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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: Mev!

If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

^^ Thnx Mev...

too gud... very funny... 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: princezna

All of you must have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'. In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...' in which Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song. So, when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes in every sequence, the big question is: Why doesn't Waheda Rehman change her saree in the entire song?
The answer to this is simply amazing and no amount of head scratching will help you:


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And the answer is:


------------------- Answer !!!! -------------------


Because in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings the following lines:




'O mere humrahi,

meri bah thamen chalna,




badle duniya 'SAREE',



tum na badalna....

lol....good one! loved it! 🤣

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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: Mev!

If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

good ones 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you take anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
princezna thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
^^^ Thnx Shruti.. 😃

^^ Gud Ones Mev... 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago

LOL Grace..............😆lol lol😆 aaap ne ye kya kiyaaa....kaise kiyaaa😆😆😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
meri bhains ko anda kyun mara |: :@
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Posted: 17 years ago

Why did MEV keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Interviewar: what i s ur qualification?
MEV: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
MEV : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Posted: 17 years ago
Mev is in a public toilet ..forgot to bolt it from inside

vinu thinking that nobody's inside opened the door

seeing mev screaming at him closed it fast

again vinu opened the door and said sorry to mev....😆


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