Nažalost nisam oženjen, doduše bio sam veren ali do svadbe nije došlo.
Evo ZAŠTO:
Za Novu Godinu htjeo sam verenici da poklonim rukavice, koje bih joj poslao zajedno s pismom. Medutim, u prodavaonici sam sreo prijateljicu koja je kupovala gacice. Nespretna prodavacica je zamjenila pakete, tako da je prijateljica uzela rukavice, a ja zarucnici poslao gacice.
SAD ZAMISLITE MOJU verenicu POD NOVOGODIŠNJOM JELKOM KAKO OTVARA POKLON I CITA PISMO!
EVO SADRŽAJA PISMA:
Dugo sam razmišljao kako da te razveselim i dokažem svoju ljubav. Zadnji put sam konacno primjetio šta ti nedostaje, pa ti to šaljem u paketu. Želim da u njima provedeš ugodne trenutke. Želio sam da ti kupim vunene, ali u njima bi se znojila, što sam zapazio kod prijateljice i prodavacice.
Probao sam ih i na jednoj i na drugoj, pa sam ih jedva skinuo. Ali, ubrzo ce proljece, pa ih ti onda, koliko mi je poznato, ne nosiš. Htjeo sam da ti kupim kožne sa narodnim vezom, ali sam se u zadnji tren sjetio da u njima ne bi mogao da opipam ono zbog cega želim da te zaprosim. Kupio sam namjerno takve koje se lako skidaju, ako se žuri tebi i drugima. Ne zaboravi da ih poneseš kada ideš u fino društvo. Nece dugo biti ciste jer ljudi imaju prljave ruke, a ti s mnogima kontaktiraš. Ako želiš da ih ocistiš, idi do mog prijatelja, znaš onog o kojem sam ti vec pricao, jer on je vec iskusan u tim stvarima."
Unfortunately, I'm not married, although he was engaged but the wedding did not happen.
Here is why:
For the New Year I wanted to donate fiancee gloves, which I sent to her along with a letter. However, the store I met a friend who was buying panties. Clumsy saleswoman was replaced packages so that a friend took the gloves, and I sent the bride slips.
Now imagine my fiance Under the Christmas tree opening the gifts and read the letter!
EVO contents of the letter:
I've thought about how to cheer you up and prove his love. Last time I finally noticed what's missing, and you send a package. I want them to spend pleasant moments. I wanted to buy you a wool, but they would be sweating, I noticed with a friend and vendors.
I tried them on one side and on the other, so I barely took off. But soon the spring, so it you then, to my knowledge, do not wear it. I wanted to buy you leather with embroidery, but I remembered at the last minute that they could not touch the things for which I want to propose. I bought these on purpose that can be easily removed if you are in a hurry, and others. Do not forget to bring when you go to nice guys. It will not be long because people have clean hands dirty, and you, with many contacting. If you want to clean up, go to my friends, you know the one that I've already talked about, because he had already experienced in these matters. "