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Promo--
''Lights! Camera! Action!''
''Arrey issey kya hua?''
''Sir. Mr. ------ is dead!''
''Hello, Cid bureau! Kya? Cid mein khoon? Matlab?''
Guys. This came as an idea to me and this is just a funny one...
CID TEAM MEIN KHOON
The Cid office was as usual busy. Acp, Daya and Abhijeet are discussing an old case file which remained unsolved. The others are busy at their computers. Freddy walks in with some paperwork.
The phone rings. Freddy answers the phone.
Hello, Cid bureau! Kya? Cid mein khoon? Matlab? Kehna kya chaahtei ho tum?
He listens and is shocked. He hangs up and turns around as Acp and others come up to him. Looking at his expression, Abhijeet teasingly asks
Kya hua Freddy? Bhabhi ki phone kya?
Freddy replies, stuttering something inaudibly.
Acp gets irritated and asks
Hua kya Fredericks?
Freddy- Sir! CID team mein khoon hone waale hai!
Daya, while others get shocked- Kya?
Acp- Matlab? Freddy. Yeh prank call hai.
Freddy- Sir. Phone caller ne kaha ki aaj ek shooting hoga aur iss mein humaarei team mein kissi ka khoon hoga!
Acp- Sachin. Phone trace karo. Yeh prank ya dhamki- dekhna hai.
Sachin- Jee sir.
Few minutes later the whole team- the trio, Freddy, Sachin, Vineet, Purvi, Shreya left, in two jeeps, for a shack located in Lokhandwala, armed with loaded guns and bulletproof jackets.
When they reached, they found a security guard passed out on his table outside the shack.
Abhijeet- Arrey isse kya hua?
Daya shakes the man. He does not move. Smell of alcohol everywhere.
Sachin- Sir. (He sees the name tag on the man) P. B. Ginsh is dead!
[Note- p.b. ginsh is an anagram of ;) :P]
Abhijeet checks and says- Nahi. Zinda hai. Bahut hi zyaada jaru pi hai!
Acp- Chalo sab! Andar. Sab hoshiar raho!
The team enters and the whole shack lits up as a voice calls out- Lights! Camera! Action!
Minutes later the same voice says Cut!
A woman, followed by two men come up.
Yes? Kaun hai aaplog? Aur yaha kaise?
Acp- Suna hai yaha shooting hoga'.
Woman- Haan. Shooting toh ho raha hai! Aur humne extras nahi mangwaya! Yeh sab guns waapus rakh do.
Acp- Dekhiye. Mein Acp Pradyuman'
By then some more people came up. The Cid team realise what is happening. They put their guns in their pockets.
Acp- Mein Acp Pradyuman, Cid. Humaare paas ek call aya tha ki yaha pe shooting ho raha hai aur cid team mein mauth hoga.
Woman- Mein Nidu hoon. Director. CID, Onsy Television par.
[Note- again anagrams!! Lolz ]
Abhijeet- Oh! Aur serial ki CID team mein khoon hoga?
Nidu- Haan. Encounter hoga, ek character mar jaayga lekin who fake mauth hoga. Trps badane ke liye!
Abhijeet- Ain!
Daya- Toh CID team ki actors kaha hai?
The whole cast and crew of friswoker productions came forward.
Acp- I see. Aur kissne hummein yeh prank call ki?
Nidu- Pata nahi! Jo bhi hai, bahut idiotic hai. Lekin jab aap sab aa gaye ho, kyon na shooting dekh kar jao!
Freddy- Zaroor!
Sachin- Kyon nahi!
Vineet- Wow.
Purvi and Shreya- Jee haan!
Abhijeet, Daya exchange looks and look at Acp who looks back at them.
Acp- Theek hain. Bas paanch minute. Humaarei zyaada time nahi hai. Lekin agar next time aise call aate hai toh ussi aadmi ko girafter karunga, police time waste kar ne ke liye.
Nidu- Haan zaroor.
The CID team stay back to see the shooting of CID characters shooting in an encounter. When they go back, Daya and Abhijeet realise how much the characters are based on the real team, and people are their fans as well.
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