Take 0: Satyanashing 17 - Invite Wonly! - Page 20

Originally posted by: savvy05

<font color="#006600" size="2" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">😆 Shoomie, whattay update with a personal touch⭐️ So you recommend it?</font>

Originally posted by: DrShuenmial

But Laila oh Laila milna hai Rudr se akele was there no at the wedding?

Originally posted by: DrShuenmial

Before I begin let me make one thing clear Shoomie is no season ticket holder of HSI and following is a Shoomified version of today's episode and may or may not have factual errors so those of you who have season passes please to correct!

Episode starts with honewala in laws trying to milk money out of ladki's father at the lashht minute ok the cynics who are going huh how unique! I say count your blessings that there is no "nahin yeh nahin ho sakta" or "dil ka dauras". Ladki's dad makes it clear that he has girvi'd the house already and there aint any moolah left. Then honewalas play the "its for your daughter's happiness" card babuji goes no dice then they try why dont you ask the Bill Gates of Bhopal AKA ladki's maamu and ladka's pujya pitaji. Babuji goes no dice again NOW the honewalas go to the baap of all TV/movie allegations i.e ladki's chaal chalan in the mean time Bill Gatesji senses trouble and walks in so the honewala saasuma, sasurji and sasuma's bhayyaji go to bat blaming baby Bill Gates (B)for trapping or misguiding their honewali bahu rani! Mrs. Bill Gates (B) trashes the allegations and goes my ladla beta is in Bangkok partying ( way to go lady sending kunwara beta to BANGKOK for party! YOU THR MOM!) Right at that min ladka is shown walking in to the house ( what seemed like title song playing in the back ground) Mrs. Gates (B) walks out dragging baby Gates (B) with her and goes what the hell are you doing here you are supposed to be in Bangkok? Ladka goes Mirza Saab ( ? Driver) fainted ( jee haan yaha bhi) I took him to the hospital and missed the flight. Then he asks what is going on inside (finally a perceptive bitwa in soapland) mumma shushes him saying chote city, chote log asking dahej but its none of your bees wax you go back to the airport right now! Bitwa goes what non sense why would you guys want bitiya marry into a house like that.
Here the honewalas bargaining/ accusing/ continues honewale sasuma dares Mr. Gates (B) to call his son and ask if kuch kuch ho raha hai between him and ladki. Mr. Gates (B) gives them dont mess with my kids chetawni and agrees with ladki's babuji's "nahin" to more money saying eventhough 40lakhs is peanuts compare to what humri begum spends on lipistick every month its the principal and you guys dont deserve hamari pyari bitiya! Way to go Gatesji YOU THE UNCLE! Mr. Gates(B) calls ladka to find out what the deal was and as soon as some one answers he starts rapid fire with out even waiting for a hello from other side( this is soap land people) guess who was on the other side... Ladki (no points for guessing, and those of you who didnt shame on you Shoomie ki naak katvayi) babuji goes on saying Groom's parents are saying there is kuch kuch between you two what do you have to say for that. Ladki is shattered and speechless! Aage kal...
Oops firgot to mention while the bargaining/mudslinging was going on near the mandap in ladki's room bitiya was shown getting ready and mumma putting bhari bhari ghehene on bitiya, customary emo scenes,little bit of teasing between mumma and (?) bitiya's sister. Then the moshht important discussion on "perfect patni" playbook. Mamma says pati is first, God and rest have to wait; make up vake up, jevar geevar sajna dajna all for patidev wonly rest of the world be da...
Ladki asks does every pathi in the duniya deserves such respect ? Mamma goes I dont know about rest of the world but whoever( lagta hai mummyji ko script leak ho gaya) my bitiya marries is lucky or something like that...

side note: maa... Oops that tour is over right if I sound cynical describing such a beautiful scene kya hai na hum aise hi hain!
True story after my wedding we were leaving to my in laws house and everyone was at the door to see us off I said bye and started walking away to my sister and cousins utter dismay, one of them came close and whispered act a little sad I was like huh? Then I hear another cousin whispering to my sister shd I go and pinch her secretly may be that 'll make her cry a little... Todate this story has been told at every single wedding in our extended family!! In my defence I was going there only for few days to return to mayternity home to finish my internship!

So there you have it ladies HSI as seen by Shoomie! Ladki's babuji's vehement nay with out the usual histrionics is done nicely! Title Song is nice!

Precap: thappad gate ( jee haan yahan bhi) but this one is bitiya giving one to the groom for asking Dahej!! You go Ladki!!

Oops EBP maamu be Bill Gates of Mumbai please to replace (B ) with (M)! Muchas Gracias!!

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

<font size="5" color="#ff0000">Damn Shoomie - if you're gonna be doing SSN on this weird-ass soap everyday, then please to let me know.</font>

<font size="5" color="#ff0000">I'll start reading WU - at least!😃</font>

Originally posted by: Vistaa

Hola Sahelis...

Thanks Shoomie for the bhunderful update on BI...ab lagta hai watch karega padi. 😊

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

<font size="5" color="#ff0000">Can I ask iss-stoopid question?</font>

<font size="5" color="#ff0000">Are the show initialsBI or HSI? Imma confused.😕</font>

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

Can I ask iss-stoopid question?

Are the show initials BI or HSI? Imma confused. 😕

Originally posted by: DrShuenmial

J, HSI ( high school inthehaa) be eshpeshally for satyanashers! Show is called beinthehaa!

Originally posted by: savvy05

I did watch the episode Psy. Liked it way better than yesterday, the story is actually moving. Felt rather inaccurate to comment on it today as I want to see how it plays out tomorrow. Paro is going to be ostracized by the village and will be of no help to Rudra. Rudra in spite of trying his best, is going to be frowned upon by his superiors for having no proof.. this promises to be an interesting stalemate.