CID In 3 Idiots.

> After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call
> the world famous CID (ACP Pradhyuman & his team).
>
> ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi
> tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !!
> (Shaking his finger)
>
> (After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find
> out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)
>
> Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE
> aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon
> tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!
>
> ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!
>
> ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab
> me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde
> aadmi se !!
>
> (after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of
> joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)
>
> Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil
> hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi
> jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega

> (after playin with some colour changing liquids)
>
> Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta
> hu..iska khoon hua hai !!
>
> ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??
>
> Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek
> type computer and does some really fast typing)
>
> ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein
> kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao
> bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!
>
> (virus is brought to the bureau)
>
> Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya
>
> Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???
>
> Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??

> (daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)
>
> Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???
>
> Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu !
>
> Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu
> hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya
>
> ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!
>
> Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me
> campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi
> nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne
> mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek
> diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha
> toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye
> mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...
>
> ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath co-operate karo
>
> (virus leaves)

> ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me
> khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin??
>
> Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana
> chaiye...CID ko nahi !!
>
> ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar
> ke nikal gaya??
>
> Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?
>
> ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam
> karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check
> karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!
>
> Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!

> (they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour
> every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the
> breaks....SCCHRREEE ECH !!)
>
> ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke
> saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks. ..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se
> entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab
> apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!
>
> (after checking the campus)
>
> Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary
> mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman
> the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !!
>
> ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun
> hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai !!...Good work vivek
> !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !
>
> Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se
> iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi
> pata hoga !!
>
> ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

> (chatur in interrogation)
>
> ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??
>
> Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!
>
> Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room
> se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi
>
> Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai
>
> (Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)
>
> Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical
> helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya
> tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe
> dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya
>
> ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab
> nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI