FUNNY STORIES - By CIDians - Page 105

Originally posted by: gadhadada

😆😆 Lovely and Hilarious...👏

Thanks VIS dii...😳

Originally posted by: visrom

Was just thinking of the new cops and this came to my mind...

Scene : Bureau

ACP: Abhijeet, tumhe pata hai, humare team mein 10 naye cops aane wale hain.

Abhijeet: 😲 Sir, dus?

ACP: haan dus, kyon, kya hua?

Abhijeet: Kuch nahi sir...kya koi bohot bada case aane wala hai?

ACP: Shaayad. Waise Daya toh aaj-kal bohot busy hai sirf disguise scenes mein aata hai, isliye Chitroley saab ko laga ki uski kami poori karne ke liye 10 cops ki zaroorat hai.

Yeh lo un sabke resumes aur photos. Ek-do din mein tumse aakar milenge. Sabko kaam samjha dena.

Abhijeet; Theek hai sir.

Shreya : 😆

Abhijeet: Kya hua Shreya, has kyon rahi ho?

Shreya: kuch nahi sir...😳 (unable to control her laughter)

ACP: Shreya!!! Tum jaanti ho na bureau mein hasna mana hai...???

Shreya: Haan sir...😳...and then 🤣

ACP: Shreya mere cabin mein aao...aur batao ki baat kya hai.

(and ACP goes to his cabin)

Abhijeet(low voice): Shreya, baat kya hai?

Shreya: Sir, jab main CID mein join hui thi, toh kaafi dino tak aapko mera naam yaad nahi tha...aapne ek baar mujhe 'Jhanvi' kehkar bulaya tha. 😉

Ab 10 naye officers aa rahe hain, toh aapko un sabke naam yaad kaise rahenge? 🤣

Abhijeet: 😲 to tum isliye has rahi ho?

Shreya: Haan sir...😆

Abhijeet: Kahin tum yeh baat ACP saab ko toh nahi bataaogi?

Shreya; ACP saab ke saamne jhoot bolna mushkil hai sir.

Abhijeet: Shreya, tum jaante ho na...jab tum khoon ke case mein phas gayi thi, toh maine tumhe kitna mehnat karke bachaya tha? Jub us jungle ke darinde ne tumhe apne vash mein kar liya toh kitna maar khaaya tha tumhare haathon?

Aur aaj tum ACP saab ke saamne mera bhaanda phodogi?

Shreya: Sorry sir...ab aap hi batayiye main kya karoon?

ACP: SHREYA!!! Mere cabin mein aao.

Shreya (rushes in): Ji sir

ACP: Bataao, kyon has rahi thi? Aur Abhijeet se kya phus phus kar rahi thi?

Shreya(quickly thinks of a lie): Sir, Abhijeet sir ne kaha ki aap aaj hum sab par April fool ka prank khelenge. Mujhe laga ki woh naye officers ka list April fool joke tha.

ACP: Abhijeet! Yahan aao.

Abhijeet(goes to ACP's cabin): Ji sir?

ACP : Yeh main kya sun raha hoon?

Abhijeet looks at Shreya, thinks that she has told ACP about how he had addressed her as 'Jhanvi' once.

Abhijeet: Sorry sir...aap toh jaante hain, mujhe bhoolne ki aadat hai...isliye ek baar mujhse galti ho gayi...aur maine Shreya ko 'jhanvi' kaha tha.

ACP: Achcha, toh yeh baat hai. Isliye woh list dekhkar tum itna pareshaan ho gaye.

Don't worry...tumhe sirf 2-3 officers ke naam yaad rakhne padenge. Baaki sab benaam honge. Sirf photo kheenchne aur cupboards ki talaashi lene ke liye aayenge.

Abhijeet: Thank you sir...main wohi sochkar pareshaan ho gaya ki in sab ke naam yaad kaise rakh paaonga.

ACP: Shreya...yeh April fool wali baat kahan se aa gayi beech mein? 😈

Shreya: Nahi sir...woh...

Chitroley(appears): Woh maine tum logon ko April fool banane ke liye woh list bheja tha. Darasal yahan 10 nahi 20 naye officers aane wale hain.

ACP, Abhijeet, Shreya: 😲 😲

Voiceover: Dekhiye CID har raat 9-11 baje, sirf Sony TV par.

(FYI, Aditya sir actually referred to Shreya as Jhanvi in the episode 'Khatre mein CID officer'. The one in which the lady cop Roma was killed)