*Pooja realizes nug's ahem ahem wonderfull position and while trying to snatch the scissors out of pinky and lara' hand she ends up cutting 1 inch more*
*Vinu is laughing watching all dis hungama when Pooja cuts his pants also by half inch! 😆*
Nug angrily yells at Pooja and Lara: tum dono apan yeh paagl pan bandh karo aur koi idea socho mere pants ka kya karna hai... Aree tum loog kya socho gi..yeh lo vinu $50 ja ek naye pants leke aa jaldi wapas...
*Nug hands vinu $50*
Vinu starts singing..."Mere sapno ki raani kab aayegi tuuu"
And vinu puts the $50 in his mouth! 😆
nug grabs vinu by the ear twisting it till he spits the 50 dollars back out,
"bewakoof jao mere pants leke ao aur agar tumne aur koi ghalat kaam kiya to tumhari sapno ki rani male central jail mein mile ga samjhe na"
Vinu: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa................kaise....!!! you mean she kill you..n move to jail....noooooooo (dharam ji style main) 'Maaaaaaaaaaa kassamm main aisa nahe hone dooongaa.......'
Nug: "vinu tum abhi tak kyon kare ho jao abhi mein late ho raha hoon meeting ke liye"
Vinu: Papa app itne emotional kyun ho jata hain..
*Vinu starts laughing*
Nug: take the 50 dollars i gave you get on your tricycle and go get me some new ones? quickly chief minister gracy doesnt like anyone being late!!!!!
Nug turns to lara
"oi naukrani tum ko kyon hasi aa rahe hai? jao mere jhoothe saaf kar ke lao"
"pinky sweetheart yeh lo $200 aur apni behen ko kahin ghoomne lejao"
*Cheif minister gracy, sick and tired of waiting for nug, herself decides to come to nug's house*
*She comes in her mercedes with all her security and enters nug's house area*
she sees nug standing in his underwear and and saya
"ahem ahem commisioner saab aap ko garamie lagi hai kya, aap apni chaddi mein kyon kare hain??"
Nug pinches himself to check whether he is dreaming and then finally after compiling himself says"chief minister sahiba aap yahaan"
"haan mein yahaan maine socha hamari meeting hai aur aap abhi tak nahin aaye toh mein chali aati hoon" says cm gracy
"erm accha teek hai mein aane wala tha lekin......."
"kya aap bina pants mujhe dekhne ki liya aarahe the...erm commisioner saab aap larkiyo ki sandal kyon pehne hain?" cm asks
"erm...baat yeh hai....erm...ke....dekhye erm main....." nug stammers
"kya kuch kahenge ke aise hi buck buck karenge?" cm says
mrs sapna walks in
"hai allah aap kya kar rahe hain nug ji" she asks looking at him standing there in khakhi shirt smily undies and womens sandals
"aacha aap mari nahin ab aapi ki kami thi ab woh bhi poori hogaye" he mumbles
"KYA KYA BHOLE" she retorts
just then sehny,adity and punbji come running from the garden with water baloons and water guns and throw a water balloon which hits the budhi in the face she falls and screams
"HAI MEIN MARGAYE" and faints (nothing had changed there then)
"sehny takes aim with his water squirter and shoots at adity who ducks and it squirts cm gracy in the face
"OMG cm sahiba i am so sorry yeh bache toh yuhin khel rahe the i am so sorry"
he rushes over to clean up her face with his hankie she snatches it and throws it on the floor picks up sehnys pistol and squirst nug head to toe
"dekho agar tumhe yeh meeting chaiye to aajana office mein aur pants bhi le aana idiot bewakoof kahin ka"
she leaves with her entourage
nug tuns to vinu
"budhi ko utao aur next door pekh doh aur phir chalti bus ke aagaye leth jao and tum sab ghar saaf karo aur phir sau jao and for godsake MERE LIYE KOI PANTS LEKE AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he shouts
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