Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!
Once Death had 'near Rajnikant experience' !!
When GOD is shocked he exclaims "Oh my Rajnikaant!"?
The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!?
Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Rajini doesn't need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place."
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.
Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!
In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!
Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!
Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
If Rajinikanth's PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Rajnikanth doesn't have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Even gajani remembers rajni.
This year's RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads 'BRB'
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast
Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country.
By the time Grahambell invented telephone, he had 2missed calls from Rajnikanth.
The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant's territory.
Rajnikant Vs the Computer World
1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth's PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant's email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
5. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
General facts about Rajnikant
1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant's every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there's a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
23. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
42. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
46. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
51. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
55. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
62. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
63. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
64. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
70. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
71. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
78. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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