Ranting Paradise [Strictly IO] - Page 56

Originally posted by: Artist_Forever

Sanju, you know what's the most important thing now?😉

Originally posted by: -Wandstruck.

What? Tell me twinnie

M U S T. R E A D

Hilarious

"Yeah I've heard those Women rules a hundred times...Its time you'll hear the Men's side of the story..." He smiled at the two of us...Rhea and I looked at each with raised eyebrows, wondering what was coming next... "These are our rules! I would recommend you use a pen and a paper, but never mind!"

He then paced the room back and forth and began-

"1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down."

Rhea and I had scandalized looks on our faces, disgusted with the rule he had just stated, but he paid no attention and went on...

"3. Sunday sports, it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be." He shugged... "4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!" He looked at me, as if trying to say, 'Especially you!'...I looked at him daggers, and he chanted on...

"6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for." He shrugged again, while Rhea and my mouth opened in shock at the blatant and blunt statement...

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days." I shook my head disgusted, as Armaan winked at me while stating that one...

"9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us." Armaan shrugged as if it was the simplest fact known to mankind...

"10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!" Armaan grinned down at us, while we continued giving him murderous glares..."11. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself! 12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...!" I massaged my head, trying to look as disinterested as I could, but Armaan wouldn't stop...

"13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 15. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..." Our mouths dropped open again at that curt insult, but Armaan paid no heed to that either..."16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear! 17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really! 18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey!" I rolled my eyes and shook my head...I began to murmur, "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" ; loud enough for Armaan to hear, but if he would have listened to me, he wouldn't be Armaan!

"19. You have enough clothes and finally no. 20. You have too many shoes! So stop SHOPPING! Leave something for the others as well!" Armaan sighed, and slopped into the seat opposite us, exhausted with his non-stop talking... "Phew! There!" He grinned at us...Rhea and I looked at each other one moment, and the next moment, pounced on him, trying to beat him black and blue!

Originally posted by: Artist_Forever

My bday thread might go global

*greedy mind*

*low hopes still*

Im so freaking right now!😆

Originally posted by: Artist_Forever

^Not so shameless Dude 😆

Originally posted by: KrishnaPriyaa

The banner is so pwetty Sanju 😳