who we watched to our tv sets glued
With laughter and fun of many colors hued
Oooh what charm he did exude
We loved how he teased Miss R the prude
The tricks he played, had her mind all screwed
But then we lost our cool dude
For in his heart romance brewed
With clutched hearts we viewed
as Miss R he ardently pursued
Oh was he ever so stewed
As his love she pooh poohed
And when venom from her mouth spewed
oh so sombre turned the mood
In her love he became all unglued
We cried and prayed to St. Jude
Oh please, give us back our cool dude
Now he's back all tatoooed
And our love for him is renewed
Happiness can no longer us elude
'cos he's back, our cool dude.