|| The Return Of Quackers || CC #1 (I.O) - Page 5

Originally posted by: xPalkix

Aman,

I can't wait to talk about her future films!

Hope she comes out with amazing films.

Anyways bye bye ;)

Originally posted by: xPalkix

Thanks Zoe!

I only realised now, not that I care much, only the colour changed 😆

But thank you ;)

Originally posted by: .nimmi.

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?

A: Quackers and Milk.

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

A: A firequacker!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: What says "Quick, Quick!"?

A: A duck with the hiccups

Q: Why do ducks watch the news?

A: For the feather forecast!

Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?

A: Count Duckula

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

A: To the Ducktor

Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?

A: I hope we Quack this case.

Q: What did the duck say to the banker?

A: My bill is bigger than yours.

Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?

A: The outside!

Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?

A: His Quackpack

Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

A: Because it was too far to walk.

Q: Which animal grows down?

A: A duck

Q: Why did the duck cross the park?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What's a Duckworth?

A: I don't know, what does a Henweigh?

Q: How do you get down off a horse?

A: You don't get down off a horse... you get down off a duck.

Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.
Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry, but you'll have to take the whole bird.

A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells "MAN!!!!"

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any chapstick?" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, "Thanks, just put it on my bill."

Originally posted by: xPalkix

Lauren's tweets today:

'Sometimes when you give your heart, soul, and 100% to something the outcome doesn't matter...it's the journey that matters.'

'Thank you so much for makin me and @punitjpathak #Jhalak journey so beautiful and memorable. I mean it from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU'

'Even though I am the runner up I truly feel like I won the hearts of everyone in India and that to me means more than winning a trophy'

'To come from a different country and be voted all the way to the finale just shows how much love and warmth the people of India have'

'I've fallen in love with India and the people out here. I came into India as a foreigner but I'm staying in India as an Indian.'

This is why I love Lauren! So humble and appreciative! Proud fan!