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Originally posted by: Shayari

oooohhhh...censored wala!!!! pehle yeh to batao bhai ki id unban kaisa hua!! kyun itna secret hain ki..nai batana chahatey ho kya?

it's quite simple shayari ji... all you do is press ctrl + shift + alt + s + v + p... a screen pops up on your screen, and you type in your name, it then unblocks you 😃

Originally posted by: cosworthkid007

caution:🤬

Santa's pet bitch (animal) was pregnant.
santa: god! yeh kutta hai ki kutiya?
banta: abe aur kya ho sakta hai?
santa: yaar beech beech mein main bhi pange leta raha hoon.

ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Emptiness

it's quite simple shayari ji... all you do is press ctrl + shift + alt + s + v + p... a screen pops up on your screen, and you type in your name, it then unblocks you 😃

taoji, 🤣

sid bahia..kya hua..dimaag ka daura padha kya..??😆

@sid anyhow congratulations sid..koi achcha hasnewala joke sunao na...sada hua mat sunao pls!!!!

Originally posted by: Shayari

@sid anyhow congratulations sid..koi achcha hasnewala joke sunao na...sada hua mat sunao pls!!!!

but that was hilarious!

Once pappu started praying Ravan and after one year Ravan was very happy with the bakthi of pappu.

Then ravan deceided to give 3 Vardans to pappu.

Ravan: Say vatsa! what do you wnat?
Pappu: I want 100 vardans
Ravan: But i can give you only 3 vardans
Pappu: But i want 100 vardans
Ravan : No child..i can give you only 3 vardans
Pappu : No i want 100 means 100
Ravan : No i can give you only 3 if you want take or else i am going
Pappu: Ok ! what 3 i will ask you will give me definitely?
Ravan: Sure It's a promise from Raksash Raj Ravan
Pappu : 1st vardan , Convert you "GADA" in your shoulder in to a bamboo stick.
Ravan:"Ththastu" and his "GADA" turned in to a stick
Pappu : 2nd vardan, Put your stick deep inside you A$$..deep inside!!
Ravan: (confused)...but in a great pain puts it inside...and asks pappu for his 3rd vardan
Pappu:Now you are gonna give me the rest 97vardans or should i turn that stick back to "GADA"??

arey kaha bhaag gaye sab log

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Indian road rules broadly operate within the domain of karma where you do your best, and leave the results to your insurance company. The hints are as follows:

Do we drive on the left or right of the road?

The answer is "both". Basically you start on the left of the road, unless it is occupied. In that case, go to the right, unless that is also occupied. Then proceed by occupying the next available gap, as in chess. Just trust your instincts, ascertain the direction, and proceed. Adherence to road rules leads to much misery and occasional fatality. Most drivers don't drive, but just aim their vehicles in the intended direction. Don't you get discouraged or underestimate yourself except for a belief in reincarnation, the other drivers are not in any better position.