~H.G.O.R.C. #531~*- $~Invites Only~$ - Page 62

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Thank GOD
Mre mobil k sare button theek hain

Sorry 2 distrb u:-)

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MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan ...?

BETA : apni Jaanu k messages.;-)
Ammi Jaan:-)

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! 😆

Girl: Ye jo samne Larka betha hai is ka name kya hay

Waiter: yeh apne
.. Haleem
Bhai hein
Girl: yeh mujhe aik ghantay se pareshan kar rhay hain.
Waiter: magar woh to aap ki taraf dekh b nahi rahay??
Girl:Yehi to pareshani hai..!!

Moral:

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????😆

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Mera kam blood supply karna hy. ye faltu baten FARAZ se pucho.

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CLOSEUP se daant saaf kren,
PEPSODENT se mazboot kren,
COLGATE se fresh kren,
Agr phr b white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..

HARPIC
Use kren..

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AFRIDIs SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain

AFRIDIs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,
advertisement hoga.

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