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Posted: 14 years ago
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One guy went to a zoo. There on the main gate he saw people curiosly purchasing peeled peanuts. He asked the hawker behind so much of sale. The hawker said that there is an interesting monkey inside for whom people are purchasing these peanuts for.

Curiously this guy also bought peanuts for 2 rupees and went inside to check the monkey out.

He saw the 'special' monkey inside a cage. That man gave him one piece of peeled peanuts. The moneky without any hesisation took it, put it in his rectum, pulled it out, crushed it off and ate the peanuts.

The man gave him another peanut and the monkey did the same.

Surprised and feeling insulted, the man called the caretaker to know the reason behind this act.

The caretaker said, "Sir it is not your fault. Few months ago one gentleman like you came and fed dates to the monkey. The monkey had the dates but the seeds never came out. He is so much worried since then that he always measures the seeds before eating".
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Cutiepie Rani

Lol


Did you see my awesome profile pic? :D



Thats the most horrifying pic I have ever seen. Its poorly photo shopped, yes. but the figure is worse. Sorry to say, your pics in real were awe inspiring, this one is plain awful. Kindly change it please and dont start crying over my comment. I say the truth. You deserve to be better than what you are trying to show there. It just appears fake and ...now dont get on to open my mouth. change it NOW.

Beauty is what is natural.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Wife: Shall we try a different position tonight?

Husband: Excellent idea!

Wife: U stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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No I'm not changing it until nov 2nd is over! U can say whatever you want!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Boss:- Do you believe in life after death?

Employee:- "No; certainly not; there is no proof of it!!!"

Boss: "There is now. After you left yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you"...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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A few things American movies have taught us:
1. The Chinese have nothing better to do than teach and practise Kung-Fu and Karate

2. More than 50% of the US population are FBI or CIA agents

3. If a man has survived a mishap with a lady, he's entitled to a (French) kiss no matter if he'd met that lady only on that day

4. The purpose of schools system in the US is to promote basket ball, baseball and rugby.

5. Aliens have a special liking towards the US while invading the earth.

6. You are the one responsible for the survival of mankind.

7. During a violent chase, the vehicles involved, including tyres are bulletproof

8. When you desperately need a bike to flee, you will find a super bike on the parking lot and the owner would've forgotten the keys on it.

A few things Indian movies have taught us:

1. One of the twins is always born evil.

2. If you decide to diffuse a bomb, you will always cut the correct wire. By the way, all bombs come with a timer display and two wires one of which is the fake fuse

3. A man won't show any pain while enduring violent blows but he would wince in pain when a female tries to clean his wounds.

4. An officer can solve a case only if he's suspended from office.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone would know the steps properly
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: PimpJuice

Rapmarkin' this shiz.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6_3gd5wD6c&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]



z should be replaced with t.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Did you know the movie Robot/ Indhiran was shot in less than 30 minutes.

The shooting started and within 10 mins Rajni got bored. So he simply changed the speed of time. What felt like 2 years for all of us was in reality just 20 mins....
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Women Friends chatting in office....

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!


At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.....

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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finally got my MBA final degree today😳

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