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Called @ vodafone customer care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Me:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Me:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Me:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu

Me:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Me:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Me:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Me:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai

Girl shocked, i rocked

..

Originally posted by: --Hunter--

Called @ vodafone customer care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Me:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Me:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Me:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu

Me:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Me:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Me:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Me:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai

Girl shocked, i rocked

..

haha 🤣

😳

design concepts...

1. architecture
2.abstraction
3.pattern
4.separation of concern
5.modularity
6.functional independence
7.information hiding
8.refinement
9.refactoring
10.aspects😡

abstraction
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while solving problems, obtained solutions can have different level of abstraction😆
in broad sense->high level abstraction
in detail->low level abstraction->implemented directly to design.

procedural abstraction->sequence of instructions replaced by a specific function.
eg: open a door

open replaces-> move towards the door, reach out, turn knob,pull the door, walk out😳

data abstraction->replace collection of data with data objects.
eg: door
door properties->weight,dimensions,operations,mechanism of opening😳

architecture
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architecture involves different structures in software system, its different architecture styles,patterns...

in simple sense->manner in which in these components interact...
in braod sense->architecture styles used, patterns used...

ADL architecture design languages...

properties in archi design...
1.structural properties.
2.extra-functional properties
3.family with related systems

models...
dynamic model
process model
functional
framework model
structural models

pattern
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pattern in name of insight referring to essence of proven problem.
pattern refers to how generalization of problem solution

we look for
1. whether particular pattern could be applied for current problem
2.new pattern can be built with existing patten but different fun/beh domain in implementing
3.whether pattern can be reused😳😳

Originally posted by: Naina...

🥺

nainu😳😳😳🤗

kya hu tere dil ko😲

Yaha kisine mujhe miss kiya ki nahi? 😒

Originally posted by: ajoop

nainu🤗

kya hu tere dil ko😲

Kisini thod diya