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CID Vs The Terminator part 2

those who are not familiar with the movie terminator, read it HERE

those who missed the part one read it HERE

Team in Kajals house.

They bring Tipsy, the smart police dog and fredy brought an old pair of kajal's boots.

" smell Tipsy…smell…smell"

Tipsy (in her language): just say one time I am not deaf!

Fredy put that boots near his nose.

Tipsy : mai gaaad…Abhijit sir help me….this smell is gonna kill me….who the hell owns this stupid boots? Am flying for my life….help…help

Abhijit : fredy, tipsy is running. Looks like he got a clue, lets follow him.

Tipsy : got to hell people, why you are chasing me with that ugly thing?

She ran for her life and finally reached the rented house where the terminator lives. Am dead….cant run anymore…she stopped there.

Abhijit : this is the place where the thief lives.

Daya and abhijit get closer to the window, there they saw the terminator singing a song with the radio in mohd. Rafi's voice " oh mere jeevan satheee…theree"

"Look he is wearing that pink top!!!"

radio:"aakashavani, sanskriti varta ha shuyantam pravachaka…"

Chip: ouch! Ouch!

The terminator change the frequency and started listening and singing nother song in thalat mehamod's voice " jadoo ban ke teri aankho ne ruka….cant breath!!!!!"

Daya : abhijit, he is so dangerous…see what he is doing? He is just like our 'don' .

They saw him opening the laptop and searching for Sachin. He can see so many I hate sachin communities there.

Finally he reached IF and now he understand who the Sachin he is looking for. He find a thread "ASK ME CID QUERIS( not video requests) Prabha".

He posted his doubts in that thread.

Termi : I am the terminator. Where I can meet the CID team?

Visrom : welcome to the forum. This is the rules and regulations thread, go through it.

Termi : where does inspector Sachin lives?

Abhijit : mai gaaad…he is asking questions to cidians. They know everything about us. We have to stop him.

Terminator terminated his operation , disturbed by a knock at the door.

He saw a young man in front of him asking for a job.

Vivek : sir, will do cooking for you , washing, sleeping etc etc.

Chip: servant, servant

Termi (with a cough) : I am the terminator, you are appointed."

He got the information about forensic lab. He get in to a shop in search for guns, but what he get was a sword, stones and an axe.

He step in to the forensic lab. He can see a lady running over the treadmill with headphones .

He searched the lab . first he step in to Dr. Salunkhe's room. He found different wigs and garnier hair color. He looked at the mirror and put that wig on his head.

Next he go to sonali's room and found a long white chain and a suit case full of make up materials.

Chip: chest congestion…waring, warning. He started coughing and he demolished everything in lab with his sword and axe. When the lab was all over, he walked towards the lady on treadmill. She was still running with her headphones. The terminator rise the sword in one hand and walked towards her .

Chip: kill her!!!!

While he rise his hand because of the tension the button of the coat burst out and hit tharika.

Tharika : help…somebody shoot me..help…

Termi: I am the terminator. Can you smell fear?

Tharika: leave me alone. I cant smell anything. My nose is stuck.

She ran for his life and terminator ran behind her. He took the tranquilizer bottle (sedative drug prescribed by dr. salunkhe) and hit the bottle in to terminators mouth.

Chip: tranquilizer…warning..warning…

The terminator stood there for a while. And then he started laughing

" ha ha ha he he he huh u hu haaaa heee hu #*he *####*****!!!!he heh heheheeheheheheheh***////####

Originally posted by: visrom

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Why am i entering the story yaar...???

Originally posted by: visrom

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Why am i entering the story yaar...???

Originally posted by: chinnu_manikyam

Tipsy : mai gaaad'Abhijit sir help me'.this smell is gonna kill me'.who the hell owns this stupid boots? Am flying for my life'.help'help ...... 😆 😆 this one is too good chinnu.. bechari kajal.. 🤣

"Look he is wearing that pink top!!!" terminator ...wearing pink top.. 😆 😆

Visrom : welcome to the forum. This is the rules and regulations thread, go through it. ... 😆 😆 👏 👏 can't say anything..

Vivek : sir, will do cooking for you , washing, sleeping ..

Next he go to sonali's room and found a long white chain and a suit case full of make up materials.

Originally posted by: jiya1

Dr.Salu: wahi to ...meine sab jagah dhunda lkein wo bhi najar nahi aa rahi hein..wo roz subah jaldi aati hein..tumhe malum hein muzapar etana opressre hein to breakfast banane ke liye muze time nahi milata esaliye wo subah 6 baje lab mein aakar hum ho ke liye ande ubalati hein....lekin aaj wo bhi nahi thi...meine jo ande laye the kal wo bhi nahi the aur egg boiler bhi nahi tha