Ima li zivota bez interneta
Jedan mucenik bez posla se prijavio za posao u Microsoft kao cistac WC solja. Kadrovski direktor ga je primio na razgovor i posle kratkog testa mu rece : "Primljeni ste. Ostavite mi vas e-mail tako da vam mogu poslati ugovor i spisak Vasih duznosti." On,mucenik, zbunjen, odgovori da nema racunar, pa samim tim ni e-mail. Direktor ce na to: " E, pa onda, zao mi je; ako nemate e-mail, virtualno znaci da ne postojite, tako da ja ne mogu da vas primim..."
Muceni siromah, ocajan, izadje iz sedista Microsofta, bez ideje sta bi mogao da radi i sa samo 10 dolara u dzepu. Uputi se prema supermarketu i tamo kupi gajbicu sa 10kg jagoda. Za kratko vreme, proda sve jagode na komad, iduci od vrata do vrata, i do podne duplira pocetni kapital. Iznenadjen i sa entuzijazmom ponovi istu stvar tri puta i vrati se sa 60 dolara kuci. Tada je shvatio da bi mu taj sistem omogucio da prezivi, tako da je poceo da ga primenjuje u kontinuitetu, izlazeci uvijek rano ujutru, i vracajuci se kuci uvijek kasno uvece. Radeci tako, utrostrucavao je i ucetvorostrucavao kapital svakoga dana.
Za kratko vreme kupi rucnu dvokolicu, da bi mogao da poveca obim posla, a kasnije je zameni sa jednim kamioncicem. Radeci tako, u roku od jedne godine, postade vlasnik male flote sopstvenih motornih vozila. Za 5 god. je postao vlasnik jedne od najvecih mreza za distribuciju namirnica u SAD. U tom momentu, misleci na buducnost porodice, odluci da osigura svoj zivot.Pozvao je brokera kako bi potpisao polisu osiguranja. Broker ga na kraju razgovora pita za njego e-mail da bi mu poslao prospekt osiguranja. Nas covek mu odgovori da nema e-mail. "Bas cudno"- rece broker. "Nemate e-mail, a uspeli ste da napravite imperiju. A zamislite gde biste bili da ste ga imali!" Covek se zamisli pa odgovori: ''U Microsoftu, cisteci WC solje!!!
Is there life without the InternetA martyr out of work applied for a job at Microsoft as a cleaner Toilet. Personnel Director had received the call and after a short test told him, "You're hired. Leave me your email so that you can send the contract and a list of your duties." He martyr, embarrassed, replied that there was no computer, and consequently the e-mail. The Director shall to that: "Well, then, I'm sorry, but if you do not have email, virtual means that there is, so I can not receive you ..."Tortured the poor, desperate, out of the headquarters of Microsoft, with no idea of ??what could work with only $ 10 in his pocket. Head out to the supermarket and buy a crate there with 10kg of strawberries. For a limited time, all strawberries sold in the piece, going from door to door, and the floor doubled initial capital. Surprised and enthusiastically repeat the same thing three times and returned home with $ 60. Then he realized that the system would have to survive, so he started to implement continuous, always coming out early in the morning and returning home late at night still. By doing so, utrostrucavao ucetvorostrucavao the capital every day.For a limited time buy a hand rickshaw that could increase the workload, and then replace it with a truck. By doing so, within a year, became the owner of a small fleet of their own vehicles. For 5 years. became the owner of one of the largest distribution networks in the U.S. store. At that moment, thinking about the future of the family, the decision to ensure its zivot.Pozvao a broker to sign an insurance policy. Broker by the end of the interview ask for her e-mail that I sent him a brochure of insurance. Our man replied that there is no e-mail. "Very funny" - said the broker. "You have e-mail, and you've managed to create an empire. Could you imagine where you would be if you did!" The man's thoughts and said, "... At Microsoft, cleaning Toilet seats!
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