Nationwide alert - Page 4

Originally posted by: radev2010

misti :

Good one ! 😆

so, washing with dettol soap didn't help 😕

-R

Thanks radev2010.

Dettol soap is of no use. The scientists are still working on the antidote but the problem is that they are also scared of coming in contact with this mad cow, so they do not have any test samples to work on. Message has been sent to WHO and next week there will a meeting at Geneva.

Originally posted by: misti73

Ahhh so now you don't wory about Dev but worry about your husband.........I thought you will tell the mad cow to leave Dev alone and to take your hubby in his place.😉

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misti ... what !!! ... you think i care abt radev's happiness more than my own 😆 Dev more than my hubby? 😉
Hmmm ... maybe the amount of time I spend worrying abt their future might have given you that idea😊

I loved your post. But I still pray that the cow didn't touch him...let it only be a dream

Always being on the leading edge of jounalism (VT had the first ever interview with the mad cow last week and excerpts were printed in the forum), I just signed up for a lifetime subscription to Vrindavan Times

US, being a leader in clinical research, has a new vaccine now. I convinced my hubby to sign up for the experimental vaccine to counter the effect of Vishakha Mad Cow Disease. He has a built in immunity generally speaking, but I could not see him suffer if he came into close proximity of the VMC!

Originally posted by: misti73

Reported in Vrindavan times

I am very sad to report that a well known personality has been suddenly attacked. The persons name is Dev Raj Purohit. He holds a very important position in the religeous court
of India. For people who don't know about religeous courts, they do
exist in India and are presided over Mahants and sadhus or holy men. Its
very easy to spot these holy men or mahants....they have great liking
for caves, keep snakes and cows as arsenal and can pop up where ever and
when ever they want to.

Dev Raj Purohit

Unfortunately one doesn't need to betouched by this animal to be infected. Even close proximaty of this animal will effect others. One of the trademark symptoms is that people loose the ability to talk and their brain dissolves completely. They can only stare and nod their heads. Sometimes that is accompanied by the dilation of pupils.

Sadly Dev was physically attacked by this animal and scientists have named it as Vishaka Mad Cow. Its on a rampage and specially attacks married men. He was jumped up and touched by
this mad cow.<font color="#0000ff"><font color="#000000"> A nationwide red alert has been sounded for this extremely dangerous animal. The name of this mad cow is Vishaka and the disease smptom is called Vishaka cow disease. </font></font>Unfortunately until now it has only been kissing and touching toads so this the first infected human case.



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omg that is soo funny lol

Originally posted by: lux123

lol dat so so funny n hilarious🤣🤣 with pictures superbly outstanding misti👍🏼

Thank you. I am glad that you liked it. 😊

Originally posted by: rajsri

😆 😆 😆
misti ... what !!! ... you think i care abt radev's happiness more than my own 😆 Dev more than my hubby? 😉
Hmmm ... maybe the amount of time I spend worrying abt their future might have given you that idea😊

Originally posted by: samia siddiqui

I loved your post. But I still pray that the cow didn't touch him...let it only be a dream

Originally posted by: hotie

omg that is soo funny lol