye

ACP:Par tumhaare saaath kaise abhijeet?

Abhijeet :Sir ye humne bachchon ko diti khelne ke liye

ACP:Bachche?

Daya:Haan sir Nikku aur...

And they all arrive and stand in a line.Shake their hands with their necks straightened and say "Thank You Daya Sir"
And salute.😛

Abhijeet: Lo training mil gayi...ab yeh saare log aa gaye toh bureau main bohot garmi hogi yaar...teekh se neend bhi nahi aayegi

Daya: Arre boss, tum pehle sheep nahi count karte the kya neend aane ke liye?

Abhijeet: Haan toh?

Daya: Ab humaare team members ko count karlo 😆

Please give ur feedback😆😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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hahaha apooo that was superb yaar
last part is too good :-)
members counting instead of sheeps :-P
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Lovely Nsapo...😆👏
Great and hilarious job as first attempt...🤣👏
Thank you...😳😳
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Posted: 11 years ago
#76
wow GD and visrom di u both are awesome, these too were really funny 🤣
Edited by Veena.. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#77
Great one guys..🤣.🤣 Absolute stress busters .🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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@apoorva nice jokes, entertaining...u should write more and share here because it's really funny..tfs..hoping to read more.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great job apoorva especially ab members count kar lo sheep ki bijaye 🤣
Very good in first attempt 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
#80
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Good one Apu di😆

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