General Discussions #45 - Page 21

Originally posted by: sheroo9000

lol😆😆😆

here's one from my side😃

son: dad, who is mad???

dad: mad is a person to whoom if we try to tell anything he does not understand it. Do u understand?

son: no😆

Originally posted by: Bhavanab

Thank you sheroo,pp and mini.

Congrats to you as well PP

Originally posted by: neha_dna

OMG! What's going on here? 😲😆

Good to see you back in action PP 😉😃

And congrats 😊

Originally posted by: pinkpearl5

Hahah lol okay here's one from me 😆

What to give a sick pig?

Oinkment

Originally posted by: sheroo9000

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

Originally posted by: pinkpearl5

👏 Superb joke thanks 😆 Lol lol lol

Here

Once a thief enter in a home and finds a note on locker - "Please don't break the lock, Just push the button and it will open easily.
So he does the same But after doing that - Police arrives!
Thief Shouts: There is no value of Honesty!

Originally posted by: sheroo9000

hahaha😆😆 thats funny😆😆😆

take this one

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"

The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Originally posted by: pinkpearl5

Awww 😆 Bichara driver 😛

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