Mix and match CC#7[closed]

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momna

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Posted: 13 years ago

#31

Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hoa.
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Baap ko Father's Day k card per shair likha.
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Phool to phool hai, gulab jesa koi nai
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Mere baap to boht hain per Aap jesa koi nhi..

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Rashmi

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Posted: 13 years ago

#32

Sardar went to an interview.
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?
Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

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Rashmi

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Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Rofl baap wala is lovely and ammi haha sardar pe itne joke kyu hai momo

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Rashmi

@Rashu1505

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Posted: 13 years ago

#34

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7crores.
Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

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momna

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Posted: 13 years ago

#35

Pathan ko Us K Baap Ne Shadi k Mau'qay par Gun di Aur kaha:

Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.

Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...

Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di

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momna

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Posted: 13 years ago

#36

1 Sardar Ji aur 1 Pathan UK Gaye.
Airport Officer ne Naam Pucha
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Pathan: Umar Daraz Bhatti.
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Officer: English Mai Bolo
Pathan kuch Dair Sochne k Baad: Long Life Oven.
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Peeche Sardar Khara Tha,
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Wo bola: I am Beautiful Red Underwear
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Officer: What?
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Sardar: Mera Naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda.

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momna

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Posted: 13 years ago

#37

haahhaahhahaa sardar buht bewakoof hote hai is liye un pe buht jokes ha

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Rashmi

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Posted: 13 years ago

#38

A person went to a Sardar's shop.
Person: I want 2007 calender
Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

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Rashmi

@Rashu1505

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Posted: 13 years ago

#39

Haha but jisne ye jokes likhe kahi wo sardar to nahi

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Rashmi

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Posted: 13 years ago

#40

Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda

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