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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#631

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#632

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#633

Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!

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Soni

@Dreamy_Girl03

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#634

Our past is Experience.Our present is Experiment & our future is Expectation. So we should use our Experience in our Experiment to achieve an Expectation

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#635

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#636

.- -. .- -. If You
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What You Will
See
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'. ( Miss ( .'

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'. ( Miss ( .'
'. ) You ) .'

So Much

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#637

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother's lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#638

Garma garam Biryani ki daig sirf aap k lye:

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Chlo ab zada muskrao nhi.

Dho ker wapis ker daina.

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#639

Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko SmS krny sy dil ki bemari ho skti hy.

To phir aj sy BAND

SmS?

Ary nhe Baba!

NEWSPAPER.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#640

hehe

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

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