Aha! Found one!
[quote=sarah1024]Today's Ghodi in a nutshell ...
SCENE 1
Damini's ex-fiance: Muahahahahaha! So Prithvi, Sameer and Varun are brothers. And those losers think they're so smart for fooling around with the three chicks to avenge their father's death, eh? Now they'll see who is the REAL smartass here! *evil laughter*
SCENE 2
Prithvi: Whenever we try to hurt those girls, WE feel the pain.
Sameer: I know bhaiyya. I thought I'd marry princess purity and dump her. But she's so damn loyal, angelic, sweet, perfect and pure - no wait, cancel pure out of that list - so how can I break her heart? *sigh*
Varun: Same here bhaiyya. Actually, technically I shouldn't even be feeling guilty because I haven't done ANYTHING to hurt or manipulate Roshni, unlike you two. But meh, my character and dialogues have always been pointless so why should today be any different.
SCENE 3:
*PB answer's Sameer's cell phone, turns on the loud speaker*
Avni's voice: HI JAI! OMG I AM SO TENSED! JAI CAN WE PLZ PLZ TELL MY SISTER? CAN WE PLZ TELL HER YOU KNOCKED ME UP?
*Sameer enters the room and hears that*
Prithvi: 😡
Sameer: *gulp*
Varun: 😕
SCENE 4
*PB, Sameer and Varun are somewhere outside at night*
Prithvi: You horny little pig! *raises hand to slap Sameer*
Varun: *grab's PB's hand* No bhaiyya, let's hear what he has to say! I'm sure he meant well - the local store probably ran out of contraceptives that night!
Prithvi: Don't blame it on the store! Sameer is a low life loser with no morals. I didn't think he'd stoop so low!
Sameer: Ela Gujral was a b***h, okay? She killed our daddy. My actions were justified.
Prithvi: Yo, retard - Ela was the b***h, not the girls! Why did you taint the angelic one?
Sameer: I got carried away. When Ela didn't care about our daddy then why should we care about her girls?
Varun: Why am I even in this scene?
Prithvi: Thank god Varun and I aren't as morally corrupt as you are!
Sameer: Oh yeah? Don't tell me you weren't planning to screw Damini on your wedding night!
Prithvi: Hey, I thought this situation through 8343565478568457 times over before saying yes to the marriage!
Sameer: Whatever.
Varun: Why am I even in this scene?
Prithvi: No matter what I'm not going to let any harm come to the angelic one and her innocent baby - who you happen to be the father of, in case you forgot.
Sameer: I know, I know. So what now?
Prithvi: Well, I will decide what to do next. I'm not letting you mess this up any further!
Varun: Can you guys PLEASE tell me why I'm in this scene?
*sudden applause breaks their argument*
Damini's evil fiance: What a kickass plot you folks hatched! So you're all brothers, eh? Muahahahahaha! Wait till your victims find out! *evil laughter*
Prithvi, Sameer and Varun: *shocked and horrified muh*
The end. [/quote]
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ahh the good ol' days *nostalgic muh*
Jhanak
