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Posted: 16 years ago

#641

Tu chand mange main chand de don,

Tu rat mange main rat de don,

Tu dil mange main dil de don,

Tu jan mange

Bas kar yaar! Bheek mangne ki be koi limit hoti hai.

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Posted: 16 years ago

#642

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#643

Nothing in nature is 4 itself

Rivers don't drink their own water

Trees don't eat their own fruit

Sun doesn't give heat 4
itself
Flower don't spread fragrance 4 themselves

Living 4 others is the way of life...!

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alwyz_with_u

@alwyz_with_u

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Posted: 16 years ago

#644

hi evry1 amazing smses

hre's 1 4m me

Aasuon ke chalne ke awaz nahi hoti,

dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti,

agar hota Khuda ko har dard ka ehsas,

toh use dard dene ki aadat na hoti

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alwyz_with_u

@alwyz_with_u

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Posted: 16 years ago

#645

hey hre's another one

If medicos started making films, names would be:

Pulse ho na ho,

Janam aspirate karo,

Kabhi Jaundice Kabhi Malaria,

Hamara Stetho aapke paas hai,

Vasectomy kiya to darna kya,

Doctor No.1,

Har Dil Jo Surgeon Banega,

and lastly there'll be a fight for da most popular title.........

Maine MBBS Kyon Kiya

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#646

Hello...welcome here😊

lol

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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alwyz_with_u

@alwyz_with_u

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Posted: 16 years ago

#647

hi, hre are some more sms

Do you have a Band aid?

Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

For the world you are somebody,

but for somebody, you are the world!

Lots of love,

Somebody.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#648

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

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Anila

@Annu..

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Posted: 16 years ago

#649

sardar to sardarni...... darling aj koi eho jhi romantic gal kar k mere
dono pair zameen tay na lagan 😍 😍

sardarni...... .. beghairta, phansi lag ja 🤢