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Faria Ferdousi

@Faria.

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#991

Dear Friend,

when I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
U give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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umaima

@cutiepie12

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#992

Originally posted by: -Faria-

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

hahhahahhahha...bechare 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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jiya

@--jiya--

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#993

Originally posted by: -Faria-

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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jiya

@--jiya--

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#994

Originally posted by: SujaLuvsMayur
hellowww cuitepie :)
hw r u?

sorry, i dnt knw ur name :(

I ❤️ u cutiepie😆

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umaima

@cutiepie12

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#995

Originally posted by: SujaLuvsMayur
hellowww cuitepie :)
hw r u?

sorry, i dnt knw ur name :(

ohh pllzzz dnt b sorry...

jiya dekho ab kis ne rule torra hai😛

my name is umaima

n m absolutely f9...enjoying alot here...i hope u too having a gr8 tym here😳

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jiya

@--jiya--

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#996

di!!!😡

tumne rule toda😳

gaana gaao😈🤣

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Faria Ferdousi

@Faria.

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#997

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.

Change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !

bilkul Jiya ki tarah adat paya isne...LOL

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umaima

@cutiepie12

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#998

Originally posted by: jiya_angel

I ❤️ u cutiepie😆

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ *Whispering* i ❤️ u ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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umaima

@cutiepie12

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#999

Originally posted by: -Faria-
Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.

Change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !

bilkul Jiya ki tarah adat paya isne...LOL

hahahhhahhahhhaha🤣

han soo sure