Just Do Mazzak - Page 43

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^^^awwwwww.lol

Vidhi:Since I had treatment by a private doctor I've lost five kilos in weight.
Vinu: why?
Vidhi:The doctor's bill was so enormous I've been unable to afford to buy any food to eat.

😆 poor vidhi! 😛

lmao!!! dont call me poor!!😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

lmao!!! dont call me poor!!😆

i did not mean that poor...i meant the other poor ...like awwwww what will she do now....u see what i mean?!?!?!😛

Originally posted by: fly2me

i did not mean that poor...i meant the other poor ...like awwwww what will she do now....u see what i mean?!?!?!😛

hehe... u mean bechari!!!😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

hehe... u mean bechari!!!😆

yea!😆

A new teacher (vinu) was trying to make use of his psychology courses. He started his class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds,Vidhi stood up. Vinu said, "Do you think you're stupid, Vidhi?"

Vidhi;"No, sir, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"😉

P.S. vidhi, vinu is inactive so lets make as many jokes as we can for him😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

yea!😆

A new teacher (vinu) was trying to make use of his psychology courses. He started his class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds,Vidhi stood up. Vinu said, "Do you think you're stupid, Vidhi?"

Vidhi;"No, sir, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"😉

P.S. vidhi, vinu is inactive so lets make as many jokes as we can for him😆

lmao!!! good one!😆😆😆 i know! im soon goin to get anotha joke ab vinuji!!!😉

^^^^ ok,hurry...lol

Teacher (star): "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Vinu: "None."

star: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

vinu: "None."

star: "Can you explain that answer?"

Vinu: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Star: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Vinu: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Star: "Sure."

Vinu: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Star: "The one sucking the cone."

Vinu; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
😉

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^^ ok,hurry...lol

Teacher (star): "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Vinu: "None."

star: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

vinu: "None."

star: "Can you explain that answer?"

Vinu: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Star: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Vinu: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Star: "Sure."

Vinu: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Star: "The one sucking the cone."

Vinu; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
😉

lmao!!!!!!!!!!! good one!!😆

^^^^ thx vidhi!

Two law partners (vinu and usman)leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of
lunch Vinu slaps his forehead.

"Damn," Vinu says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."

Usman replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."

😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^^ thx vidhi!

Two law partners (vinu and usman)leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of
lunch Vinu slaps his forehead.

"Damn," Vinu says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."

Usman replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."

😆

lmao!!!!!!!!!! i heard dat joke just today!!!!!!!!😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

^^^^ ok,hurry...lol

Teacher (star): "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Vinu: "None."

star: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

vinu: "None."

star: "Can you explain that answer?"

Vinu: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Star: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Vinu: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Star: "Sure."

Vinu: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Star: "The one sucking the cone."

Vinu; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
😉

lol....nice one 😆