Beheno, SRK's Happy New Year will make up for Gormint's fiscal deficit. The philam did a binness of 90 cr. in the weekend and is sexpected to gross over 400 cr in its run, excluding satellite rights.
Ab aisan philam ko tribute toh devega padi.
But phirsht of all, this dhyaan dene yogya excerpt from SRK ji's 8 packs inter(shirt)view.
When asked why he had so many actors along side him, his impassioned reply contained rhymes on lack of script, dearth of story being compensated with battalion of actors.
No surprise, I lau SRK. I mean I lau dilliwalas, their outright honesty and self deprecating sense of humor. Later he also informs how he pulls up his shirt till his chin even while taking out his wallet so that everyone can have a generous view of his aibs... errr abs.
That said, since I am in no mood to spend 300 bucks on India Wale or Ms Padukone's "lovely" body, the vishesh tippani aka anal-itches will be wonly for randomly appearing conflagrations, disappearing clothes and human bodies made of Gypsum/Asbestos plates.
Samjhe? 😉
Today's case study be Manwa Laage in the mesmerizing vocals of Saccharine Ghoshal and Ari-yawn-jit Singh.
And no, I am not going into the musical aspects, that requires no vishesh tippani, and why go there when the visuals offer your starved brain enough feast to last a day? 😉
So it all begins with your jhola came in my hands by mishtake. (Point to be noted, 5 admees and wonly one ladki in this gross hormonal imbalance. Bahut na-insaafi hai re 😭 😭)
SRK flashes his dimples that I can't see behind the cobwebs. 😡
He also sports Malinga hair-do, golden flames amidst black Loreal Hair color and a pony tail of the same width as Ms Padukone. 😕 😕
Mohini (Ms Padukone) then mixes dreaming with dancing, hazards being fires erupting in coffee mugs. Another point of nainsaafi. All get thadi ki chai save Charlie (SRK) getting filter caapy in ceramic Mug.
Next cums hand dandiya and trip fall catch, resulting in paper cartons catching fire. You get the hidden meanings? Charlie and Mohini have "firey" chemistry. Like Potassium in air catching fire. ☺️ ☺️
This firey chemistry becomes full fledged conflagration in early morning railway track jog. (Word of caution for young bitiyas and bitwas, pliss to no run on railway tracks )
The area on Charlie that catches fire makes for an awesome Eno/ Hajmola Ad. 👏 Also Bhai kaunse fire resistant material ke bane ho? 😲 😲 The kaali shirt goes up in flames leaving behind, Charlie's perfectly waxed, oiled torso for men's salon advertisement.
By now rest of the cast is furiously concerned abt water supply to curb the fire works. Especially Abhishek Bacchan. who sways more than Ms. Padukone's kamariya in "Lovely" while praying to god, no more phire pileej.
But too late, the pooja ki thali already caught fire.
The upshot is that Charlie and Mohini (who will obviously have a happily ever after) must decorate their suhaag raat bed with red fire extinguishers instead of red roses. Bas.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDg5Kev1pAU[/YOUTUBE]
Err saary phor double posht.
Edited by cineraria - 10 years ago
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