Shiv - anandiii...meri pranpriyee...sirf main janta hoon ki yeh aath (8) ghante aapke bina ... aapse itni door maine kis tarah guzare hain...β€οΈ
Anandi - hmmm...to collector saab saara din office me bus mujhe yaad karte rehte hain...aapke district ka uddhaar kaun karega !
Shiv - arre aapki photo hamesha meri jeb mein rehti hai...jab bhi koi problem face karta hoon ...bus aapki tasveer ko dekhte hi woh gayab ho jaati hai ..π
Anandi - achcha...phir to aapki aadhi tankhwaah muhje milni chahiye..dekkha main aapke saare problems ka ilaaj hoon π
Shiv - woh to hai...π..main aapki tasveer dekhta hoon...aur phir apne aap se kehta hoon...ab isse badi problem meri life mein kya ho sakti hai π
Anandi - kya...π‘
Shiv - arrae mazaak kar rahaa hoon ..π...itna bhi nahin samjhti meri mother teresa...hmmm...aur paas aaiye na...β€οΈ
Anandi - shiv...βΊοΈ...bus...βΊοΈ...π³...bohut ho gaya..abhi nahin...
shiv - anandi...main jab bhi aapke paas aata hoon..to aapko mirchi kyon lag jaati hai ..π‘
anandi - shiv ...main aapka deo tolerate nahin kar sakti...
shiv -- achchaaa..π‘.. aur jo mujhe romance ke chakkar me roz aapke baal chabane padten hain , unka kya..boliye madam !
anandi - please shiv..aapkii issi chabane ki aadat ki wajah se mere saare curls gayab ho gaye hain..π
shiv - shukr hai...π...nahin to aisa lagta tha jaise aapne chudiyan latkayeen hui hain..π
Anandi - uff..shiv aap bhi na !
Shiv - achcha ...chudiyon se yaad aya...bade din ho gaye...maine aapko chudiyan nahin kharideen...aaj chale kya ..π
Anandi - jee nahin...mujhe khana banana hai...π
Shiv - main aisa karta hoon, collector se cook ban jata hoon...issi bahane cooker ke seetiyon ke shor mein hi hum kuch romance kar lenge..β€οΈ...
Shiv - kya baat hai anandi..aap kuch serious hain..waise koi nayee baat nahin hai...phir bhi ..π
Anandi - maine aapse ek baat chupai hai..am sorry shiv...π
Shiv - arre mujhe to iski aadat hai...main itna ullu ban chuka hoon aapke hathon...ab bata bhi dijiye..yeh kuch bohut hi khatarnak raaz lag raha hai ..π
Anandi - woh subah se kaamwali nahi aai...aur nathu apni girlfriend ki problem solve karne gaya hai...to subah se saare jhoothe bartan kitchen mein aapka intazaar kar rahen hai ..π...aaj kuch zyada hain !
Anandi - main aapke liye chai bana kar lati hoon..aap phataphat pe lijiye ..phir saare bartan dho dijiyega..π...achcha idea hai na kitchen romance ka π
Anandi - arre haan...jab aap chai pee len...to chai ki crockery ko bhi dhona mat bhooliyega...π³...kal subah subah phir zaroorat padegi na π
Shiv - anandi...suno to...not fair π‘...hai re meri kismat...aur bhi gham hain zamane mein mohabbat ke siva..yeh to mera dialog tha...patniji ne ise saabit bhi kar diya ..π
Shiv - biwi ke ishq ne nikamma bana diya is collector ko...warna hum bhi aadmi the bade demand mein β€οΈ