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Originally posted by: drilabh

freddy- ho sakta hai dr taarika!

acp- ab yeh taarika kaha se aayi

abhi-nahi s-s-s-sir s-s-s-salunkhe saab phone kiya tha (glares at freddy)

acp- accha? theek hain lab mein chalo. dekhna hoga yeh dono kya kehna hain. tum dono, humaare saath aao..

ACP- Kuch toh gadbad hain. Abhijeet pata karo kaun hai yeh silent member! Daya saari member ki darwaaza toh do aur puchtak karo!

Abhijeet : Yeh kaise ho sakta hai, haien??? Humare sare videos aur jokes unke haath kaise lag gaye, haien??

At the bureau

Purvi- Daya meine kyon bulaye tumhaara acp?

Abhijeet- Behen. Tum kaunsa web designing company mein kaam karti ho?

Purvi- Sonali meri boss hain. Hum dono yeh company chaalti hoon.

Acp-Sonali. (Looks at Daya) Sonali?

Abhijeet- Behen, ab tum jaa sakte ho

Acp- nahin. Tum yahaa chup kar behtoh aur tumhari boss ko bulao yahaa pe.

Freddy: Sir par vo jail se kabh bahar ai. Lagta hai aap use phansi ka order dena bhool gaye.
ACP: Daya se poocho climax pe vo uske saath thi usne nahi diya use order. Mai to chala gaya tha wahan se.
Abhijeet: Sir vo vo sh vo shayad vo dard me bhool hoga.
ACP: Daya dua karo wo ye silent member na ho.
Daya: Sir mana vo culprit thi. lekin vo CHOR to nahi thi. Vo silent member nahi ho sakti.
Abhijeet: hm.. hmm.
ACP: freddy tum jao ye behas baad me kar lenge.
(Freddy leaves. after sometimes he cal ACP. )
Freddy: sar gadbad ho gayi.
ACP: Kya gadbad. Ek lagki ko nai la sakte usme bhi gadbbad. kisne ki gadbad?
Freddy: nahi sir vo sir. Vivek. nahi Daya sir. nahi abhijeet sir. vo sar bahut badi gadbad hai.
(ACP looks like he will smash his head in the wall. ERRRRR)
ACP: tum jaldi vapis beaurue me pahuncho.
Abhijeet(watching towards Daya talking to ACP sir): Sir kya hua Freddy ne aisa kya kaha ki app chila rahe hain.
ACP: kya pata uska kya matlab tha.

(Abhijeet goes towards Purvi and after talking something comes back)
ACP: kuya bat kar rahe the Purvi se.
Abhijeet: nahi sir bas aise hi
ACP: Bas. aise hi. nahi puch lo use bookh to nahi lagi, kahin pani to nahi peena.
Abhijeet: Sir ab aap sharminda kar rahe hain.
ACP: Kya Bhai-Behan ka pyaar hai wah.

(Abhijeet thought better to leave from here as quickly as possible he sees Daya standing )
Abhijeet: Bach gaye..
Daya: Muche to nahi lagta.
Abhijeet: Kya matlab. Dekho Daya tension mat lo. Saab thikh ho jayega agar mamla bigda tum purvi ko sab saach sacch bata dena. bas simple.
Daya: Simple. hmm. Kehna asan hai boss.


(Freddy enter with vivek and Sonali. everyone shocked. It was not the sonali they were thinking of)
(Suddenly ex[pressions of Daya and Abhi interchanged. Its the Sonali which was Abhi's ex- GF before memory loss)


Abhijeet: 😕Freddy ye tum kise le aye.
Daya: Sonali ko.😊
ACP: ye sonali hum to koi aur hi samjhe the.

Daya: Sambalo boss ab isse sambalo.
Abhijeet: ab to juban agayi tab se chup chap khare the.
Sonali: Mujhe yahan kyun bulaya hai.



Daya (now it is his turn to be sweet)- er.. behenji... kya tum purvi ki partner in crime ho?

Sonali- kaisa crime?

Purvi- (suddenly) sonali. pehle tum mujhe bolo tum daya ko kabse jaante the!

Sonali- mei toh abhijeet ko jaanti hoon!

Purvi- abhijeet?

Abhi- behen. pareshaan mat karo..

Sonali- Daya yeh kya ho raha hai?

Daya- kuch nahi behenji.. bas .. woh.. meine...

Acp(booming suddenly)- yeh kya akar bakar chal rahe hain? do jungli billi aur mera do officers nehen nehenji bakwass kar rahe hain! chup!

Acp (to the girls)

kya tum dono ne humaare secrets chor rahe ho?

Abh- s-s-s-sir woh aise kaise kar sakte hain?

Daya- haan sir woh nahi kar sakti hain

Acp-Grrrrrrr.....Uff!



Abhijeet: sir mujhe lagta hai galti hamari hi hai
ACP: tum dono ko bachane ke bare me soch rahe ho
Daya: Nahi sir galti hamari hi hai. aap chahein to forensics me check karwa sakte hai
Abhijeet: Sir ye threads shuru karne walon ko dhyan me rakna hoga age se ki members only post banayen.sir hamara data koi be access kar sakta hai chahe vo memeber bhi na ho
ACP: ye tume kisne bataya.
Abhijeet: wo sir. wo
Daya: phone aya tha.



freddy- ho sakta hai dr taarika!

acp- ab yeh taarika kaha se aayi

abhi-nahi s-s-s-sir s-s-s-salunkhe saab phone kiya tha (glares at freddy)

acp- accha? theek hain lab mein chalo. dekhna hoga yeh dono kya kehna hain. tum dono, humaare saath aao..

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well remember the spoof story I had posted "3 Idiots CID style"

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/cid/1324890/3-idiots-cid-style

well i joined CID community on Orkut and I found the story there too

with the name "3 Idiots Mystry solved by CID"

https://www.orkut.co.in/Main#CommMsgs?cmm=20990994&tid=5431230928964240454

well the person who had posted had given the name of source with thanks and all like this "HELLO FRNDS,
last night i joined indiaforum. over there i came across a post by name '3 IDIOTS_ CID STYLE"
It was posted by a girl by name prachi who received this spoof through an e-mail. this must b written by a true fan of CID.No other person could have portreyed their style (CID team's) accurataly.
I found it funny & entertaining so I thought I should share it with ALL OF YOU..
b4 posting it,
Speacial thanx 2 prachi for sharing this..."

So I didnt mind, given the fact that I had got the story as an email..

Originally posted by: sunnyp1414

ACP- Kuch toh gadbad hain. Abhijeet pata karo kaun hai yeh silent member! Daya saari member ki darwaaza toh do aur puchtak karo!

Abhijeet : Yeh kaise ho sakta hai, haien??? Humare sare videos aur jokes unke haath kaise lag gaye, haien??

Daya : Lagta hai koi hum sab par nazar rakha hua hai.

ACP : Mujhe lagta hai hum me se hi koi humare secrets chura raha hai. Us website mein jaao aur us blog ke owner ka IP address pata karo. Aur hum sab ke ghar jaakar computers check karo ki kiska IP address match hota hai.

Abhijeet : Sir, aap humpar shakh kar rahe hain?

ACP : Yeh koi baahar wale ka kaam kaise ho sakta hai? Koi humare website ka user hi yeh kaam kar sakta hai /ya kar sakti hai...

(one eyebrow raised towards Daya) Daya, aajkal Purvi kya kar rahi hai????

Daya : Sir...woh.....woh ek web designing company mein kaam kar rahi hai sir.

ACP : Looks at Abhijeet with a 'meaningful' glance.

Abhijeet ; Yeh aapka kya matlab hai sir, Purvi acchi ladki hai, woh yeh kaam nahin kar sakti.

ACP : Abhijeet, tumhe yaad hai isse pehle Daya ne ladki se dosti ki toh kya hua.....is baar bhi kuch aisa hi hoga. Jaao aur Purvi ko bureau lekar aao.

(Continue)

At the bureau

Purvi- Daya meine kyon bulaye tumhaara acp?

Abhijeet- Behen. Tum kaunsa web designing company mein kaam karti ho?

Purvi- Sonali meri boss hain. Hum dono yeh company chaalti hoon.

Acp-Sonali. (Looks at Daya) Sonali?

Abhijeet- Behen, ab tum jaa sakte ho

Acp- nahin. Tum yahaa chup kar behtoh aur tumhari boss ko bulao yahaa pe.

ACP : Abhijeet, yeh kya behen behan bol rahe ho? Aaj koi Raksha bandhan nahin hai...

(looks at Daya and Abhijeet)....tum dono yeh kaam theek se nahin karoge....is case ko lekar bohot emotional ho rahe ho dono.

Vivek, Tasha, tum dono jaao aur us Sonali ko yahan lekar aao.

Vivek : Yeh Sonali kaun hai sir?

ACP : Oh, tum dono tab CId mein nahin the.....Sonali kaun hai - yeh apne pyare Daya sir se poocho.

Vivek : Daya sir, Sonali kaun hai?

Daya : No answer.

Purvi : Daya, tum Sonali ko jaante ho???

Abhijeet : (Looking uncomfortable) Ab woh sab puraani baaton ko kyon yaad karna hai...Fredricks...tum jaao. Tum pehchante ho na Sonali ko.

Freddy: Sir par vo jail se kabh bahar ai. Lagta hai aap use phansi ka order dena bhool gaye.
ACP: Daya se poocho climax pe vo uske saath thi usne nahi diya use order. Mai to chala gaya tha wahan se.
Abhijeet: Sir vo vo sh vo shayad vo dard me bhool hoga.
ACP: Daya dua karo wo ye silent member na ho.
Daya: Sir mana vo culprit thi. lekin vo CHOR to nahi thi. Vo silent member nahi ho sakti.
Abhijeet: hm.. hmm.
ACP: freddy tum jao ye behas baad me kar lenge.
(Freddy leaves. after sometimes he cal ACP. )
Freddy: sar gadbad ho gayi.
ACP: Kya gadbad. Ek lagki ko nai la sakte usme bhi gadbbad. kisne ki gadbad?
Freddy: nahi sir vo sir. Vivek. nahi Daya sir. nahi abhijeet sir. vo sar bahut badi gadbad hai.
(ACP looks like he will smash his head in the wall. ERRRRR)
ACP: tum jaldi vapis beaurue me pahuncho.
Abhijeet(watching towards Daya talking to ACP sir): Sir kya hua Freddy ne aisa kya kaha ki app chila rahe hain.
ACP: kya pata uska kya matlab tha.

(Abhijeet goes towards Purvi and after talking something comes back)
ACP: kuya bat kar rahe the Purvi se.
Abhijeet: nahi sir bas aise hi
ACP: Bas. aise hi. nahi puch lo use bookh to nahi lagi, kahin pani to nahi peena.
Abhijeet: Sir ab aap sharminda kar rahe hain.
ACP: Kya Bhai-Behan ka pyaar hai wah.

(Abhijeet thought better to leave from here as quickly as possible he sees Daya standing )
Abhijeet: Bach gaye..
Daya: Muche to nahi lagta.
Abhijeet: Kya matlab. Dekho Daya tension mat lo. Saab thikh ho jayega agar mamla bigda tum purvi ko sab saach sacch bata dena. bas simple.
Daya: Simple. hmm. Kehna asan hai boss.


(Freddy enter with vivek and Sonali. everyone shocked. It was not the sonali they were thinking of)
(Suddenly ex[pressions of Daya and Abhi interchanged. Its the Sonali which was Abhi's ex- GF before memory loss)


Abhijeet: 😕Freddy ye tum kise le aye.
Daya: Sonali ko.😊
ACP: ye sonali hum to koi aur hi samjhe the.

Daya: Sambalo boss ab isse sambalo.
Abhijeet: ab to juban agayi tab se chup chap khare the.
Sonali: Mujhe yahan kyun bulaya hai.



Daya (now it is his turn to be sweet)- er.. behenji... kya tum purvi ki partner in crime ho?

Sonali- kaisa crime?

Purvi- (suddenly) sonali. pehle tum mujhe bolo tum daya ko kabse jaante the!

Sonali- mei toh abhijeet ko jaanti hoon!

Purvi- abhijeet?

Abhi- behen. pareshaan mat karo..

Sonali- Daya yeh kya ho raha hai?

Daya- kuch nahi behenji.. bas .. woh.. meine...

Acp(booming suddenly)- yeh kya akar bakar chal rahe hain? do jungli billi aur mera do officers nehen nehenji bakwass kar rahe hain! chup!

Acp (to the girls)

kya tum dono ne humaare secrets chor rahe ho?

Abh- s-s-s-sir woh aise kaise kar sakte hain?

Daya- haan sir woh nahi kar sakti hain

Acp-Grrrrrrr.....Uff!



Abhijeet: sir mujhe lagta hai galti hamari hi hai
ACP: tum dono ko bachane ke bare me soch rahe ho
Daya: Nahi sir galti hamari hi hai. aap chahein to forensics me check karwa sakte hai
Abhijeet: Sir ye threads shuru karne walon ko dhyan me rakna hoga age se ki members only post banayen.sir hamara data koi be access kar sakta hai chahe vo memeber bhi na ho
ACP: ye tume kisne bataya.
Abhijeet: wo sir. wo
Daya: phone aya tha.



freddy- ho sakta hai dr taarika!

acp- ab yeh taarika kaha se aayi

abhi-nahi s-s-s-sir s-s-s-salunkhe saab phone kiya tha (glares at freddy)

acp- accha? theek hain lab mein chalo. dekhna hoga yeh dono kya kehna hain. tum dono, humaare saath aao..

Salunkhe then opens his Koogle homepage and logs on to India-forums.com. then he comes to this information--

Originally posted by: bentogoa

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Registrant

vishal kale mumbai, maharashtra INDIA Email : miracles711@gmail.com Phone : 9325844321 Instant messenger : Updated Date : 03-Mar-2010 Creation Date : 03-Mar-2010

Acp- yeh kya?

Salunkhe- Boss mere informer Bentogoa yeh bheja mere liye tab mujhe pata chal gaya ek ajeeb baat...

(Continue 😉)

Originally posted by: drilabh

Everyone going to Forensic lab...

Abhijeet : Daya...main kuch der ke liye baahar jaata hoon....tum forensic ka kaam hone ke baad mujhe phone karo...

ACP :Kya phus phus ho rahi hai...Abhijeet tum nahin chal rahe ho???

Abhijeet : Nahin sir....woh..

ACP : Kya hua Abhijeet...pehle main Forensic ka 'F' nahi bolta aur tum nikal padte the...aaj yeh hich-khichahat kyon.

Abhijeet : Theek hai sir...chalta hoon...

Everyone goes to forensic.

Tarika : Kya hua Abhijeet....suna hai ki koi humare website se jokes aur videos chura raha hai...

Abhijeet doesn't reply.

Salunkhe : Kya baat hai...aaj saheb ka mood kharab kyon hai? Kya hua Daya...aaj Purvi bhi aayi hai...Aur yeh doosri ladki kaun hai? Pehle kabhi nahin dekha

Daya : Salunkhe saab...aap Flashback case mein nahin the...isliye aap inse pehle nahin mile hain.

Tarika : Accha...to aap log inhe jaante hain?

Continue....

Abhijeet: tarika tume ne batya tha ki hamar data koi be access kar sakta hai. aise kaise

Salunke: Mujse poocho. restrictions he nahi hain koi bhi read kar sakta hai
Abhijeet: aisi galti kaise hui
Salunke: Pata kar rahe hain. phele ye batao ye kaun hai
Freddy: sir hum vo silent memeber doondh rahe hain aur aap Sonali ki bare me puch rahe hai
Salunke: thanks freddy.

Salunkhe then opens his Koogle homepage and logs on to India-forums.com. then he comes to this information--

Originally posted by: bentogoa

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Registrant

vishal kale mumbai, maharashtra INDIA Email : miracles711@gmail.com Phone : 9325844321 Instant messenger : Updated Date : 03-Mar-2010 Creation Date : 03-Mar-2010

Acp- yeh kya?

Salunkhe- Boss mere informer Bentogoa yeh bheja mere liye tab mujhe pata chal gaya ek ajeeb baat...




(Continue 😉)



acp- ab kabse tumhara informer aa gaya?

salunkhe- acp, woh aap dekho. meine sirf mera bolene ki duty kar raha hoon!

Originally posted by: drilabh

Salunkhe then opens his Koogle homepage and logs on to India-forums.com. then he comes to this information--


Acp- yeh kya?

Salunkhe- Boss mere informer Bentogoa yeh bheja mere liye tab mujhe pata chal gaya ek ajeeb baat...




(Continue 😉)

acp- ab kabse tumhara informer aa gaya?

salunkhe- acp, woh aap dekho. meine sirf mera bolene ki duty kar raha hoon!

Originally posted by: visrom

This is very bad...

https://www.dayadarwazatoddo.co.cc/2010/03/abhijeet-got-chance-to-break-open-door.html

This content and video are entirely mine. 😡

See, https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/cid/1327858/abhijeet-darwaza-thodo.

I posted this in Jan.

Someone has copied it. 😡

u mean teh video of Behroopiya's next epi? that vid is on utube.

Originally posted by: Panchi-fanRamya

u mean teh video of Behroopiya's next epi? that vid is on utube.

I meant the content that is written...Abhijeet Darwaza thodo etc...and I made that clip myself (of course from Bhajansinghassi's channel which no longer exists)

Originally posted by: visrom

acp- ab kabse tumhara informer aa gaya?

salunkhe- acp, woh aap dekho. meine sirf mera bolene ki duty kar raha hoon!

suddenly on the floor in front of the door--

abhi-yeh kya!!

daya also stares at it

vivek bends down and then looks up at daya and abhi too looks at daya

the object was... no not laash hehe .... but a broken laptop

abhi- yeh tumhara hai?

daya- haan mera par yeh kaisa hua? mein toh bureau mei tha aur abhi abhi yahaa aaya

vivek- lakta hai kissi ne darwaaza toh diya, computer toot diya aur darwaaza bandh kar diya aur bhaag gayi

abhi- gayi? tum kissi ladki par shaq kar rahe ho

vivek- ho sakta hai sonali

abhi- vivek

vivek😕

abhi- ab samjha daya! kyon chaabi zaroorat hai?

daya-