The Big Battle started...G vs B

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Posted: 17 years ago
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The problems with GIRLS

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love me;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROU BLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST me.
If u SCOLD her, than u are idiot;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS his, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
If his father SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT them, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

As I had not posted all the above thing on this forum, the girls will swear that it's not true....... but if It was not posted than they would have said boys are selfish.....


It me Cool...! ... What about you girls...?
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Posted: 17 years ago
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One day at work I ran into bharat. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me. "sunny" he said, "Mamta and I are going to get a divorce".

I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"

"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."

"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed.

"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." ....he he ..😃

We are Boys ... difficult to change ... still cool... Now say how are you..

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Boys are not liar ... Girls ask them lot of question ... so boys says something which is totally irrelavent to their question... 😃 .. and then girl get confused😉

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Posted: 17 years ago
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this is all a lie, vinu!! 😆 😆 😆 everyone know girls are much better than boys!! 😛 😛 😛 you guys can not even be as good as us girls!! 😛
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: shruti_5

this is all a lie, vinu!! 😆 😆 😆 everyone know girls are much better than boys!! 😛 😛 😛 you guys can not even be as good as us girls!! 😛

Ok shruti here small Eg:😉

See The difference between Girl & boy...

[1] You throw a little girl a ball, and it will probably hit her in the nose.


[2] You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.

..Boys Don't Cry ... They fight😃

Boys can understand situation and others. But girls don't. They just look for what they need.😉

Edited by Believe - 17 years ago
Vitna thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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ello!!! galz r da best!!!! okie!!1 😆 😉
priyankap thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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oyee vinu.....
jo bhi ho...girls are best...u cant go ahead wthout em...😛

priya
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Posted: 17 years ago
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vinu ji no guy can imagine a world without girls...if girls weren't there then the life would have been totally boring 4 u...i mean 4 all the guys..😛

ok answer this question vinu - are girls more romantic or guys more arrogant😛😆
plz don't say anything else u have 2 choose either of them
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: *angel3000*

vinu ji no guy can imagine a world without girls...if girls weren't there then the life would have been totally boring 4 u...i mean 4 all the guys..😛

ok answer this question vinu - are girls more romantic or guys more arrogant😛😆
plz don't say anything else u have 2 choose either of them



hehe... good one angel!😆😆😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lolz... girls are the best... they are way better than guys..lolz

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